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Real0ne -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/11/2007 5:11:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlueCollar

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
yes they do, and they are paid in canadian money. so al we gotta do to have them come to our side is wave a few greenbacks around.
LOLOLOLOLOL


You do know that the Canadian Dollar is over $0.95 US and rising, right?  I pretty sure you're thinking of a time back in the 90s when the dollar was hovering around 70-80 cents.



yup i bought a shit load of it at about 57 ish or so cents a few years ago :)




Level -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 6:12:48 AM)

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Danish researchers are due to set sail for the North Pole to collect geological data, on a mission similar to Russia's trip earlier this month.
 
The month-long Danish expedition will study the Lomonosov Ridge. Russia believes the underwater feature is linked to its territory.   Denmark will investigate the ridge to see if it is geologically connected to Greenland, a Danish territory.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6941134.stm





came4U -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 7:01:41 AM)

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Looks as tho' we will have to man the gunboats with instructions to "watch the Canadians".
Just so we know what we are up against does Canada maintain military forces ?


yes, we have a kfc knife and a broken beer bottle we all share for hand-to-hand combat.




Sinergy -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 7:05:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Looks as tho' we will have to man the gunboats with instructions to "watch the Canadians".
Just so we know what we are up against does Canada maintain military forces ?


I had the opportunity to meet the Commander In Chief Canada when I was working in Cheyenne Mountain about 15 years ago, seeks.  He would be half of the total number of CINCs (except the President or CINC NORAD) who can push the big red buttom.

The answer would be "yes."

They have a military, and certain aspects of our military are combined.

Sinergy




seeksfemslave -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 7:54:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy
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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave
Looks as tho' we will have to man the gunboats with instructions to "watch the Canadians".
Just so we know what we are up against does Canada maintain military forces ?


I had the opportunity to meet the Commander In Chief Canada when I was working in Cheyenne Mountain about 15 years ago, seeks.  He would be half of the total number of CINCs (except the President or CINC NORAD) who can push the big red buttom.
The answer would be "yes."
They have a military, and certain aspects of our military are combined.
Sinergy

What does the Big Red Button do open the door to the executive toilet ?




Sinergy -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 7:56:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

What does the Big Red Button do open the door to the executive toilet ?



Turns whoever our missiles are aimed at into a dead plain of radioactive glaze.

Sinergy

p.s.  It is a euphemism for initiating first-strike nuclear war, for those playing the Home Game.




seeksfemslave -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 8:15:12 AM)

Assuming they dont explode on launch or worse still turn round and dive back down the silo opening in an an act of metaphorical military sexual intercourse that should produce the worlds greatest ORGASM.....evah.....lol
I expect the executive toilet might well be the safest place to be. NO ?

I have a plan, tow the UK and Canada somewhere into the mid Atlantic then we form an alliance and with our self deprecating sense of humour we would soon become a super power. Bring Australia up to join as well and the skies the limit. 




Sinergy -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 8:19:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Assuming they dont explode on launch or worse still turn round and dive back down the silo opening in an an act of metaphorical military sexual intercourse that should produce the worlds greatest ORGASM.....evah.....lol
I expect the executive toilet might well be the safest place to be. NO ?



When you launch 20,000+ missiles at your enemy, odds are fairly good at least one will not work correctly, seeks.

Sinergy




Level -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 8:21:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Assuming they dont explode on launch or worse still turn round and dive back down the silo opening in an an act of metaphorical military sexual intercourse that should produce the worlds greatest ORGASM.....evah.....lol
I expect the executive toilet might well be the safest place to be. NO ?

I have a plan, tow the UK and Canada somewhere into the mid Atlantic then we form an alliance and with our self deprecating sense of humour we would soon become a super power. Bring Australia up to join as well and the skies the limit. 


What about New Zealand?




seeksfemslave -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 8:23:33 AM)

Sinergy admitted that at least 1 of 20k missiles launched might fail.
It only takes one !
Did you see my little joke about the Ali shuffle and one post ahead ?
Well if you didn't you have just been the victim of an Ali shuffle lol

Another point: if you launch all 20k in  one go your other enemies might  think this is our big chance comrades.

As for New Zealand, yes you are right we need more apples and sheep to keep us going.




Sinergy -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 8:44:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

Sinergy admitted that at least 1 of 20k missiles launched might fail.
It only takes one !
Did you see my little joke about the Ali shuffle and one post ahead ?
Well if you didn't you have just been the victim of an Ali shuffle lol

Another point: if you launch all 20k in  one go your other enemies might  think this is our big chance comrades.

As for New Zealand, yes you are right we need more apples and sheep to keep us going.


I am not sure what you are trying to accomplish here, seeks.

You asked a question about the US and Canadian military, and I responded since I have worked as a contractor for them, and know the answer.

Sinergy




seeksfemslave -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 8:49:31 AM)

In the UK its called "taking the mickey" Having a joke at your expense lol




Sinergy -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 8:53:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

In the UK its called "taking the mickey" Having a joke at your expense lol


How do you think that is working out for you?

Curiously,

Sinergy




seeksfemslave -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 10:24:07 AM)

Makes me larf. You can get your own back some other time.




came4U -> RE: Land grab in the Artic (8/12/2007 11:51:15 AM)

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yup i bought a shit load of it at about 57 ish or so cents a few years ago :)


edit: oh, you mean you bought a Canadian dollar? lol





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