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liljoy -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/14/2007 7:37:03 AM)
my first event was a fetish ball a couple hours away from where i lived. i had moved back home to mother after my divorce. Since i didn't drive to the event i didn't think to bring my drivers license which was required to get into the event. my friend was on the phone with mom trying to talk her into faxing me a copy of my license when someone sent out one of the cops that was at the event. i was talking to the cop explaining the situation and well clearly i'm old enough to be here when my friend said "hey i have her mom on the phone she can verify her birthday" So the cop took the phone asked both me and mom my birthday and let me in. Of course mom still picks on me about that lol lil_joy

MasterGremlin -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/14/2007 10:17:16 AM)
Very carefully [:D] No, I just explained the whole stretching thing, going slow, learning to relax those muscles and the steps needed and told her about anal plugs and of course cleanliness. I 'm actually very glad she can come to me with things like that. I have always been very open with her about sex but thought this conversation was even weirder for a mother and daughter than the time she asked me about blow jobs and swallowing. She knows that W/we are in the "lifestyle" and I think she leans that way (she is alot like me) but hasn't really "crossed over" so to speak. While I haven't gone into great detail, she knows the kinds of things W/we do and she knows it makes U/us happy, especially me, I am much happier than I ever was before. Sincerely, minxy [:)]

meticulousgirl -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/14/2007 10:22:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam As most know, my mom is very aware of my lifestyle. Because she lived with her sister for a while a few years ago, my Aunt D learned of it, too. About two years ago, I was taking jason with me to Thanksgiving at an Uncle's house. Mom, Aunt D, Aunt J and her boyfriend, Uncle T and his wife P and P's parents were all there. While jason and I were driving, I got a phone call from Aunt D. Aunt D, pleasantly: Your mom and I want to know if this guy you're brining is a BOYfriend or a SLAVE. Me, laughing: he's a slave. Aunt D: Oh good! We have some things for him to do. Me, still laughing. That's fine. Are you all there yet? Aunt D: Yep! Waiting on you! We hang up. jason and I arrive about an hour later and we walk into the living room. Everyone says hi in the familiar family fashion (which is kinda like the greet Norm always got when entering Cheers). I say, "Hi everyone! This is slave jason." There was silence. I then, in that split second moment where you realize you've made a huge faux pas, determined that Aunt D had NOT called me while sitting in the living room with all the people as I had assumed she had. I turned to Uncle T and said, "So, where do we put out things?" and walked out of the living room, fairly mortified. jason, being jason, was simply amused. I made sure that jason was of use all weekend. he ran loads of towels, ran the vaccum cleaner, cleaned the kitchen while we were cooking, etc. etc. By the end, every female in attendence had 'caught me alone' and whispered, "Where do I get one of those?!" chuckle Master Fire lol I guess Jason's lucky He's jason.....i would be horrified and in shock ~meticulous~

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/14/2007 10:50:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterGremlin My oldest daughter, who will be 23 next month, called me up about 2 months ago and asked me how to go about having anal sex. Does that qualify as being weird? Sincerely, minxy [:)] #1 I would say it does qualify as being weird. #2 You are a very lucky woman. How I hope to have the same type of relationship with my oldest when she grows up.

PhilaMale1958 -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/14/2007 10:55:32 AM)
Personally I can't think of any really out there things that I have done or seen; however, along the line of MasterGremlin post there is something that I did when I was in my late teens. I was over at a girlfriends house and my girlfriend, her mother, and I were talking while seated in their living room. I can't recall what we were talking about but it wasn't anything really serious. Well something was mentioned, about what I can't recall, but I said that I could ask my parents anything. Now my parents were born in the 20's and I was brought up in a VERY straight household that wasn't liberal at all. My girlfriends mother kind of questioned me on this, so to prove it I called my mom and I asked her how do you know if you are pregnant? Now I have no idea why I asked that question, but there was a slight pause on the line, and then my mom said that you would miss your period. (Alright, I know it has already crossed someone's mind here. She was not talking about me missing my period, she was talking about women in general). I said ok, thanks, I hung up the phone, and I never gave the question that I asked a second thought. lol Now in retrospect I can't help but to laugh at how I never imagined what would be going through my moms' mind when I asked that question. So I guess it the whole thing was a little weird for my mom.

PhilaMale1958 -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/20/2007 5:14:44 AM)
For levity, does anyone have weird interaction stories that they would like to share on this thread?

mnottertail -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/20/2007 5:36:16 AM)
I owned a pain slut for about 3 years before I knew she had asthma, of all things she was embarrassed about it, for christ's sake, so she went to great lengths to hide it from me. I lost the hardon mindset in the middle of a difficult situation, so I go in the closet and come out with a tam-o’-shanter and a bath skirt thingy, propped my crop under my arm, and started doing a Scottish sergeant major routine (she was the type of person who would laugh, especially when someone got hurt, you know the kind) and she was laughing and laughing, cannot move (tied down), so reasonably I think; shit, I ain't doing to bad here. So I do a Dick Van Dyke fall and my elbow is pasted into my ribs. She laughs at anyone’s pain, and I was near dead. Guffaws turn into a still body and a blank stare. I ignored the stop, stop, stop beforehand because she always said that when she came, and I once made the mistake of stopping. She is rigid, blank stare and not either breathing or not breathing; I am elbowed in my ribs and hoisted on my own petard. It culminated in an emergency room visit with me having terrifically bruised ribs and her near death because of an asthma attack from laughing. Oh, how the mighty had fallen that e’en.

