EvilCrimeLord
Posts: 184
Joined: 7/27/2007 From: FakeVolcano Status: offline
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Please Santa can I have….. some socks, a box containing underpants with aftershave (weirdo marketing people), some bad jokes about flying ducks, cold weather, nuisance carol singers begging me for money, pudding with coins in to break my teeth, a burnt turkey but amazingly somehow still raw in the middle, a chance to hear the queen speak about the importance of family, a load of crappy TV repeats….
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When will I learn that the most elaborate way to kill someone isn’t the most effective? ☠
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