Gauge
Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline
|
This is an old one, but still makes me laugh.
A guy with a black eye boards a train, sits down and sees that the man next to him also has a black eye. They laugh at the coincidence, and the first man says, "It was all the slip of the tongue in my case. I went to a ticket booth in Cleveland and was served by a woman with beautiful breasts. I was so distracted and asked for "two pickets to Tittsburg," and she punched me in the eye. The other guy says "I had a slip of the tongue as well. My wife and I were at the breakfast table and instead of asking her to pass the Branflakes, I screamed, " You've ruined my life you fat bitch!"
_____________________________
"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick
I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.
|
A slip of the tongue - 
Profile
New Messages
No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages
Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages
Locked w/o New Messages
Post New Thread