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Aerosmitten -> RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! (7/23/2007 4:59:55 AM)
Duck tape fixes everything. Always keep the scalping knife sharp. It's easier to ask for forgivness than to ask for permission. The only good Indians ARN'T tame. Don't rely on a man, be self sufficiant. And she oft told me to learn from her mistakes.

LadySeraphina -> RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! (7/23/2007 9:34:11 AM)
When someone comes at you, hit them in the nose with the heel of your hand, but remember - aim about 5 feet behind them! (My mom's ex-military)

Shysarah815 -> RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! (7/23/2007 9:42:37 AM)
*Always wear Clean underwear, you never know when youll end up showing your @$$ off*

earthycouple -> RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! (7/23/2007 10:32:08 AM)
"Never tell someone to do something you wouldn't do yourself." I live by that...in work and in domination

YesMistressIrish -> RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! (7/24/2007 7:58:04 AM)
My mom and I were best friends through my 20's. She told me "When you really focus on anyone it is very special and you make people feel like there is no one else in the world. That's why I miss you so much when you are distracted. It's like I don't exist." Wow, has that ever been useful! She also said: "Be a leader because you are so independent." And "You have so much to give, don't let them use you." Mom rocked and I miss making her laugh all the time. Sigh.

QuietlySeeking -> RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! (7/24/2007 8:41:04 AM)
Don't piss into the wind, don't tug on Superman's cape, and don't mess around with Jim....doo, doo, dooo... As far as UMs, you can find enough things to tell them NOT to do. (after my nephew bit the head of broccoli in the grocery store because he was hungry!)

MistresssAria -> RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! (7/24/2007 1:22:59 PM)
"Better living through chemistry" (dad's a psychiatrist & mom's a psychologist lol), no watching Sophie's Choice, and never get married - just have a bunch of lovers ;)

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