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ShyMistress -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:38:50 AM)

was it for a date?




kittinSol -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:39:12 AM)

On Tuesday, September 26, 2006, the Transport Security Administration adjusted the ban on liquids, gels, and aerosols.
Air travelers may now carry liquids, gels and aerosols in their carry-on bag when going through security checkpoints.
The following rules apply to all liquids, gels, and aerosols carried through security checkpoints.
  1. All liquids, gels and aerosols must be in three-ounce or smaller containers. Larger containers that are half-full or toothpaste tubes rolled up are not allowed. Each container must be three ounces or smaller.
  2. All liquids, gels and aerosols must be placed in a single, quart-size, zip-top, clear plastic bag. Gallon size bags or bags that are not zip-top such as fold-over sandwich bags are not allowed. Each traveler can use only one, quart-size, zip-top, clear plastic bag.
  3. Each traveler must remove their quart-sized plastic, zip-top bag from their carry-on and place it in a bin or on the conveyor belt for X-ray screening. X-raying separately will allow TSA security officers to more easily examine the declared items.

There are exceptions for baby formula, breast milk, and other essential liquids, gels, and aerosols, including prescription and over-the-counter medicines.
Please keep in mind that these rules were developed after extensive research and understanding of current threats. They are intended to help air travelers bring essential toiletries and other liquids, gels and aerosols for short trips. If you need larger amounts of liquids, gels and aerosols such as toothpaste or shampoo, please place them in your luggage and check them with your airline.
To ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers, in the absence of suspicious activity or items, greater than 3 ounces of the following liquids, gels and aerosols are permitted through the security checkpoint in reasonable quantities for the duration of your itinerary (all exceptions must be presented to the security officer in front of the checkpoint):
  • Baby formula, breast milk, and juice if a baby or small child is traveling;
  • All prescription and over-the-counter medications (liquids, gels, and aerosols) including KY jelly, eye drops, and saline solution for medical purposes;
  • Liquids including water, juice, or liquid nutrition or gels for passengers with a disability or medical condition;
  • Life-support and life-sustaining liquids such as bone marrow, blood products, and transplant organs;
  • Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and,
  • Gels or frozen liquids needed to cool disability or medically related items used by persons with disabilities or medical conditions.

You are allowed reasonable amounts over 3 ounces of the items above in your carry-on baggage, but you will need to perform the following:
  1. Separate these items from the liquids, gels, and aerosols in your quart-size and zip-top bag.
  2. Declare you have the items to one of our Security Officers at the security checkpoint.
  3. Present these items for additional inspection once reaching the X-ray. These items are subject to additional screening.

We have also taken steps to ensure the security of the boarding areas after you pass through our security checkpoints. Therefore, any liquid, gel or aerosol, such as coffee or soda, purchased in the secure area beyond the security checkpoint is allowed aboard your plane. Please note that if you have a layover and are re-screened at your connecting airport the current rules (see above) for carry-ons apply. For more details, get the 3-1-1 for carry-ons.
A printable version of the prohibited items listing is available. Prohibited Items List (PDF 164 KB)
To effectively communicate important security information, we translated these changes into a variety of languages. Security Information In Other Languages
You are permitted to bring solid cosmetics and personal hygiene items as such lipstick, lip balm and similar solids.
We ask for your cooperation in the screening process by being prepared before you arrive. We also ask that you follow the guidelines above and try not to over-think these guidelines. Please pack liquids, gels, and aerosols in your checked baggage even if you do not normally check a bag.
In addition to liquids, gels, and aerosols numerous other potentially dangerous items are not permitted in carry-on baggage. We strongly encourage travelers to read more about previously prohibited items to avoid complications during screening.




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:39:20 AM)

nope, just random stupidity...LOL




Lothlauren -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:39:44 AM)

It was disguises to shake off the baddies...

Never ever saw a dressed up cross...




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:40:41 AM)

OMG, not another long post? boggles the mind...LOL




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:41:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I shall compromise........... a vat of Hershey's Syrup. But only if there is a bottle of good port nearby.

Is it legal to take a case of chocolate syrup on a plane as carryon luggage?



Okay you keep the port and I'll take the Hershey's Syrup.

And I'm thinkin' the best way to get the syrup on board is to just wear it. 

I don't think they allow carrion on planes, but I could be mistaken. 

Now about the aluminum foil.  That could make some nice shiny accessories and if I made myself a hat out of it, I'd be protected from the alien mind probes....... not sure about anal probes though. 






ShyMistress -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:41:43 AM)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I can bring My favorite lube on board [:D]




Lothlauren -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:41:53 AM)

Kittensol... I think thats hijacking on planes... I was talking about thread hijacking... *feverently hopes that threads never see federal regulation.




LaTigresse -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:42:18 AM)

Well, damn.




kittinSol -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:42:54 AM)

Sorry there was a little 'hiccup'.

On the subject of hiccup, did you know that some people can suffer from this debilitating phenomenon for weeks on end? As a matter of fact, a man died from it, somewhere, not so long ago.




LaTigresse -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:43:26 AM)

Now that BRN is contemplating wearing aluminum foil undies......... 




Lothlauren -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:43:33 AM)

All this talk of probes and lube... makes me wish I was an alien.. then I do some of that probing myself

*Looks at Shy and grins... thats right lots of lube




witchywoman313 -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:44:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ShyMistress

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I can bring My favorite lube on board [:D]


only if its in a 3 oz bottle or smaller in a one quart ziploc bag




ShyMistress -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:45:20 AM)

[:-] yeah great guys...thanx for setting the tone for "Theme Night"...and I SO wanted play Imari tonight [:(]




Lothlauren -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:46:16 AM)

YAY bible black night




ShyMistress -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:47:01 AM)

Three ounces is more then enough if used right [;)]




LaTigresse -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:47:11 AM)

Imari, isn't that a perfume? If it is a 3oz. or smaller bottle you may be able to take it on the plane with you.




Lothlauren -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:47:27 AM)

Not for bible black night though...




ShyMistress -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:48:09 AM)

Actually Imari becomes quite the fuck toy for the ones controlling her in a movie.....




LaTigresse -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:48:33 AM)

While we are on the topic of sneezing. Has anyone ever died from sneezing?

(fervently hoping not........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHEW!!!....sniffle sniffle )




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