RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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e01n -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/9/2007 9:44:18 PM)
Will you people be quiet! Some of us are trying to fuck in here! Dammit!

ClandestinedOne -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/9/2007 9:45:13 PM)
You know, i bet this is the only hotel in which a pale figure coming into your room at night covered in chains is a good thing.[;)]

nyrisa -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/9/2007 9:49:46 PM)
delighted with the pandemonium which ensues after the fire alarm sounds, she then triggers the sprinkler system Oh, hell.......it is a kinky hotel......so the fire sprinkler system is set up for golden showers......ick!

spiral23 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 12:26:18 AM)
enters hotel..ready to check in.. to find sirens going off, half naked and latex covered kinksters fleeing in all directions and urine spraying from the ceilings...hmmmm....not what the guide book advertised!!!

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 1:27:19 AM)
... "Run to the hills... Run for your life..." ...

nyrisa -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 5:20:43 AM)
Yeah........I sure don't wanna be here when the shit hits the fan! L

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 8:56:16 AM)
calls her nasty nasty friends who would love this shit pissing hotel will there be vomit and lots of farting ???? I REFUSE TO LET THE BOAT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT !!! you all chickenshits

spiral23 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 9:36:00 AM)
Takes shelter in the broom cupboard till the piss shower is over...when all is quiet...steps out of cupboard...steps over prostrating figure in gimp mask licking floorboards and heads for reception......

beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 10:29:17 AM)
Unfortunately for any new guests, all the bellhops are tied up at the moment. It's raing men....hallelujah...it's raining men....amen.

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 10:47:39 AM)
graps a men catching net and catches all the men she can handle

spiral23 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 10:49:33 AM)
i need a room and a shower and NOT the golden version

Tarisa -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 10:51:48 AM)
I wonder how the suites are

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 10:52:46 AM)
I got a room with a jakuzzi

Tarisa -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 10:53:39 AM)
grabs my towel and heads to kitty's room

BIllCT -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 11:08:06 AM)
Ok ladies I brought the oils, waxes, and impliments and more for the HOtel, come in and play!

BIllCT -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 11:09:57 AM)
Hey now no clogging the jets in the hot tubs eithe rok!

nyrisa -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 11:20:09 AM)
looks into the lobby, and sees any army of toilet slaves cleaning it spotless, with expressions of bliss upon their faces. With the hotel rendered sparkling, spotless, and sweetly scented, it is apparent that fun must be found elsewhere, so she begins to prowl the hallways, clinging to the shadows, the music from Mission Impossible running through her mind

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 11:33:05 AM)
That's nice of you, but is there a bar in this fine establishment? I'm thinking I'm rather parched, and all good hotels have bars.

Tarisa -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 11:35:23 AM)
buys sappatoti a drink

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/10/2007 11:40:38 AM)
Thank you kindly, sweet thing! I didn't mean for you to leave your jacuzzi party though.

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