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LIFE AFTER 50 Q:Where can women over the age of 50 find young,sexy men who are interested with them? A:......try a bookstore under fiction. Q:What can a man do when his wife is going through menopause? A:....keep busy.If you are handy with tools, you can finish the basement.When you are done, you have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heartbeat of yout husband? A:....tell him your pregnant. Q:How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle in your face every time you walk by a mirrior? A:...take off your glasses. Q:Why should 50+ folks use valet parking? A:...valets don`t forget where they park your car. Q:I s it common for 50+ folks to have problems with short -term memory storage? A:....storing memory is not a problem...retrieving it....is a problem. Q:Where do 50+ folks looks for fashionable sunglasses? A:....their forehead. Q:Whats is the most remarks made by 50+ folks when shopping in an antique stores? A:...."I remember this" [Mod Note: font reduced]
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