Masque66
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Joined: 5/4/2007 Status: offline
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Why does size matter? This was prompted by an ad requiring an extremely well endowed master, something struck me. Why does size matter anymore? I don't mean "size shouldn't matter" or any of that B.S. If being stuffed like grandma's Thanksgiving turkey is your thing, you're going to want someone who can fill the role of corn bread. But times and technology have changed the field. No matter how big, long, or hard you are the rubber industry can put out something bigger. Extremerestraints has one as big as my arm. If I had that in real life I would only have enough blood to maintain my dick or my brain at any given time. Lord help me if I ever donated to red cross. While men everywhere will probably cringe at the thought of my derailing the value of their prized peckers, what can you do that that molded silicone can't? Put it in hot water and it's warm. Strap it on and you can mount her (why not put one on anyways so you can fill both at once? Right, it has no pulse so a throbbing dildo is out of the picture. But even as I say this I'm sure some cutie out there is wondering how she can hook Mr. Black Dillinger up to a metronome. It's really only a matter of time. About the only thing you can't do with a fake dick (without some fast hands or refrigeration) is get her pregnant. So what's the deal with big now that Mr. Supercock is no longer your boyfriend but a brand name? disclaimer: no offense is meant to those of prodigous size or those desiring prodigous size. Some offense is meant to mr. supercock, however. Uppity bastard.
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