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earthycouple -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:06:09 PM)
offers neck

KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:10:22 PM)
still laying amidst the greenery in the roof top garden, the sounds of morning wake Angel out of her sleep reluctantly. Let's establish now that morning comes far too early for Angels [&:] sees the hulking body of a gargoyle watching over her from the parapets and blinks until she realises who it is. "Good morning Sappatoti!"

beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:11:56 PM)
....chances upon earthy......nostrils flare when spying the creamy white neck......leans in....so very tempted to bite yet resists......drifts away fairly unnoticed in the shadows......

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:18:42 PM)
"Good morning to you K. Did you sleep well?" ... at that moment I spotted yet another tourist attempting to shock themselves on the outer perimeter... no sense wasting a good shock victim on that I think ... "If you will excuse me K, I need to protect and serve." I wink as I morph into one of my flight creatures, swoop down, grab the victim, and head off towards the TENS chambers... "Thank you Bear... I try" I say as I pass him by along the way...

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:20:09 PM)
Is there a pool in this Hotel...I wanna swim.

KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:26:11 PM)
runs to side of building to watch, at first confused by his words, muttering to self "just fine thanks" as she watches him swoop. "maybe we should signpost a bit more clearly outside the perimeter?"

beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:27:58 PM)
.........watches K from the shadows...... Good morning K, hope I didn't startle you.

KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:30:06 PM)
shrieks! shi---vers, Bear, you did! good morning to you too! (Bear hug ensues). How's the coffee this morning?

beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:32:27 PM)
Hmmmm....thinks there's a fresh pot thought you'll have to ask the desk clerk. If it is freshly brewed, I'll take a double double.

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:33:07 PM)
... while strapping the now unconscious electroshock tourist onto the table, I hear Cuddles searching for the pool... in my multiphasic voice I call out... "Turn right... 20 paces... turn left... 3 paces... turn left and climb ladder... turn left... 50 paces... turn right... pass through arch... fall 15 feet into water... you have reached your destination... thank you for using the CollarMe Hotel navigation system... have a good day" ... finished in the TENS chamber I return to the parapet...

KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:46:09 PM)
it's a LONG jaunt down to the kitchens, but that navigation system is just diabolical, so i'll just consider it morning exercise. wonder if there's any lifts? must ask when i find the kitchens.... finds coffees, makes double double trouble for Bear and just double trouble for myself. looks at two large cups, looks at stairs. goes outside into garden and looks up at building roof til i spy Sapotati. "Hey Sapatoti, mind giving me a boost upstairs? i'll end up spilling all this if i try and hike it!"

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 4:52:02 PM)
"Not at all K" ... I materialize into the form of a lift... "step on K, and don't worry about what you're going to see. Ready?" ... dematerializing out of phase, we arrive back on the parapet...

KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 5:01:00 PM)
blank look on Angel's face. "uh...uh.. i ... uh, would have been happy to have been lifted 'round the waist or somesuch. please, sapatoti, don't put me through that again? was.... uh.... but thank you. kisses his cold cheek, wanders off a bit wobbly to find Bear to give him his coffee. oddly, though she can't see it, there's now a thin white streak in her hair

earthycouple -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 5:02:28 PM)
since no one wants my neck I'm going back to the thread about my "awesome rack" (thanks BSB)

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 5:08:04 PM)
"I'm sorry K... I'm a bit new with all that I can do." ...frustrated, I morph into a flying creature and fly off towards the front of the hotel... landing above the main entrance I crouch with wings slightly extended, glaring down upon all who dare enter ...

HydroMaster -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 5:22:32 PM)
contemplates the need for a neck

KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 5:50:32 PM)
oh Sapatoti, i didn't mean to sound cross! don't be upset, please! it was just a bit.... disconcerting. please don't be mad at me [:(]

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 5:54:35 PM)
"No, I could never be angry with you. I'm just a bit frustrated with the newness of it all. I just need more practice." ... lightly brushing a stone cold claw across her chin. "I apologize for getting your day off to such a rocky start."

earthycouple -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 5:56:40 PM)
wonder where Hydro is.....decided to offer up rack of Donna for dinner....

HydroMaster -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/14/2007 5:57:20 PM)
wanders onto the roof just in time to hear that line...LMAO....oh, that was pretty good....rocky start.....gargoyle....ha ha ha....sigh begins to contemplate the internal structure of a living stone being....what kind of organs are there I wonder

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