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Who has it worse? - 8/6/2007 9:22:09 AM   
CaliCat


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Status: offline 		I heard this a long time ago.  I still chuckle when i hear it.

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis are sitting around, talking about who has it worse between the three of them.
The cucumber says, "I have it the worst!  When I get big fat and juicy, they get picked, sliced up and tossed into salads."
"Nope," the pickle says, "I have it worse.  When I get big fat and juicy, they get picked, thrown into a jar with vinegar and left in their for weeks."
"So what," cries the penis.  "When I get big fat and juicy, they stick a tarp over my head, stick me in a little dark room, slam my head agaisnt the wall until I vomit and pass out."
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RE: Who has it worse? - 8/6/2007 9:49:46 PM   
shadevarr


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Status: offline 		that was cute.

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RE: Who has it worse? - 8/8/2007 12:01:07 AM   
Damocles809


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Status: offline 		Ha!  *applause*

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RE: Who has it worse? - 8/8/2007 12:07:40 AM   
MissMagnolia


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RE: Who has it worse? - 8/8/2007 12:26:17 PM   
vampyerslave


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Status: offline 		o god that was funny roflmao

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RE: Who has it worse? - 8/13/2007 9:27:36 AM   
nonu


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Status: offline 		How true! Lol

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RE: Who has it worse? - 8/16/2007 8:00:23 PM   
leatherpet32


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  HAHA that was a damn good one Calicat!

Ya'll have a good one

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RE: Who has it worse? - 8/17/2007 8:39:56 AM   
johnnyak


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Status: offline 		Lol that one is a classic

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