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PhilaMale1958 -> Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 9:01:24 AM)
Ok it's Friday, and in light of the serious threads that have been crossing our screens, perhaps we can have one that deals, hopefully, with the lighter side of "weird interactions" that we may have had during our first, second, third, etc., date, play meetings, meeting the in-laws, coworkers, or what ever. Maybe it was something that someone said or did that was unexpected and a bit out there, but looking back on it now you can find some humor in it. Ladies and Gentleman, Doms, Switches, subs and slaves, this thread is now open to your contributions.

LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 9:08:35 AM)
Second time I saw my first master, I bussed down to him, got there hours late and starving to find out we would be having a "dinner mate" who happened to be another sub female he'd been seducing online. Also considering earlier that week I'd learned my father had been diagnosed with cancer and was really looking for some support from him...that was a bit of a "weird interaction" that night. I SO should have ended it that weekend.

MasterFireMaam -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 9:26:21 AM)
As most know, my mom is very aware of my lifestyle. Because she lived with her sister for a while a few years ago, my Aunt D learned of it, too. About two years ago, I was taking jason with me to Thanksgiving at an Uncle's house. Mom, Aunt D, Aunt J and her boyfriend, Uncle T and his wife P and P's parents were all there. While jason and I were driving, I got a phone call from Aunt D. Aunt D, pleasantly: Your mom and I want to know if this guy you're brining is a BOYfriend or a SLAVE. Me, laughing: he's a slave. Aunt D: Oh good! We have some things for him to do. Me, still laughing. That's fine. Are you all there yet? Aunt D: Yep! Waiting on you! We hang up. jason and I arrive about an hour later and we walk into the living room. Everyone says hi in the familiar family fashion (which is kinda like the greet Norm always got when entering Cheers). I say, "Hi everyone! This is slave jason." There was silence. I then, in that split second moment where you realize you've made a huge faux pas, determined that Aunt D had NOT called me while sitting in the living room with all the people as I had assumed she had. I turned to Uncle T and said, "So, where do we put out things?" and walked out of the living room, fairly mortified. jason, being jason, was simply amused. I made sure that jason was of use all weekend. he ran loads of towels, ran the vaccum cleaner, cleaned the kitchen while we were cooking, etc. etc. By the end, every female in attendence had 'caught me alone' and whispered, "Where do I get one of those?!" chuckle Master Fire

PhilaMale1958 -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 9:31:54 AM)
Pisst, ummm, Jason, where do I get one of those. lol [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s2.gif[/image]

mnottertail -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 9:33:01 AM)
at www.weirdinteractions.com where else? InternetMaster

MasterFireMaam -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 11:28:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail at www.weirdinteractions.com where else? InternetMaster Is this where I can find a Pope of Rope? chuckle Master Fire

MasterFireMaam -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 11:30:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PhilaMale1958 Pisst, ummm, Jason, where do I get one of those. lol [:D] chuckle jason and I met in person at a kink-friendly party. Master Fire

mnottertail -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 11:30:23 AM)
the pope of perversion perhaps. Or, you could just pop by the house!!!! Ron

Emperor1956 -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 11:36:19 AM)
I know where you can find Pope ON a Rope! And how about the Sultan of Swat? Has an entirely different meaning outside of baseball. E. Edited because I cannot spell worth a danm.

MasterFireMaam -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 2:02:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 I know where you can find Pope ON a Rope! I'm gonna go with Father Guido Sarducci, create my own religion and make myselfa da Pope. Master Fire BUT....we have derailed the original thread. Sorry OP!

ChainedExistence -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 3:03:40 PM)
I met a Dom once that looked a lot like a familiar Christmas icon...little children kept approaching the table to ask for what they wanted on Christmas morning. Gives a whole new meaning to "have you been a good girl this year?"

adoracat -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 3:28:10 PM)
having someone tell me i wasnt really big enough for his tastes. blinks that was strange after years of "you're too damned fat for me" comments. kitten, who finally likes herself as she is.....

