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MiladyElaine -> RE: Hijack This (7/28/2007 10:15:38 AM)

Speaking of desserts - somewhere back there - remember when chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers were all the rage?  We're going to have a bumper crop of grasshoppers this year if anyone cares to walk out in our backyard and catch them....




feastie -> RE: Hijack This (7/28/2007 10:40:17 AM)

Simone tucked a chocolate covered espresso bean into her mouth and set about her sewing once again.  She pressed the foot pedal with a little more force than necessary.  The needle marched along for a few stitches and suddenly ground to a halt.  She crunched the espresso bean, having sucked off all the chocolate and sighed, examining the small wad of thread on the back of the seam she'd been sewing.  "Damn bobbin." she thought.  "Always hijacking the thread!"

[;)]




ShyMistress -> RE: Hijack This (7/28/2007 4:20:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

What's this about ShyMistress giving Santa head? [sm=hewah.gif] Gawd!  Is nothing sacred? [sm=crop.gif]



Oh...... Hi Jack! [sm=wave.gif]




Sacred? Lots is sacred...but who can blame Me for trying to bribe the guy that can bring Me any toy I want? [8D]




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Hijack This (7/28/2007 4:25:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MiladyElaine

Speaking of desserts - somewhere back there - remember when chocolate covered ants and grasshoppers were all the rage?  We're going to have a bumper crop of grasshoppers this year if anyone cares to walk out in our backyard and catch them....


ewwwwwwwwww, gross




spiral23 -> RE: Hijack This (7/28/2007 4:29:50 PM)

bloody collarme on go slow again..*sigh*




LeMis -> RE: Hijack This (7/28/2007 8:24:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I have noticed that the size of mosquitoes has increased in recent years.


Do you know that Seattle, Washington doesn't have mosquitoes?
I just recently experienced this wonderful phenomenon <?> for myself.




sublimelysensual -> RE: Hijack This (7/28/2007 8:30:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: feastie

Simone tucked a chocolate covered espresso bean into her mouth and set about her sewing once again.  She pressed the foot pedal with a little more force than necessary.  The needle marched along for a few stitches and suddenly ground to a halt.  She crunched the espresso bean, having sucked off all the chocolate and sighed, examining the small wad of thread on the back of the seam she'd been sewing.  "Damn bobbin." she thought.  "Always hijacking the thread!"

[;)]


As one who sews..lmfao feastie..about spit diet pepsi all over the screen. Speaking of which..what's up with all the dam*ed varieties of diet pepsi, coke, etc, all of a sudden.. all of them have 0 calories and taste like crap..so what's the difference???
 
-a




mercifulsiren -> RE: Hijack This (7/28/2007 9:36:18 PM)

So what causes morning sickness anyway?  I have always wondered that.




earthycouple -> RE: Hijack This (7/28/2007 9:45:48 PM)

you know...it seems many threads get hijacked around here...wonder what the stats are on that?




Emperor1956 -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 7:20:06 AM)

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feastie:  Simone tucked a chocolate covered espresso bean into her mouth and set about her sewing once again.  She pressed the foot pedal with a little more force than necessary.  The needle marched along for a few stitches and suddenly ground to a halt.  She crunched the espresso bean, having sucked off all the chocolate and  

Heeee!    




Emperor1956 -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 7:26:00 AM)

I just want to point out that I WON by being the last hijack on Page Four (the OP's original intent, whatever he smarmily claims today).  And has it gotten me ANYTHING?  NO!   Not one visit from kitten, LaT (what a HOT new picture!) or NaughtyAngel.  Not even a call from earthy, who could just look down the expressway to find Me!   Not a call, not a visit, not even a pornographic postcard *SIGH*.  But DomiGuy DID take up residence in the thistles growing in the butterfly garden, so all is not lost.

E.




feastie -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 9:47:06 AM)

Hsn has some really good deals on those Huggable Hangers today.  I love those things.  They really do work.  Have any of you tried them?




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 9:55:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

I just want to point out that I WON by being the last hijack on Page Four (the OP's original intent, whatever he smarmily claims today).  And has it gotten me ANYTHING?  NO!   Not one visit from kitten, LaT (what a HOT new picture!) or NaughtyAngel.  Not even a call from earthy, who could just look down the expressway to find Me!   Not a call, not a visit, not even a pornographic postcard *SIGH*.  But DomiGuy DID take up residence in the thistles growing in the butterfly garden, so all is not lost.

E.


Well I was gonna flash your profile, but it's not found......... so it's not my fault! [>:]

Oh and just in case he pokes his head in here....... Hi Jack! [sm=hello.gif]




ownedgirlie -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 10:10:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

Oh and just in case he pokes his head in here....... Hi Jack! [sm=hello.gif]


He's still ignoring you....[8D]




Termyn8or -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 10:21:00 AM)

Y'all don't know how to hijack shit.

I'm still waiting for the answer to my question. Where can I find a stereo amp in the 200-300 watt range that is two ohm stable, and doesn't cost a fucking thousand dollars.

Come on, this is an urgent crisis, the speakers are hooked up to my TV for Pete's sake, every time I crank it up the picture shrinks and distorts !

But now I find myself digressing from the main point. I just remembered soimething.

In highschool, we were really high that day. We decided to hitchike home. A car stopped, I got in and told my buddies GET IN, HURRY. They got in the back. God were we fucked up.

Later, when we got dropped off one of my buddies said "Man, that dude didn't stop for us". I asked "What do you mean ?". He told me "The light was red, he stopped for the light and you just up and hopped in his car".

He was right and this is a true story. This was an anteresting story going around the crowd for a little while. And believe it or not, the story has been told in Hungarian.

Now back to the original topic. FOCUS PEOPLE. Until I get a two ohm stable amplifier, I shall be forced to listen (ugh) to my car stereo. It's a Buick Park Avenue with Concert sound 2, and it is awful. You can't feel the bass in your chest at all.

This must have something to do with the republicans.

T




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 10:23:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

quote:

ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

Oh and just in case he pokes his head in here....... Hi Jack! [sm=hello.gif]


He's still ignoring you....[8D]


Well you know what that makes him, dontcha?  

A JackAss.


Bahahahaha I crack myself up sometimes....... [sm=biggrin.gif]


What can I say, I'm easily entertained some days. [8|]






Termyn8or -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 10:25:56 AM)

No answers on the amp yet ?

Dammit.

T




feastie -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 10:26:13 AM)

I just had to move my car.  We're pressure washing the driveway.  It was all mildewy.




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 10:28:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

No answers on the amp yet ?

Dammit.

T


We're busy washing the mildewy driveway DAMMIT! 


And I need to go to Walmart.  Anyone need anything?




Termyn8or -> RE: Hijack This (7/29/2007 10:45:39 AM)

Yall need to get a gravel driveway like I got. It's so country I'll kiss your ass.

Now what about my fucking amp ?

T




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