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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/19/2007 10:17:43 AM   
Gwynvyd


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ORIGINAL: KittyKat89

Oh!  Someone wanted me to stick a popsicle up my anus  if you can top that one, kudos to you.  :-|




I unforunatly have you beat in the odd as hell dept. I had a man from here contact me ( first contact..) and ask me to help him by being a breeding bitch for his Alien Master Race. He would keep me impregnated constantly.. so we could repopulate to world.

No joke..




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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/19/2007 10:22:14 AM   
instynctive


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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/19/2007 10:29:31 AM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		yanno...that's exactly what I was going to ask....

Let's see....strange requests......"I will to live as ur tolet."  not a request...a statement..but strange nonetheless

and of course that's beyond the spelling/structure issues

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/19/2007 10:47:07 AM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Of late, I've been getting the "you will immediately send me your credit card numbers if you want to be a real sub" type of first contact notes.

My response is usually along the lines of "Before we reach that level of intimacy, how about I send you the account numbers for my medical bills; when I see they're paid in full I'll gladly send you my credit account info."

Never hear from them again.

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/19/2007 10:47:53 AM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		oh that's too good!  I love it....

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/19/2007 10:55:08 AM   
litleone8620


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Status: offline 		I once got a guy demanding me giving him my social security number. It wasn't first contact, but it was still casual. This same guy also wanted to hypnotize me, which I'm not against, but he had this idea that only through hypnosis could he control me. Yeah, that ended quickly.

Oh, and the guy who wanted me to throw all my panties away, and start wearing diapers.

And the usual demands to be called 'Sir', 'Master', 'Lord of my Universe' type things.


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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/19/2007 11:13:24 AM   
sappatoti


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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

I once got a guy demanding me giving him my social security number. ...



That's a good one. Haven't received that one yet.

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/25/2007 6:09:40 AM   
Manawyddan


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ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

EXTRA EXTRA this just in from adultspace..

"do you sell any of your used soakd cum thongs ......."

I would say THAT is funny and weird. I haven't figured out my response yet... if any one has any ideas as to what I should say, email me on the other side. {giggles} I have a few ideas, but I am in a silly mood.


"Sorry, but Master always makes me remove my thongs before he makes me cum"?

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/26/2007 12:11:00 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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Status: offline 		got a good one today " Can you teach me how to be a Dom"?



uh no

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/26/2007 1:19:31 PM   
GhitaAmati


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Status: offline 		Im surprised no one has mentioned the cameltoe dude yet......

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/26/2007 1:27:19 PM   
LadySeraphina


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Status: offline 		I had a guy who asked if he could serve me by being kept in rubber head to toe, and locked in a - wait for it - chest when not in use. Not a cage, a chest. Erm, no?

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/26/2007 1:37:14 PM   
DrkJourney


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Status: offline 		hmmm...I got one just last night....first email...only one line:

Will you cut my balls off?

and to top it off his profile says that he is gay, so not quite sure why he wanted "me" to do this.....guess it's just something in my eyes...lol

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/26/2007 1:38:33 PM   
grlneedstolearn


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Status: offline 		Just now i had one where he asks me if i will marry him LOL

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/26/2007 1:46:39 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		This one was more disturbing than funny, but I got a message on Collarme Thursady night from a drunk local sub who was inviting total strangers over to his home to use and abuse him while he was drunk.  
 
I did check his profile and it showed that he logged on today, thank God.  I shudder at the thought of what he could have been letting himself in for.  People on here never cease to amaze me.
 
Lady Topaz

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/26/2007 1:56:36 PM   
GhitaAmati


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Status: offline 		I once had a Dom ask if I would relocate to California for him. I said as soon as he bought a house large enough for me, my husband, and 4 kids and sent me some plane tickets and a moving crew, Id be happy to.

I never heard back from the guy.

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RE: Too Funny CollarMe Requests - 8/26/2007 2:20:39 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Just had a Domme messaged me last night. She wanted me to tell her all about me being Pagan!

Sheesh, that's like me asking someone living south of the border what's it like being American!

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