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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 9:52:36 AM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 10:33:13 AM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 10:39:17 AM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 10:43:45 AM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 10:53:44 AM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 10:55:25 AM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 7:09:00 PM   
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Sinergy, wrong!!! You have to phrase it as a headline like Alex Trebeck does!



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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 7:15:28 PM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/15/2007 10:03:54 PM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/16/2007 9:55:56 AM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/16/2007 1:28:02 PM   
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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/16/2007 1:35:08 PM   
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"Congress Abolishes Individual Income Tax"
 
"Congress Approves Full-Circumference Security Policy For America"
 
"President Signs Bill Making Lobbying Illegal"
 
"NASA Confesses: 'Lots of stuff out there we've been hiding from you.'"
 
 


Cumulus, wow, those are good ones!
I've often wondered that if the govt. had any hard evidence about UFOs why "they" would try to hide it from "us."
It's not supposed to be an "us" against "them" type of relationship!

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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/16/2007 6:21:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

quote:

ORIGINAL: cumulus

"Congress Abolishes Individual Income Tax"
 
"Congress Approves Full-Circumference Security Policy For America"
 
"President Signs Bill Making Lobbying Illegal"
 
"NASA Confesses: 'Lots of stuff out there we've been hiding from you.'"
 
 


Cumulus, wow, those are good ones!
I've often wondered that if the govt. had any hard evidence about UFOs why "they" would try to hide it from "us."
It's not supposed to be an "us" against "them" type of relationship!


I imagine if there was hiding going on it would be because the people in charge believe that the general public is just not ready for the truth... despite everything that indicates otherwise.

as for a headline I would love to see....

"Worldwide: governments admit to collusion on keeping the general public acting like herd animals.

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RE: Headlines we'd like to see. - 7/24/2007 8:04:10 PM   
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