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flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 7:47:29 AM   
sunshinehaze


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Status: offline 		Ok, we all know the regular type flirt words/phrases, and one-liners  e.g.
Hey sexy!
Whaaadddup!
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away...
In your dreams
etc etc

But I was wondering what folks, if they put their thinking caps on, could come up with re a bdsm/fetish theme.  The more humourous the better.

I thought of  'meet to the beat'.  Not very good. lol   Anybody have any ideas?

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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 7:55:33 AM   
Faramir


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Status: offline 		Hmmm, how about:

"Hey baby, I sure hope you have life insurance, because when I punch you in the stomach as part of consensual body-play you will most likely die instantly because we all know how fatal a punch to the abdomen is!"

Pretty hot'n'clever, huh?

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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 7:59:49 AM   
imthatacheyouhav


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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 8:00:33 AM   
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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 8:04:10 AM   
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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 8:10:08 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 8:20:25 AM   
sunshinehaze


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ORIGINAL: imthatacheyouhav

How about...."Scream here often?"    or....... "my dungeon or yours?"


'Scream here often'  LOL

Made me think of 'come here often?'

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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 8:22:05 AM   
sunshinehaze


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Hey Master, *wink wink*...why don't you come over and tie me up sometime!

LOL  yes, the bondage angle must be ripe for harvesting similar great one-liners.

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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 8:24:33 AM   
sunshinehaze


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ORIGINAL: earthycouple

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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 8:26:30 AM   
sunshinehaze


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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

how about these classics - can i be ur daddy?  or  Hello pretty, how are u doing today...hope u are doing great, well seeing u is a progress,getting to know u is a good luck to me,u accepting to talk with me is a grate joy in my life. (this is from an actual message from a CM member)

lol  i imagine he/she is still looking for a partner.

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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 8:52:42 AM   
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You promise there's gonna be Whipped Topping for dessert?

This is going to hurt you more than it does me.

Awe come on, i won't bite.

i'm an ass kisser, no really, i'm an ass kisser.

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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 9:19:00 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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oh i had the ever popular - do you read newspapers, lil girl  from a Dom in PA


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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 9:20:44 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet


my Dominant went to the local BDSM convention and all i got was this lousy
chastity device.

LOL -  i love that one!!


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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 9:36:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		As an example:  If I meet a woman at a bar and I'm not sure of the purity of her vanillaness, under the right circumstances I'll say, "you're naughty and need a spanking."  Her reaction to that statement will usually tell me whether she likes it a bit kinky.

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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 9:40:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: EEdwardGrey

As an example:  If I meet a woman at a bar and I'm not sure of the purity of her vanillaness, under the right circumstances I'll say, "you're naughty and need a spanking."  Her reaction to that statement will usually tell me whether she likes it a bit kinky.


I agree, that one actually works very well. If someone says, my but you are pretty sassy, spirited or whatever, then I say, I know, I guess I have been a bad girl, huh? I probably need to be spanked.

I also talk about handcuffs, bondage in vanilla terms and see what they do.

The reaction tells me all I need to know.

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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 10:00:46 AM   
GhitaAmati


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aw come on, its only kinky the first time

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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 2:09:15 PM   
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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 2:10:28 PM   
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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 2:25:55 PM   
sunshinehaze


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RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions - 7/24/2007 3:32:54 PM   
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