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just for laughs - 7/11/2007 7:14:35 PM   
apettiger


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a friend sent this to me earlier today and i thought S/some of Y/you might enjoy it :

IN MY NEXT LIFE...  
I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that
out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better 
every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your
pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy  your
retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous
and you get  ready  for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxurious spa-like
conditions with central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.



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RE: just for laughs - 7/12/2007 5:54:29 AM   
dincubus


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I have seen that myself and laugh every time i do see it. in some ways it would be perfect, in others it would kind of suck.

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RE: just for laughs - 7/12/2007 9:23:20 AM   
favesclava


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lets vote on it! all those in favor?

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RE: just for laughs - 7/12/2007 8:19:37 PM   
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would want to try it out for the sake of having something different. lol

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RE: just for laughs - 7/13/2007 5:34:42 PM   
Saratov


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Would that mean you would come and go at the same time?

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