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Islave -> slave application form (7/6/2005 8:19:08 AM)
simple question. If you were the master and wanted to get a new slave. AND DECIDED TO USE AN APPLICATION FORM What questions would you put on the application form? and after consideration of all applicants, many being equal Which one question would determine whether the slave got to be interviewed for the post?

TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 8:27:04 AM)
Hmmm... My application forms: http://www.taggard.net/bdsm4me/longForm.html and http://www.taggard.net/bdsm4me/bdsm.old.html#short Yeah, I am a freak. As far as what question counts the most...it would have to be breast size. wink Taggard

EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 8:42:29 AM)
I think the idea of an application is ridiculous unless you're just buying a body at auction or selling your body at auction...but this could be humorous Describe all previous experience in relationships, vanilla and Ms Describe the reason the relationships ended and current status Describe your life situation in full- family, children, work, economic status, devotion to religion/spirituality Describe your academic education What are your strengths and weakness as a slave Why are you filling out this form What expectations do you have for your life in the next 5 years? 10 years? What things do you need to remain in control over in your life? For me the most important answer to consider would be "why"

Faramir -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 9:06:02 AM)
If an aplication form floats your boat, great. I'm more intersted in talking to a person, interacting with them, getting to know them and seeing what develops - I just couldn't see myself doing some kind of formal screening process. No doubt though there are people for whom that kind of formality is appealing.

sudja -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 9:15:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Islave simple question. If you were the master and wanted to get a new slave. What questions would you put on the application form? and after consideration of all applicants, many being equal Which one question would determine whether the slave got to be interviewed for the post? If I was a Master I would shoot myself before I would create, or use, an "application form." sudja

TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 9:22:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sudja If I was a Master I would shoot myself before I would create, or use, an "application form." If I was a...errr...person, I would shoot myself before I would ever post a message in which I would threaten to shoot myself. (Oh no...I think I just invoked some trans-dimensional paradox!) But it is nice that we have such open-minded folks on the board... Taggard

Gemeni -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 9:30:18 AM)
I could see the validity of it in a formal situation. But only as a "filter". The rest would have to come from serious and open communication. The most important question would be about how available for 24 7 service a girl was. Hindrances to that would eliminate her. A slave needs to be able to place a Master first.

FangsNfeet -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 9:37:06 AM)
I have 5 questions 1. Do you like chocolate? 2. Do you eat meat? 3. Which salad dressing do you like best? 4. What is your favorite flower? Which is perfered more Roses or Dasies? 5. Who is your favorite Whinnie the Pooh Character? Based on those answers and a little past history I know how are relationship would work out.

sudja -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 9:53:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TallDarkAndWitty quote: ORIGINAL: sudja If I was a Master I would shoot myself before I would create, or use, an "application form." If I was a...errr...person, I would shoot myself before I would ever post a message in which I would threaten to shoot myself. (Oh no...I think I just invoked some trans-dimensional paradox!) But it is nice that we have such open-minded folks on the board... Taggard I'm entitled to a personal opinion, yes? I didn't post that anybody else who would create, or fill out, such a thing should be shot. Yet another problem with written applications, what should be clear can be so easily misundstood. sudja

Faramir -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 10:16:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sudja I'm entitled to a personal opinion, yes? You are entitled to an opinion - that was just a particularly ill-mannered expression of an opinion.

TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 11:03:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sudja I'm entitled to a personal opinion, yes? Of course you are...as are racists, bigots, and anti-semites. The defense of "But it's just my opinion" doesn't do much against the charge of "you are a jerk for thinking that way". Not that I am accusing you of being a jerk...just rather closed minded. Taggard

Lordandmaster -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 11:08:23 AM)
My God, people, did someone release essence-of-bitchy into the air this morning? He's CLOSED-MINDED because he wouldn't use an application form? Think about what you're saying.

Islave -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 11:50:45 AM)
I have to ask fangs Why winnie the pooh? as to other comments this is meant to be for fun so come on use those wonderful imaginations You have to say one thing for me... I do seem to stir up the hornets nest. First with me picture and now with this I think I am gong to have some real fun on here

sub4hire -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 11:56:28 AM)
quote: What questions would you put on the application form? If I were looking for someone I'd want open communication and quite frankly handing someone a piece of paper is zero communication. So, no application. Getting to know someone is the only way to go. Sure, I could see certain criteria that I would want. I wanted my dom to have certain wants as well when I looked for him. I knew we needed to mesh in and out of the lifestyle in order to make it work. I think it just depends on what you are looking for in a human being. Those are the questions you would ask, whatever they may be.

TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 12:04:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster He's CLOSED-MINDED because he wouldn't use an application form? Yes. Obviously. There is nothing inherently wrong with being closed-minded. I am pretty closed-minded when it comes to my own personal involvement in hot man-on-man action. He is closed-minded when it comes to filling out forms. Of course, he did find a rather rude way of expressing his closed-mindedness and that is what inspired the responses... Taggard

stormsfate -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 1:01:26 PM)
<laughing> Every consider changing your nick to TallDarkandSarcastic? It seems a better fit than Witty these days [;)] best regards, fate

TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 1:09:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stormsfate <laughing> Every consider changing your nick to TallDarkandSarcastic? It seems a better fit than Witty these days [;)] Ya know...I have been a bit dark in my posts... But it might just be the attention whore in me. Taggard

Lordandmaster -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 1:11:06 PM)
I don't think he was particularly rude, and if having a preference means being closed-minded, the word "closed-minded" no longer means anything at all. quote: ORIGINAL: TallDarkAndWitty There is nothing inherently wrong with being closed-minded. I am pretty closed-minded when it comes to my own personal involvement in hot man-on-man action. He is closed-minded when it comes to filling out forms. Of course, he did find a rather rude way of expressing his closed-mindedness and that is what inspired the responses...

Islave -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 1:12:11 PM)
Thanks stormsfate You took the words from my mouth

TallDarkAndWitty -> RE: slave application form (7/6/2005 1:15:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster I don't think he was particularly rude, and if having a preference means being closed-minded, the word "closed-minded" no longer means anything at all. Hmmm... "I would shoot myself before doing ______" = Closed-minded. "I would prefer not to do _______" = Having a preference. "I would shoot myself before doing ______" = Rather rude. "Doing _______ is just not for me." = Not rude. See the difference??? Taggard

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