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 3:29:14 PM)
Not a specific occurence, but at our old house every time my husband would spank me it would set off the glass break detectors on our home alarm system. Man, the neighbors loved us!

salilus -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 3:54:40 PM)
Being invited to an event by a dominant I'd been talking with for almost a year, agreeing to go and having them tell, last minute, that they're inviting a slave to go with us, stay in the hotel room with us, etc. O.o It had to be the most uncomfortable night I have never spent in a hotel room. On top of which, I felt terrible for her, as well. Honestly, looking back on it, I would have rather slept cuddled up with her than with... my date?

MasterGremlin -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 5:52:21 PM)
My oldest daughter, who will be 23 next month, called me up about 2 months ago and asked me how to go about having anal sex. Does that qualify as being weird? Sincerely, minxy [:)]

MasterFireMaam -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/13/2007 6:19:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChainedExistence I met a Dom once that looked a lot like a familiar Christmas icon...little children kept approaching the table to ask for what they wanted on Christmas morning. Gives a whole new meaning to "have you been a good girl this year?" Hey...I used to work with that guy! Honest! He was a large man with a long white beard and long white hair. He ALWAYS wore santa suspenders...and ALWAYS had candy canes and a snowball on his desk. His truck/SUV was read and ALWAYS had a wreath on the front grill and garland on the luggage rack. To top it off, on the mirror part below the doors, it said, "Ho, ho, ho." The liscense plate was personalized, too...something like SANTA1.

adoracat -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/14/2007 12:47:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterGremlin My oldest daughter, who will be 23 next month, called me up about 2 months ago and asked me how to go about having anal sex. Does that qualify as being weird? Sincerely, minxy [:)] satan and i once had a long conversation about anal sex and ky warming gel. in the changing room at jc penny. (satan is my now 24 yr old daughter's nickname) she and i have a LOT of odd conversations..... kitten, who really likes her daughter as a human being, and laughs when her daughter calls her a "cumguzzling gutterslut"

NefertariReborn -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/14/2007 1:44:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam As most know, my mom is very aware of my lifestyle. Because she lived with her sister for a while a few years ago, my Aunt D learned of it, too. About two years ago, I was taking jason with me to Thanksgiving at an Uncle's house. Mom, Aunt D, Aunt J and her boyfriend, Uncle T and his wife P and P's parents were all there. While jason and I were driving, I got a phone call from Aunt D. Aunt D, pleasantly: Your mom and I want to know if this guy you're brining is a BOYfriend or a SLAVE. Me, laughing: he's a slave. Aunt D: Oh good! We have some things for him to do. Me, still laughing. That's fine. Are you all there yet? Aunt D: Yep! Waiting on you! We hang up. jason and I arrive about an hour later and we walk into the living room. Everyone says hi in the familiar family fashion (which is kinda like the greet Norm always got when entering Cheers). I say, "Hi everyone! This is slave jason." There was silence. I then, in that split second moment where you realize you've made a huge faux pas, determined that Aunt D had NOT called me while sitting in the living room with all the people as I had assumed she had. I turned to Uncle T and said, "So, where do we put out things?" and walked out of the living room, fairly mortified. jason, being jason, was simply amused. I made sure that jason was of use all weekend. he ran loads of towels, ran the vaccum cleaner, cleaned the kitchen while we were cooking, etc. etc. By the end, every female in attendence had 'caught me alone' and whispered, "Where do I get one of those?!" chuckle Master Fire Great story.

NefertariReborn -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/14/2007 1:47:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterGremlin My oldest daughter, who will be 23 next month, called me up about 2 months ago and asked me how to go about having anal sex. Does that qualify as being weird? Sincerely, minxy [:)] Ummmmmm what did you say??

Elorin -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/14/2007 5:49:34 AM)
I met someone from online once who could not carry on a conversation. All he seemed to say was "Thank you so much for meeting me" over and over and over during our visit. Very awkward. My mom lived with me for a year, and knew about my lifestyle and what I did. She came with me to more than one of my educational meetings, and one wierd moment was when she took over the camera while I was being lit on fire to photo document a fire play practicum at the house. Another was when the air conditioning was out and she came along to a rope bondage meeting for the benefit of the air conditioning, and ended up sitting through the meeting and tying up friends of mine throughout the evening. Eventually Mom ended up being the camera man for my amateur fetish photo shoots and video shoots.

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