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michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 10:34:48 PM)
besides...i did it...i confess...LOL

MissMagnolia -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 10:38:13 PM)
SEE? I told you it wasn't Me[:)]. I don't have any snack cakes, but how about a nice Aussie Pavlova, sweet, soft meringue, heaps of whipped cream, strawberries, blueberries and passionfruit? It's kind of healthy, seeing as there's fruit on it.[:D]

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 10:39:15 PM)
LOL...what...no cherries...no chocolate?

MySweetSubmssive -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 10:42:20 PM)
(swaying back and forth like a cobra before a snake charmer) Mmmmmmmmm ...Pavlova! MSS

MissMagnolia -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 10:45:00 PM)
Sheesh you're demanding!! Cherries, OK. They are in the food pyramid, along with the other fruits, egg whites and dairy cream. Pavlova is healthy. That's My story and I'm sticking to it. Chocolate SHOULD be a food group in My opinion though.[:D]

CuLane -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 10:48:42 PM)
I couldn't say since I'm only familiar with my own package. Sorry to hear your partners aren't measuring up though.

KMsAngel -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 10:51:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia SEE? I told you it wasn't Me[:)]. I don't have any snack cakes, but how about a nice Aussie Pavlova, sweet, soft meringue, heaps of whipped cream, strawberries, blueberries and passionfruit? It's kind of healthy, seeing as there's fruit on it.[:D] blueberries? you can afford blueberries? i'm comin' over for a visit!

ElectraGlide -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 11:02:54 PM)
They say steroids shrinks your nuts until they look like shriveled up beef jerky or sun dried prunes. I wonder if steroids turns your cock into a tiny Vienna sausage also ?

idroolchicksrule -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/12/2007 11:08:07 PM)
*has a small penis but knew well in advance it would disqualify him from being taken seriously as a dom...just kidding. I am a sub and I dig small penis humiliation. So i guess it justifies why i have both and under endowment and an account.

NorthernGent -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 12:05:53 AM)
Aren't you American ladies well versed in the principles of you get what you're given?

FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 12:15:36 AM)
quote: Why do so many Doms have small cocks? I just wanna know why there are so many small ones in the BDSM world. LMAO, very bad girl Ghita! [sm=crop.gif] I've done this query before, and the ladies thought it was in poor taste, even as they were giving excuses as to why they were under/overweight, and explaining self esteem issues. quote: ORIGINAL: KnightofMists what do you consider small? and what sample size did you go with when you came to this belief that their is alot of small cocked Doms? This is really good. Only you would turn such an emotionally charged question into a for-real statistical query. Anyway, my response to the first question: <6.5" is small; and I would have to say my sample would be entirely from the small cock owners who sent me pics of their weenies to get a reaction, but if y'all will pull it out, or send photos with measurements attached, we can do a better quality research. M

sexypet -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 12:25:19 AM)
My personal experience is average is about 5" and ever since my move to Mass, it's been way, way below that. But then again, i never dated irish men before. giggles and hides. Imagine my disappointment...my first Dom bf at age 14 (and before anyone asks He was 14, too) and i lost my virginity to His 9 inches...[8\|]

SV1000 -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 12:29:45 AM)
Maybe it's all in the pictures.. for both the chubby and the small endowed. Everyone says the camera adds 10-15 lbs, right? Maybe it also tends to cause shrinkage in your anatomy!?[:D]

FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 12:35:48 AM)
ROTFL [sm=biggrin.gif] Let me get this straight: the camera adds 15lbs of chubbiness, and shrinks weeners on that same scale? M

MissMagnolia -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 2:20:24 AM)
So you're saying that the dick pic I got of the guy with the three inch chippolato tiddler is really packing a pork sword the size of a Hungarian salami??? And I said no???

FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 2:34:14 AM)
I'm not saying that at all... I tend to believe my eyes, and if the pic indicates 3", I'd believe it; but I do believe Master SV1000 was inferring that with his statement above though. [sm=news.gif] M

Politesub53 -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 2:47:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia So you're saying that the dick pic I got of the guy with the three inch chippolato tiddler is really packing a pork sword the size of a Hungarian salami??? And I said no??? See what You missed out on Ma`am ! Yours.... chubby chops.... [8D]

GhitaAmati -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 6:13:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NorthernGent Aren't you American ladies well versed in the principles of you get what you're given? How come most American men are circumcised? Because American women cant resist anything thats 40% off!

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 6:15:14 AM)
OMG...LOL that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny (cleans the tea from monitor and face as well)

favesclava -> RE: Why so many little willies? (8/13/2007 9:09:24 AM)
i didnt find this in search .if anyone wrote it please take credit for it. Tune: I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor) At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many nights just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go,! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count??!! Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Coz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Coz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! less than seven and wide doesnt work for me, and more than 81/2 is a waste. when dating all would say eight inches , i finally had to add the question are you measuring in inches or centimeters?

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