a headline you don't see every day

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

a headline you don't see every day

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> a headline you don't see every day

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

a headline you don't see every day - 8/9/2007 12:52:24 AM

Lordandmaster

Posts: 10943
Joined: 6/22/2004
Status: offline

Woman has pencil removed from head

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070807/ap_on_fe_st/pencil_in_head;_ylt=AiZ.zhesescjQvK2XCVK2y6hOrgF

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: a headline you don't see every day - 8/9/2007 4:05:45 AM

FirmhandKY

Posts: 8948
Joined: 9/21/2004
Status: offline

How about this one?

cops capture diaper-wearing monkey

I particularly liked this line:

Police issued a warning to the public of the foot-tall monkey with a long prehensile tail: "It is now on the lam, presumably still in the State Street area."

Firm

_____________________________

Some people are just idiots.

(in reply to Lordandmaster)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: a headline you don't see every day - 8/9/2007 4:55:32 AM

kittinSol

Posts: 16926
Status: offline

quote:

And now Wegner, the wife of German boxing coach Ulli Wegner, will no longer have the headaches and nosebleeds, and her sense of smell should also return soon, Behrbohm said.

Let's hope they don't live next to a tannery: it could be a bit of a shock for her, sense of smell coming back and all.

_____________________________

(in reply to Lordandmaster)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: a headline you don't see every day - 8/9/2007 5:05:25 AM

favesclava

Posts: 1608
Joined: 2/15/2007
Status: offline

STOCKHOLM (AFP) - A grandmother taking a leisurely swim in a Swedish river ended up in the hospital after a beaver attacked her with its tail, regional newspaper Nerikes Allehanda reported Wednesday. '>Swedish grandmother hospitalised after beaver attack
how about this one?
they killing all the beavers to save the poor bathers.

(in reply to kittinSol)

Profile

Post #: 4

RE: a headline you don't see every day - 8/9/2007 5:06:57 AM

kittinSol

Posts: 16926
Status: offline

(faves, I don't mean to sound rude, but whenever you post I get awfully distracted by the picture of your white knickers hugging your arse. Any idea why?)

_____________________________

(in reply to favesclava)

Profile

Post #: 5

RE: a headline you don't see every day - 8/9/2007 5:13:17 AM

favesclava

Posts: 1608
Joined: 2/15/2007
Status: offline

no i dont. i'm totally innocent, innocent i tell ya!

(in reply to kittinSol)

Profile

Post #: 6

RE: a headline you don't see every day - 8/9/2007 8:29:08 AM

Mikal

Posts: 3673
Status: offline

What does being in nocent (a guy I presume?) have to do with your distracting booty pic??? Also, if you're 'in'... what part? Fingers? How do you manage to type? One handed or are your feet/tongue that agile?

Curious minds want to know.

_____________________________

You know that I am a sexy penguin.

(in reply to favesclava)

Profile

Post #: 7

RE: a headline you don't see every day - 8/9/2007 11:56:30 AM

nyrisa

Posts: 1830
Joined: 11/20/2006
Status: offline

She said, "totally". *L* That would be a headline, in itself.

_____________________________

A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

(in reply to Mikal)

Profile

Post #: 8