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Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 12:01:43 PM   
popeye1250


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"New show "Lesbian girl gang" all time hit surpassing "The Sopranos" on HBO!"

Or how about, "Ted Kennedy drives car off of bridge. Services to be held in Hyannis on tuesday."

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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 12:17:14 PM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 12:22:12 PM   
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Yeah, like that's going to happen!

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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 12:47:09 PM   
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"BUSH, CHENEY, PELOSI, RICE TO RESIGN TOMMOROW MORNING."
(Who would that leave as President?)

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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 8:08:16 PM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 8:13:37 PM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 8:18:27 PM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 8:20:07 PM   
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"fat redheads and marijuana....found to be the secrets of a happy life"

LOL.....that reminds me of a song I love that I've been hearing on the "X Country" station on XM Radio.  It's called "Fat Girls and Weed" and it's by Renegade Rail.  You've GOT to give it a listen.  It's great........luci

http://media.putfile.com/Renegade-Rail---Fat-Girls-and-Weed

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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 8:26:13 PM   
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"fat redheads and marijuana....found to be the secrets of a happy life"


Bring Your own weed...I'll supply the rest... :)

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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 8:33:52 PM   
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"fat redheads and marijuana....found to be the secrets of a happy life"


Bring Your own weed...I'll supply the rest... :)




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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 8:37:44 PM   
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Headlines we'd like to see.


hmmmm, let me think...i got one:

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CollarMe announced today that they would begina a new "equal treatment policy". they would begin to allow males to show the same areas of their anatomy as they do females.

it could happen...LOL


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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 9:16:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Or how about;
"BUSH, CHENEY, PELOSI, RICE TO RESIGN TOMMOROW MORNING."
(Who would that leave as President?)


Ted Kennedy?

Sinergy

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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 10:03:15 PM   
popeye1250


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Status: offline 		Sinergy, wrong!!! You have to phrase it as a headline like Alex Trebeck does!
I think it would be a "secretary" of something.
"Treasury Secretary" maybe?
I can't seem to find a Presidential succession table online.


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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 10:25:08 PM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/14/2007 10:29:59 PM   
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"FDA Approves New Odorless, Tasteless Female Aphrodesiac For Non-Prescription Sale"




LOL, now that's something that should win the Nobel Peace Prize!

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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 5:35:55 AM   
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Headlines we'd like to see.


hmmmm, let me think...i got one:

(fictional neadline)

CollarMe announced today that they would begina a new "equal treatment policy". they would begin to allow males to show the same areas of their anatomy as they do females.

it could happen...LOL



then again...maybe not...LOL


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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 6:31:28 AM   
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"Scientists have discovered that Reese Cups are the healthiest food on earth!"

I can dream............luci


please send several dozen boxes to Australia thank you. i need more health

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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 8:30:26 AM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 9:26:13 AM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 9:32:36 AM   
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