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WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 4:20:20 PM)
Poll the Pole Wee Winking Willie? Working Willie Wonka Woah! Willie Dillie Sorta like the fastfood version of sizing...Medium, Large or Supersize me baby.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 4:23:55 PM)
If all of these Doms with small cocks would just excerise more and stay away from Chinese food, then they might have a chance.

thornhappy -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 4:31:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 If all of these Doms with small cocks would just excerise more and stay away from Chinese food, then they might have a chance. Wow, the lost fat migrates to the penis! Damn, if that happened to breasts for women, I'd need a flippin' wheelbarrow to haul my bosoms in! thornhappy

TigerNINTails -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 4:34:59 PM)
"So, sorry guys, if the length falls below double centimeters, you're just not going to do it for me." Ah!, So there's a parameter to judge by! LOL... At least someone offered it up. Thanks Wyndchymes.[:D] And this, I can't help but poke at, in my normally fun-natured way; "Sad to have such potential yet fall short." -- No pun intended, right? *snickerz [;)]

talland10 -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 4:39:53 PM)
Well, after more carefuul examination of the 'Little Willy' lyirics I though it is intresting to note several things: 1. He is the king around town. 2. He drives them silly with some kind of star-shoe-shimmy shuffle thing. 3. With little Willy round ,they can last all night. 4 You can not, try as you may, push Little Willy around. I'm just sayin... North side, east side Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town Dancing, glancing Willy drives them silly with his star shoe shimmy shuffle down Way past one, and feeling alright 'Cause with little Willy round they can last all night Hey down, stay down, stay down down 'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home But you can't push Willy round Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no Little Willy, Willy won't go home

RealDom69 -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 4:56:12 PM)
HAHAHAHA /......... this just cracks me up...... really it's time you ladies took responsibility for your own problems....chuckle ..chuckle.... You present us guys with a pussy that's built like an industrial size builders bucket .. then wonder why we can't fill it.... maybe you ladies should lay off the chocolate and do some excercises to tighten the little cunt up a bit ... LOL You see we guys got our end sorted ... our cock's NEVER ...EVER..FAIL TO SATISFY ...US ....LOL Just my opinion :)) Johnny Reble ( 7" )

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 4:59:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MzMia We don't want average or chubby cocks, we want some big dicks. Now pull it out and let us measure it! [:D] No need to have a power exchange, until SHE see's the merchandise! Why submit to a Master with a tiny lil dick? Submissive women have the RIGHT not to be short-changed, damn it! applause

LadyHeart -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 5:01:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RealDom69our cock's NEVER ...EVER..FAIL TO SATISFY ...US ....LOL :)) Johnny Reble ( 7" ) I can testify to that (not saying he's a wanker or anything.....LOL) :)) LH aka Mrs Reble (who wonders which tape measure he's using)

instynctive -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 5:08:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KnightofMists ok.. just a couple questions what do you consider small? and what sample size did you go with when you came to this belief that their is alot of small cocked Doms? Obviously I wasn't in that test pool she took from. [sm=banana.gif]

Lucylastic -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 5:13:32 PM)
Just a few responses to this terrible terrible post/topic KoM wrote.........what do you consider small? when he has a dickie do....... whats that???, its where his belly sticks out further than his dickie do groaning at self Spiral wrote.....and does girth count? Of course it does :) I stuck a straw up my nose by accident.... laughin too hard at cariannas joke Camille, the song "little Willy" was by a brit band called Sweet and yes in the 70s....same guys who did "ballroom blitz" and yes I was a huge fan back in the day Mz Mia, you have a twisted and depraved mind, you wonderful lady TigerNINTails...The talent comes from the big head, not the lil one....have known too many men with a larger cock(10+ inches) not have any talent because they think all they have to do is stick it in and shes gonna be happy...The ego shouldnt be bigger than the ability for good sex. Windchymes....just laughin Looking forward to much more hilarity Ghita you rock Lucy who adores the men who know how to use it, small or large, fat or skinny, tall or short(in body too:) )

instynctive -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/11/2007 5:15:51 PM)
Oh.. Ghita.. you do rule, girl. :-)

GhitaAmati -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 1:03:40 PM)
I see my thread got moved to "polls and random stupidity" during the evening sometime....ah well, such is life, even when I try to be serious they move me to the stupidity forums. I do notice that the fat thread managed to go quite a bit farther. Does this mean that fat chicks are more insecure than doms with small willies? Or just that all the doms shoved there small willies in their subs throats so they were unable to answer truthfully on this thread.....I guess we'll never know. And to answer all those wonderful questions: Small is anything under the national average, which I think is around 5-1/2" . Yes, Girth definantly counts, Id rather have a thick short cock than a skinny long one anyday. Anything over about 8" just becomes painful anyway. And fingers and toungue can definantly make up for lack of willie size. So can a nice strapon.

EvilCrimeLord -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 1:16:03 PM)
8======> Ahh online anything is possible.

slave4UMsMstress -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 3:51:15 PM)
not short and not skinny... :) perfect - sums it up well.... wanna see? lolololololol

sexyred1 -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 3:53:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: spiral23 i think we need some parameters here....what is small?,..and does girth count? Does the fact you can hide small cocks away where as someone chubby could never do that, have any bearing? Do skills, with fingers, tongue etc compensate for a small cock? above average Spiral...[:)] No. Nothing compensates for a small cock. And chubby can lose weight, small cocks cannot get bigger. As for "hiding" a small cock??? That is the worst crime of nature. When you see a bigger girl, you see what you are getting. Every woman knows the disappointment of being with a man you think is hot for the first time and then....yikes!

sexyred1 -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 3:58:04 PM)
And..I think I deserve a Trophy Cock, you know the really, really big and thick one that I can show off to all my friends.

Tinman1960 -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 4:04:44 PM)
I think first you should define what you call a small cock... the term is subjective...

Tinman1960 -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 4:09:51 PM)
ok you did define it - guess I didn't realize the national "average" was so small...interesting question tho'....

DianeB269 -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 4:11:03 PM)
LOL....[:D] I love it! Diane

e01n -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 4:12:57 PM)
BTW - physiological average is 6". Which means that about half are shorter and about half are longer... with a significant peak at 6". And I've always been told that it's what you do with it that really matters... As such, I'm happy with my size & shape. And I've never really gotten any complaints either... well, except from that woman with the really small vagina. That hurt me as well...

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