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earthycouple -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 5:58:38 PM)

Does the hotel need a "professional" hanging out in the lobby?  That's my new job.  Since I am now charging the phone and internet wankers $500 a session I might as well hang out in the lobby with flogger in hand.  What should I charge?


***this is not meant to be disrespectful to prodommes.  I am not a pro, don't claim to be pro, won't go pro but hopefully my journal entry is scaring off the do me guys who want phone and internet and this is fun here***



e01n -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:02:40 PM)

I'll say it again - can you miscreants hold it down? I mean, the girlie pinata I've got going in my room can't sleep because of all the noise you're making... ;)



earthycouple -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:03:18 PM)

rant scream moan whine.  sorry...was I being too loud?



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:06:20 PM)

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssssss*

giggles



sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:08:10 PM)

It's almost time for the nightly karaoke. You might want to use extra padding to muffle the screeches and howls.



spiral23 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:08:55 PM)

stops outside a room with loud moaning ranting and screaming.....sticks head round the door...[sm=hair.gif]



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:14:19 PM)

nothing to worry about, folks, just practicing my vampire growl



sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:16:11 PM)

And a fine growl it is too. Sent shivers up and down me spine.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:20:24 PM)

*blowskiss*  why, thank you  *winks*



sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:28:22 PM)

Whatcha say we make the kind of noise that sends shivers down everyones' spines...



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:38:09 PM)

hehe  *grrrrrrrrrrrooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllssssssss* sure i would love to



e01n -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 6:56:50 PM)

Okay... fine... (starts flipping switches on the very low frequency oscillator hooked into the PA system and the audio modulated TENS units in every room)... y'all asked for it...



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 7:01:44 PM)

hey, no one told this vamp about using TENS!!  this vamp is out of here!!



sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 7:04:02 PM)

More... I... neeeeeed... more...



KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 7:05:45 PM)

now cd you never told me you growled like that! now if u can just bite a ghostly angel as well, oh i'm going to hang around forever!!



beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 7:05:46 PM)

...here I go again on my own
going down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone.....

Yay for Whitesnake!!!!!



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 7:09:12 PM)

we're not gonna to take it
no we ain't gonna take it
we're not gonna take it anymore!!



KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 7:13:13 PM)

you're right. this ghost won't be taking this noise anymore! and sticks finger into socket and shorts out the entire building.

btw, earthy, is Bear yours??



sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 7:14:39 PM)

Dang it! Who cut the power? Just when it was feeling really good...



beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 7:20:15 PM)

...it hurts so good..come on baby...make it hurt so good....



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