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winterlight -> this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 11:30:10 AM)
what drives you nuts when u get a message in here. What line, terms or phrase makes your blood boil? Mine is hello dear among one of them..

sexyred1 -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 11:36:20 AM)
what drives me nuts is: Hi (and nothing else) Location? Switch? Hello Subbie Hello Sub Relocate? Can I see your tits? Any more photos? (I have 3) New to the lifestyle? (uh no, my profile clearly states how long I have been it it) Where in NJ? (again, just that as an introduction does not cut it) Collared? (again, see articulately written profile) Are you a sub? (see above) Married? (see profile for NO Married men since I am single) Limits? (again, not a good opener) Wanna chat? and scores more...I appreciate a compliment, a well written introduction, something that someone cited from my profile or a comment on the forums or just sharing something interesting. Boring, monosyllabic questions or rudeness is not tolerated.

came4U -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 11:36:56 AM)
no introduction, just a 'gimme yer yahoo id' message. if I wanted to yahoo, I'd be on yahoo. plus it mentions on profile, I am not adding any more nutballs to my yahoo lol.

sexyred1 -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 11:38:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: came4U no introduction, just a 'gimme yer yahoo id' message. if I wanted to yahoo, I'd be on yahoo. plus it mentions on profile, I am not adding any more nutballs to my yahoo lol. god, yes, I forgot that one. also call me, here is my #. as if.

earthycouple -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 11:39:53 AM)
I'll piss and drink it on cam for you. Will you train me? I live in (any place more than 100 miles away) Can I fuck myself on cam for you? I have a huge strap on etc. etc. etc.

sexyred1 -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 11:41:35 AM)
OH! I forgot the most annoying one of all.... Hello Mistress. I AM A SUB, HELLO!!! White courtesy phone, Mr. Lack of Reading Comprehension Skills

came4U -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 11:43:28 AM)
sexyred Ma'am? can I see your tits? LOLLL

sexyred1 -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 11:44:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: came4U sexyred Ma'am? can I see your tits? LOLLL LOL you can almost see them in my third photo, ya know, the requisite cleavage shot

came4U -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 11:47:43 AM)
gulps omg, she ain't kiddin'. [:D] I checked, I did, I checked!! (they ain't bad either, not that I swing that way, not that there is anything wrong with that) lol

sexyred1 -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 11:48:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: came4U gulps omg, she ain't kiddin'. [:D] I checked, I did, I checked!! (they ain't bad either, not that I swing that way, not that there is anything wrong with that) lol Hey, I am in advertising, I know what works in marketing...[;)]

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 12:01:37 PM)
These are direct copies from FIRST TIME personal messages sent to me. From a guy who claims to be a male slave: quote: "So? If you had a choice? Would you prefer, plastic, pyrex or urethane inserted up your ass-hole? " From a male switch: quote: "need some one to toss your salad " From another male switch: quote: "Hi there, i was wondering if you had ever seen those egg shaped polished stone ornaments? like solid marble eggs that come in different sizes and colours...nice and smooth, hard, cold...and just the right shape for a pussy to swallow. :-) you know i always thought it would be erotic to do with a long flowing skirt on, placing the egg on a stool and standing over it lifting your skirt around it...concealing the intimate spectacle like a curtain as you begin lowering yourself slowly until you feel your silky pouting lips kissing the cold tip, rocking your hips as your lips spread hungrilly around it... as the cool solid body begins to sink inevitably towards the entrance of your throbbing pussy...the walls of your vagina working slowly around the egg like the jaws of a snake as it swallows its prey...then settling your ass completely over it, feeling it sinking helplessly inside, lost to your contractions as they draw it in deeper...and then getting up and walking away leaving only a slimy kiss mark where the egg once stood. sound interesting? :-) " He, at least, gets points for taking the time to write more than one line. I guess. Just to name a few.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 12:03:28 PM)
Oh I forgot to add, when you get three copy and pasted introductions from the same guy who is obviously mass marketing himself. I see why people sign up here, then just delete their profile after a few days of fighting through the weeds.

lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 12:35:30 PM)
never realy thout of that befor probly more then i can name

cuddleheart50 -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 12:37:08 PM)
Tell me your fantasy...."so sick of that one"

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 12:38:24 PM)
how about my all time favorite ?? Hey slut I'm your new Master get on your knees... AS IF

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 12:38:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: winterlight what drives you nuts when u get a message in here. What line, terms or phrase makes your blood boil? Mine is hello dear among one of them.. probably the top email i get is: are you for real?

simplyme2007 -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 12:39:31 PM)
Hi baby. Hi sexy. asl. c2c anymore pics?

tricia -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 12:40:06 PM)
"Since your Master doesn't have enough time to spend with you, would he be willing to sell you?"

all4yourplsr -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 12:40:25 PM)
As I say in my journal, it really gets me when a Mistress e-mails me with "when can you come and serve me?" It's happened 3 times.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: this question is for the sub/slaves (8/12/2007 12:41:40 PM)
It isn't really the individual messages themselves that annoy me. Its the senseless mass volume of them. At least it quickly delineates those undesirables from the ones I might want to open the lines of communication with. For gods sake, I had this horrible thought. What if they ever actually get a clue?

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