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When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 4:51:21 PM   
mistoferin


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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 5:21:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		That was very funny. And yes, I can--I remember getting a cane out of the case in order to retrieve something that had fallen between a cabinet and the wall, and thinking that this really, really isn't the best use. Also, I've used my lovely long metal ruler, bought for hitting, to measure furniture of late. Not kinky furniture, either.

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 5:41:46 PM   
Trunks1056


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Status: offline 		You guys do know that The Onion writes fake news. It's usually entertaining to read though.

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 6:36:31 PM   
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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 6:45:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		I love the Onion....It has lost a little of it's Midwest appeal since it left Madison....But it is still fucking awesome and hysterical.

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 6:55:24 PM   
MagiksSlave


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Status: offline 		LOL the junk mail was funny but the best part is the fact that the dungeon is now the nursery!!!

and yeah I know the Onion is fake news!!

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 7:47:01 PM   
julietsierra


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Trunks1056

You guys do know that The Onion writes fake news. It's usually entertaining to read though.


REALLY?! And I thought all this talk about fuck-swinging and the dungeon made nursery, not to mention the pomeranian chewing on the dildoe came across the API wires!! Fake!!... what WILL they think of next?!


sheesh. "here's your sign."

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 8:20:09 PM   
LaMistressa


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Status: offline 		I love the Onion and pick up a copy of it every Thursday.

And no joke -- I got rid of my Love Seat when I found I was using it more for folding laundry vs. having sex! Too sad.

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 8:26:54 PM   
Damocles809


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Status: offline 		Ha!  I applaud.  

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 8:53:23 PM   
SunNMoon


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Status: offline 		lol I can see that happening to me one day.

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 9:40:31 PM   
MidMichCowboy


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Status: offline 		Its like when my 7 year old came out of my bedroom with a few sections of my rope. He wanted to tie up his sisters and play "Cowboys and Indians". He is actually quite good with his knots.
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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 9:49:04 PM   
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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 10:32:36 PM   
Amadan


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Status: offline 		Not sure if I want to laugh or cry at that one... It sounded almost eerily like some of the last 2 years of my last relationship.

I had to literally tear the place apart to refit my toybag back to proper fighting trim.

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 10:38:38 PM   
angelslave77


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Status: offline 		OMG that is too funny

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 7/31/2007 11:25:35 PM   
goodgirl85


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Status: offline 		now that I have run to the bathroom in order to not pee myself... wow. lol. And yes the actually story may be fake but it is a real situation....

And MidMichCowboy.... just make sure you teach him how to untie them as well.... lol


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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 8/1/2007 2:38:55 AM   
simplycara


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Status: offline 		oh yes,   it's when my granddaughter brings my crop into the kitchen and says, "this is for horsies right MiMi?"

~~ holy crap ...

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 8/1/2007 3:41:38 AM   
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< Message edited by SusanofO -- 8/1/2007 3:42:21 AM >

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 8/1/2007 3:45:46 AM   
ColdIron


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Status: offline 		When i started a shop in another town, I had the police chief show up during a catalogue shoot. All of the girls were wearing rubber body suits and harnesses. Short story, I was asked to relocate the company.

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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 8/1/2007 3:54:40 AM   
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RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? - 8/1/2007 4:58:44 AM   
Mystique567


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