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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/21/2007 11:26:57 PM   
Najakcharmer


Posts: 2121
Joined: 5/3/2004
Status: offline 		That is a very tasty looking cock.   Can I eat it?  

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/21/2007 11:36:00 PM   
Mikal


Posts: 3673
Status: offline 		I'd like to touch and hold and squeeze and pet your cock and call him George.

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 5:50:30 AM   
ready4srvce4all


Posts: 767
Joined: 3/9/2007
Status: offline 		Would you consider taking in a straight guy sub?  You can make me your bitch.  You're Ford Ram tough, just rip them balls and cock off me while calling me "sissy".  I'm hung like a squirrel anyhow, and we already know how you feel about squirrels.  I'd be honored to go get fake tits too.  Hell, Ford Ram tough Doms like you, probably just cut me open with a rusty pen knife, and shove in a couple of beach balls for implants, because I know Ford Ram tough Doms want big tits.  Does your paper route have medical that covers "partners"?  I'm really hairy, so I'll need electrolysis.  Oh shit, I forgot...You're Ford Ram Tough!  Duct tape will rip it out, that's what you'll do I bet.  And I'll like it, I'll LOVE IT!   Because you are so Dominant...yes, even straight male subs want to flock to you to be flocked like the bitches you'll make us.

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 7:17:26 AM   
LotusSong


Posts: 6334
Joined: 7/2/2006
From: Domme Emeritus
Status: offline 		What can I say :  I laughed.. I cried.. I laughed again!  Dom me baby!

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 7:21:48 AM   
LotusSong


Posts: 6334
Joined: 7/2/2006
From: Domme Emeritus
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quote:

ORIGINAL: WhiplashSmile

Do your sub/slaves have to open your beer cans & bottles with their teeth?



No.  A man like this obviously has oriental training and teaches them to open them with their pussys as a spiritual exercise.  FEAR him!  Bow in AWE!!!!!

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 7:28:40 AM   
LotusSong


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Joined: 7/2/2006
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quote:

ORIGINAL: littlesarbonn

I am having just way too much fun with this profile. Got a new journal entry in tonight.


This Dom may hate squirrels..but he does love dem gerbils!

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 7:46:45 AM   
ExSteelAgain


Posts: 1803
Joined: 7/2/2006
From: Georgia
Status: offline 		I saw subs in the chatroom talking about that RealtuffDom. They said he pushes their limits too much and is always trying to make them get him more subs.

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 7:49:25 AM   
sublizzie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ExSteelAgain

I saw subs in the chatroom talking about that RealtuffDom. They said he.... is always trying to make them get him more subs.


But does he prefer Subway or Quiznos?

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 8:07:54 AM   
ExSteelAgain


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sublizzie

quote:

ORIGINAL: ExSteelAgain

I saw subs in the chatroom talking about that RealtuffDom. They said he.... is always trying to make them get him more subs.


But does he prefer Subway or Quiznos?


Yeah, well, I tried to tell him not to talk that way, Sublizzie, but he has his own style based on old guard leather ways that he invented.

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 8:25:03 AM   
CuriousLord


Posts: 3911
Joined: 4/3/2007
Status: offline 		You are some HARDCORE sheeeeeettt yo!  Fo sho!  U whipz doz azzes, biatch!

PS-  You should get a Ford sticker for your bicycle- so those hoes 'n biatches know the score.

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Profile   Post #: 70
RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 8:34:47 AM   
MistressNoName


Posts: 664
Joined: 10/26/2006
Status: offline 		Only just saw this today and since the thread is already 7 pages long, did not read the other posts...just wanted to say...

that "Dom" profile is freakin' hilarious!

But was just wondering how many sub females have responded to you thinking it's for real?? Or wanting to take you up on your offer...lol

Oh, and LOVED the cock pic!!!!


MNN

Oops! My bad!! Where did I get 7 pages from????

< Message edited by MistressNoName -- 7/22/2007 8:41:50 AM >

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 9:11:27 AM   
MissyRane


Posts: 1032
Joined: 5/11/2005
Status: offline 		omfg this profile's just too funny

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/22/2007 9:17:21 AM   
feastie


Posts: 1793
Joined: 6/4/2004
Status: offline 		Now that is hysterical.  Unfortunately, it's also very close to many of the profiles I've read on here and precisely the reason I hung out my "gone fishin'" sign.

Thanks for the laugh littlesarbonn. 

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Profile   Post #: 73
RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 7/30/2007 4:50:31 PM   
littlesarbonn


Posts: 1710
Joined: 12/3/2005
From: Stockton, California
Status: offline 		So, everyone, seeing as how the thread has kind of run its course, my question is this: Should I keep the profile active?

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 8/8/2007 12:42:25 AM   
YesMistressIrish


Posts: 1135
Joined: 5/1/2007
From: Calif
Status: offline 		Yes, and let's keep this thread running also.

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Profile   Post #: 75
RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 8/8/2007 12:57:37 AM   
came4U


Posts: 3572
Joined: 1/23/2007
From: London, Ontario
Status: offline 		OMG gulps, omg Mr. (fills in name) tuff, oops real tuff dom, man, you are a God.

I want you soooo badly, so madly. I can hardly breathe. mmmmmm

I want to lick your bicycle tires clean, I want your mamma to yell at me toooo. Lets run off together to your basement to do dirty things with dirty linen.  Flock me day and night, whenever you wish. I am your slave, your love to bounce on your big sweaty shirt slave.

o now I am hot. Yummers.

I best get to the bathroom and cool off with my face in the toilet before I am faint with afar love syndrome.


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Profile   Post #: 76
RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 8/8/2007 8:03:51 AM   
littlesarbonn


Posts: 1710
Joined: 12/3/2005
From: Stockton, California
Status: offline 		hehe. I was thinking of actually starting to post in threads as my dom profile, but I figured there were enough clueless posts that no one would even notice it was a joke. But it's good to see people still enjoying the profile.

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The Adventures of Stickman and the Unemployed Lego Spaceman

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 8/8/2007 10:14:55 AM   
leatherette


Posts: 255
Status: offline 		Please
 
You can rule my roost any day
 
ps i sent You a note
luv, 2 metal chicks on wheels   ~giggles~

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 8/8/2007 10:31:12 AM   
GhitaAmati


Posts: 3263
Joined: 5/30/2007
Status: offline 		omg..I finally got a chance to go back and look at the updated profile. That is the largest most purdiest Cock I have ever seen...I just wanna swallow it up whole (fried of course...)

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RE: My profile if I decided to become a Dom (as only li... - 8/8/2007 12:08:09 PM   
came4U


Posts: 3572
Joined: 1/23/2007
From: London, Ontario
Status: offline 		<<is tempted but askerred to view the cock.  Not sure I can handle any more. lol (my dry heaves hurty)

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