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Lothlauren -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:48:43 AM)

I love imari  [:)]

Only deaths from sneezing that I have heard about was during some large toy play sessions and the violent ejection of said toy took out the Dom observing




ShyMistress -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:49:52 AM)

and Sir...I wasn't saying 3oz of lube was enough for that, just enough for taking along on a trip...after all We only need enough for the flight then can find more when We arrive at Our destination [:D]




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:50:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Imari, isn't that a perfume? If it is a 3oz. or smaller bottle you may be able to take it on the plane with you.


Yes bring some of that with you.  You'll need something to disguise the smell of the carrion baggage.

Is there a limit to how much personal baggage you can bring on board?  Like maybe you can bring the baggage from the last two years, but anything else would have to be checked? 




ShyMistress -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:52:38 AM)

I think as long as it all stays tucked away in your overhead compartment it has no real limit. Mind you once it starts leaking out they may show some signs of concern or possibly call the little men in white coats to meet you at the airport [8D] 

They would of course have those fun bondage coats with them to restrain you in though so that may be a plus....




LaTigresse -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 11:53:54 AM)

It is a rule, 3 year old carrion baggage MUST be checked prior to boarding. It is past it's expiration date and would stink up the cabin. Same goes for cheese.




mnottertail -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 12:09:58 PM)

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carrion baggage


where do you purchase baggage made from roadkill?

and even new, let alone three years old, don't it stink?




beargonewild -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 12:35:24 PM)

rather go to Toronto, tis closer!




FullCircle -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 1:54:31 PM)

Isn’t HijackThis that programme some nerd will invite you to run if you suspect you have malware and then it will list all the various processes you have running and what your PC ate for breakfast so that the said nerd can then tell you your PC is fucked and you should be running a bla bla thingey. He may then as an option tell you your PC is shit and ask you why you can’t afford a P5 or a AMD Octagon.




Emperor1956 -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 2:39:26 PM)

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BRNaughtyAngel:  I have a HOT date tonight.  What should I wear?  Other than chocolate pudding?


I KNOW THIS ONE!!!

Whipped cream...HEAVILY whipped cream...and...dare I say it...

a cherry.

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Edited:  GRUMBLE  I should read the thread, but I'm SO eager to be the final post on Page 4, to satisfy our Hijacked CD OP's desire.

First Vulture:   What are you doing with that smelly dead rabbit?

Second Vulture:  I'm taking it with us on vacation.

First Vulture:  MAN, I don't think they'll let you thru security.

Second Vulture:  Sure they will.  Its carrion!

Bah dum dum. ... thank you folks, thank you....I'll be here all week.  Tip your waitress and try the roadkill!

_________________________

Edited again:  WOW ... not only do I finish off page four, I'm post number 69.   CAN YOU SAY "believe in meaningless numerology arcana"?

heh heh heh...he said "sixty-nine".

E.





Emperor1956 -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 2:49:20 PM)

Did I mention that constant hijacks of threads about hijacks really toast my marshmallow?

E.




LaTigresse -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 2:50:59 PM)

Smores?




Emperor1956 -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 2:51:41 PM)

Snores?

E.

NO you will NOT take away the bottom of page four, wench!




YesMistressIrish -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 2:55:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Tigresse, the topic is hijacking. Not hitchhiking. I find your blatant change of subject rather shameless.

I believe that was my cold medication induced attempt at a hijack. I just went with the first thing that came to mind. Now, about makeup removal. I find that large quantities of oil in vats big enough for two women to slide around in works rather well.......


Count me in!
 
That reminds me of a favorite fantasy.....
 
*edited because my notes go ouside of the quote box!




ownedgirlie -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 3:05:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel
Is there a limit to how much personal baggage you can bring on board?  Like maybe you can bring the baggage from the last two years, but anything else would have to be checked? 


Mine exceeded the weight limit and I was forced to pay extra.

Oh and I think the foil would make a better tiara than hat.




Emperor1956 -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 3:06:17 PM)

wait...we have "snores"...we have cold medicine...we have oxygen deprivation...I GOT IT...

This thread is about sleep apnea!

E.




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 3:11:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

quote:

ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel
Is there a limit to how much personal baggage you can bring on board?  Like maybe you can bring the baggage from the last two years, but anything else would have to be checked? 


Mine exceeded the weight limit and I was forced to pay extra.

Oh and I think the foil would make a better tiara than hat.


Oh oh oh! [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0003.gif[/image] I could be a whipped cweam pwincess wif a cherry on top!  Wheeeeeeeee!  [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0140.gif[/image]




kittinSol -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 3:11:48 PM)

Hijacking this right now, Empy. This isn't about sleep apnoea; it's about deep-sea diving. So... stick with the subject matter please.

These people who jump on the bandwagon trying to hijack threads are treally getting out of line.





Emperor1956 -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 3:13:23 PM)

you ONLY like deep sea diving because you like to call out 'DIVER GOING DOWN'

E.




ownedgirlie -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 3:14:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel
Oh oh oh! [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0003.gif[/image] I could be a whipped cweam pwincess wif a cherry on top!  Wheeeeeeeee!  [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0140.gif[/image]


Oh hell that is just WAY too delicious!  [sm=bust.gif]




Emperor1956 -> RE: Hijack This (7/27/2007 3:21:54 PM)

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel
Oh oh oh! [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0003.gif[/image] I could be a whipped cweam pwincess wif a cherry on top!  Wheeeeeeeee!  [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0140.gif[/image]



Oh hell that is just WAY too delicious!  [sm=bust.gif]

AND PUDDING.  Don't forget the PUDDING!

E.




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