Cyntilating -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/20/2007 6:17:35 AM)
weirdest? not sure..but probably the most memorable blunder on my part>> ....i was at the end of a visit to my first dominants home.. ( it was about the 2nd visit and i was still "learning and trying reallllly hard to accept all the feelings that came with having to leave our times together" ) ... i had been put in my car and he had been leaning in the car window saying his "goodbyes" .... >> He said " now Go, and drive safely" ....so i did ! drove off, proceeding to run over his foot with my tire !.... heck! i was just obeying..!!! right? can laugh about it now.. ( He still reminds me of it from time to time, 12 years later, when he really wants me to blush ) [:)] ..guess i had the "go" part down..just not the "drive safely " part yet i guess ... gigglin Cyndi

Trampler -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/20/2007 6:36:42 AM)
I just had a weird/and f*ed up interaction with this site a few minutes ago. I was scrolling down the General discussion page, when suddenly it goes down to the bottom of the page by itself, and jumps up and down whenever I tried to move it. Well I got bit of a temper, so I banged the desk making things jump. A second later it stopped and I started looking at discussions again. Then when I was looking at a thread,(for the life of me, I can't remember which one!) It happened again! Son of a B**!!! I slammed my fist on the desk in frustration and the pile of books that was sitting on top, hit me on the head! OWWW!!! Not a good way to start my day ya know

CreativeDominant -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/20/2007 12:20:47 PM)
I'd have to say my weirdest...without being jailtime-threatening...interaction I had was about 9 years ago when I was fairly new to this. A submissive I had met online had moved to Denver and we had gotten together a few times. She loved to try and get out of whatever bondage I had put her into. Not to the point where her struggles interfered with her playing but she always said it helped her to focus on the pleasure of the pain and not just on the pain itself. Well...one time I had her tied to the headboard and was swinging away with a breadboard. She'd been struggling all along when suddenly I noted that she had stopped and her whole body was shaking and she was giving off these muffled moans. I stopped what I was doing, asked her quietly if she was O.K. and I hear this muffled "yes Sir". Well, I went to her head, gripped her hair and pulled her face up. She was laughing...and crying, but more laughing than crying, thus provoking the shaking...and when she saw my rather dumbfounded look, she held up her previously well-bound wrists. They were undone and her incisor...what my grandfather termed the "peanut tooth" was embedded in the rope. Yes, she had gotten them undone but had managed to lose a tooth along the way and for some reason, the pain in her bottom had negated the pain of losing the tooth and when she saw the tooth in the ropes, she just started laughing.

domiguy -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/20/2007 12:32:42 PM)
I have met people for a variety of different reasons....On most occasions it is because I have an actual fondness for that person....Usually very limited....However, I have met two people simply out of morbid curiousity.....One was a witch...the other had just gotten out of prison for concealing a murder and had a penchant for fucking "Benji." Unfortunately love did not blossom from either encounter. I immediately went home and scrubbed my body with lava soap and steel wool...To this day I still don't feel clean.

ELUSIVE1 -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/20/2007 12:39:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: adoracat quote: ORIGINAL: MasterGremlin My oldest daughter, who will be 23 next month, called me up about 2 months ago and asked me how to go about having anal sex. Does that qualify as being weird? Sincerely, minxy [:)] satan and i once had a long conversation about anal sex and ky warming gel. in the changing room at jc penny. (satan is my now 24 yr old daughter's nickname) she and i have a LOT of odd conversations..... kitten, who really likes her daughter as a human being, and laughs when her daughter calls her a "cumguzzling gutterslut" Both of my daughters are kinksters--but the one thing that stands out was me at a Halloween Kink party last October when I get a text message from my daughter (aged 24) saying "Mom, please tell me you are not the bitch they have tied up upstairs.." I wasn't...but yes it was a huge event and neither of us knew that the other was going...

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/20/2007 2:51:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy I have met people for a variety of different reasons....On most occasions it is because I have an actual fondness for that person....Usually very limited....However, I have met two people simply out of morbid curiousity.....One was a witch...the other had just gotten out of prison for concealing a murder and had a penchant for fucking "Benji." Unfortunately love did not blossom from either encounter. I immediately went home and scrubbed my body with lava soap and steel wool...To this day I still don't feel clean. try a combination of Comet with Bleach and a nice smelling body wash with antibacterial.

denika -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/20/2007 4:22:27 PM)
My Mom once asked me about oral sex................... it was far to disturbing, lol my parents were very 'uptight' sex just wasn't talked about so it was a bit of a shocker. They obviously weren't as uptight as I thought, as years later I realized my parents were poly. For nearly 20 years 'Aunty 'Alice lived with us. She had moved out by the time I was about five but all my older siblings grew up with her as a second Mom. My parents and Alice stayed close friends right up to their deaths (spanning nearly 60 years) So I gues I come by it naturally :) denika

WyckedMystress -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/20/2007 8:31:37 PM)
quote: My oldest daughter, who will be 23 next month, called me up about 2 months ago and asked me how to go about having anal sex. That is as weird as Me having to explain that oral sex wasnt just talking about sex to My mother!!

BoundDragon -> RE: Weird Interactions (7/21/2007 7:09:50 AM)
Hmmm... not so much funny but brings a grin to my face whe I remember it. It must have been the 5th or 6th time I had been with him and while we were getting vey heot & sweaty kissed me on the neck which started me wriggling so he accidently bit me. He was quick to apologise and then stopped dead, looked deeply into my eyes as if he could see something different. Guess he could cos all he said was "Oh.... so you're one of those"... it was true, the bite had got me as horny as hell and my eyes must have been sparking or something cos after that we just went wild. Happy days[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]

PhilaMale1958 -> RE: Weird Interactions (8/3/2007 5:48:44 AM)
It's Friday! (Like you really need someone to remind you) Does anyone have any weird interactions they would like to share, good or bad, as we enter into the weekend?

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