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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/16/2007 11:17:29 PM

dr4win9f00l

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Well, you mentioned the women, but what of their mothers? Are you a mother flocker as well?

...I'm gonna get shot for that.

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 4:14:25 AM

MamaDomme

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I am heartbroken~~~ your profile states that you are only searching for submissive or switch women...........

is there any possibility that you would consider flocking a Domme and making her into your submissive?

please, Mr? You are my dream mate!

...... I love it! Thank you for the humor today!

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 5:31:06 AM

SlND3R3LLA

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There are no capital letters in your screen name..goodness knows you can't be a dom and not have capitals in your name.... what were you thinking??!!!

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 5:33:45 AM

GhitaAmati

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omg I needed a laugh...now Im just waiting to see how many actual messages that account gets! Cause you know no one really reads profiles! or maybe they do and there really is a sub out there for the realtuffdom!!

lmao thank you for this!

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 5:35:08 AM

Rover

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May I copy this and use it when you're done with it?

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 5:51:28 AM

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What flavor jello was it?

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 6:29:16 AM

sambamanslilgirl

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lmao

you need to use the CAPS LOCK to emphasize you're the boss and tell the potential hot n spicey submissive/slave that she'll kneel after the 1st message

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 6:57:02 AM

MasterFireMaam

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VERY funny...but you spell too well and your grammar is too good to have dropped out in elementary school. ;-)

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 7:49:04 AM

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Love the journal entries. Needs a haiku or two.

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 8:23:38 AM

MasterFireMaam

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Upon reflection...

Do you feel that you should, somewhere (even in little itty bitty fine print at the bottom), issue a disclaimer that the profile is satyrical?

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 9:48:14 AM

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 12:49:11 PM

robertolapiedra

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Hello littlesarbonn. Listen you flocker! If ever I find my slave missing, I know now where to find her! You better change from Ford Ram tough to Mac tough, if you want to keep me from kicking your bicycle.....well maybe not, but I'll tell your mom that you...........uh...by the way is your mom good looking?

Great humor littlesarbonn, it made my day! lol. RL.

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 6:09:43 PM

PairOfDimes

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You are incredibly cute. Although the language of that was much too correct. :)

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 7:34:52 PM

MissDiandSirHugh

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Thanks for a great Laugh.
Wonder now how many flockers from other countries are going to want to flocken relocate to you and willing to pay their own way and not even want any help in it and bring their family to just see them submitting to you with out having to hide their submission from the family.
Please keep Us All informed of replies you get realtuffdom well best that you not do the typing or even having to read the replies have littlesarbonn do it all as you as you get to enjoy all those flocken at your Dungeon door

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/17/2007 10:11:06 PM

satyrsnymph28

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they're right... you spell too well...

and the jello... well, i like mine with whipped cream :)

its hilarious. i laughed both times i read it

i can't wait for the pictures to get approved :)

<3

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/18/2007 3:07:21 AM

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I knew when I clicked that it was going to be a hoot and it was. Thank you so much for the laugh

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/18/2007 4:30:29 AM

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Come on sarbonn, no CAPS!?!?!??!???!?

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/18/2007 7:09:54 AM

littlesarbonn

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For some reason, I'm still waiting for my pictures to be approved. That will "complete" the profile for me. However, last night I did add a new journal entry that seemed to be needed.

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/18/2007 10:41:32 AM

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Sounds like a lot of profiles on here that i've looked at :))

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/18/2007 11:31:33 AM

Sunshine119

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MisPandora

Come on sarbonn, no CAPS!?!?!??!???!?

Yeah.....a couple of us (not including me, of course) picked up on that. Now we all know "realtoughdom" can't be a REAL dom. If he was a REAL dom, he would have capitalized that first letter. And if he was a REALLY tough dom he would have capitalized them all! Obviously he's just another fake, wanabe, wanker or HNG. That capital letter thing is what it is all about!

(BTW, this was the funniest thing I've read on here in ages! I'm at work and burst out laughing at the screen. Thank God, I'm the boss here...lol)

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