Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

RE: The Hard Way


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: The Hard Way Page: <<   < prev  1 [2]
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 12:03:26 PM   
soultoshare


Posts: 519
Joined: 8/24/2006
Status: offline

LaT,

I'm sorry for laughing, but I have SOOOOOO been there, done that!  I love your horse escapades!

OK, hijack done....

_____________________________

This is where I should say something witty.....well, "SOMETHING WITTY!"

**********************************************

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...

It's about learning to dance in the rain.



(in reply to LaTigresse)
Profile   Post #: 21
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 12:12:29 PM   
soultoshare


Posts: 519
Joined: 8/24/2006
Status: offline 		I learned all about the whole spark plug on the lawn mower thing when I touched it.....still don't know why I did it, but I only did it ONCE!

Also, never bend over when your ass is anywhere near the biting end of a horse!  Leaves an interesting looking bruise...not to mention PAINFUL! 

_____________________________

This is where I should say something witty.....well, "SOMETHING WITTY!"

**********************************************

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...

It's about learning to dance in the rain.



(in reply to soultoshare)
Profile   Post #: 22
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 12:30:55 PM   
beargonewild


Posts: 22716
Joined: 5/7/2007
Status: offline 		Learnt the hard way, never shake a bee's nest thinking you can run faster than they can fly. ouch ouch ouch ouch



_____________________________

Do Not Rile da Chosen Bear

Promiscuous boy you already know
That I’m all yours what you waiting for?

Resident MANWHORE ~1000 Bear pts~

10 NZ points
Whips~n~Cuffs

(in reply to soultoshare)
Profile   Post #: 23
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 1:31:32 PM   
caught4u


Posts: 132
Joined: 5/25/2007
Status: offline 		don't slice a bagel while holding it



_____________________________

"Be Yourself - Everyone Else is Taken"


~owned by Master of Wind~

(in reply to beargonewild)
Profile   Post #: 24
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 2:30:50 PM   
LaTigresse


Posts: 26123
Joined: 1/15/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: soultoshare



LaT,

I'm sorry for laughing, but I have SOOOOOO been there, done that!  I love your horse escapades!

OK, hijack done....


Oh, no need to be sorry at all. I laugh at myself alot. A life time spent with animals and children around all the time has made for some very comical moments.



_____________________________

My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

(in reply to soultoshare)
Profile   Post #: 25
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 5:37:48 PM   
nyrisa


Posts: 1830
Joined: 11/20/2006
Status: offline 		Never try to push a gate open wider from a moving car.
Never push a gate open from a moving car, while wearing a ring.
Never underestimate how dumb you will feel while they sew your finger back on.

_____________________________

A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

(in reply to LaTigresse)
Profile   Post #: 26
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 5:40:13 PM   
scifi1133


Posts: 8529
Joined: 3/27/2007
From: virginia
Status: offline 		dont try to lean over on a harley to pick something off the road at speed.

(in reply to nyrisa)
Profile   Post #: 27
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 5:46:20 PM   
Satyr6406


Posts: 820
Joined: 3/27/2006
From: New Brunswick, N.J.
Status: offline 		When a police officer has pulled you over ...
 
... NEVER look at him and offer: "You're gonna look inthe trunk. Aren't you?"
 
... NEVER, EVER say: "I pay your salary!" (My standard answer was: "Well, you're getting your money's worth, today/tonight")
 
 
 
 
 
Peace and comfort,
 
 
 
 
 
Michael

_____________________________

Peace and comfort,


Michael

Former Vice-President Gore didn't invent the internet but, he DID make up global warming!

(in reply to scifi1133)
Profile   Post #: 28
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 5:58:45 PM   
YesMistressIrish


Posts: 1135
Joined: 5/1/2007
From: Calif
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: e1on

A couple of quick cop lessons:
--The Jedi Mind Trick *does* work on them... but only if you're prepared with something to distract them while patting you down *before* they get to the pocket in which you're holding...
--Cops are either Subs who top or Doms who sub, and never switch anything.
--Never clean your house while wearing a balaclava over your face "because of allergies" while the blinds are open.
--"Libertarian" = "pot head" to most patrol cops. So pamphlets for the LP = drug paraphernalia to them.
--Be nice to them. They richly deserve it, given the shit they get handed most of the time.

Thanks for the laughs eo1n. What does your screename mean, by the way?
 
I agree with your last line in particular. Most cops try to help many people, take thier lives in their hands in between boring sit and wait episodes of their shift, and have to deal with super stinky, stupid, arrogant, violent people high on only God knows what all the time.

< Message edited by YesMistressIrish -- 8/21/2007 6:00:11 PM >

(in reply to e01n)
Profile   Post #: 29
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 7:40:45 PM   
feastie


Posts: 1793
Joined: 6/4/2004
Status: offline 		Never, ever fry bacon while nude.

_____________________________

Snarky and loving it.

Disclaimer: Any views expressed in any post are my opinions only. They may or may not be yours.

(in reply to YesMistressIrish)
Profile   Post #: 30
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 8:23:50 PM   
nyrisa


Posts: 1830
Joined: 11/20/2006
Status: offline 		Don't cook while naked, and very pregnant.

_____________________________

A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

(in reply to feastie)
Profile   Post #: 31
RE: The Hard Way - 8/21/2007 9:37:21 PM   
slaverosebeauty


Posts: 1941
Joined: 12/12/2004
From: Cali
Status: offline
  • a small child ALWAYS gets their sippy cup, even if it means I get a dislocated toe and am off my feet for 6 weeks
  • test results should NEVER be ignored, no matter how many people tell you 'its no big deal'
  • office equipment and furntature DO attack people -  i have the bruises to prove it
  • walls CAN move - again, i have the bruises to prove it
  • a skirt and heels and a warehouse full of floor coverings, etc do NOT mix


_____________________________

http://slaverosebeauty.livejournal.com/

"Friends live on in our hearts, regardless if they are here or not."

(in reply to thornhappy)
Profile   Post #: 32
RE: The Hard Way - 8/22/2007 12:47:19 AM   
SDFemDom4cuck


Posts: 2809
Joined: 5/23/2005
From: P'burgh PA
Status: offline 		1.Never ever ever assume that because the individual breaker is off in a room you can safely unscrew and rewire the light fixture.

2. Those that assume #1 will learn that a human female is capable of flying a good distance especially when a 10 ft ladder is involved.

3. It is easier (and cheaper) to climb off the ladder and go all the way out to the garage to turn off the main breaker than it is repair the hole in the wall that stopped you midflight and replace the stained glass window the ladder went through.

4. If you're a sub, never look at your Domme crumpled on the floor and ask her something as stupid as "Did you turn off the breaker?". She will most definitely hurt you once she has regained her senses and stops doing the "electrocution mambo".

5. Should you commit #4 it is best to run very fast and as far away as humanly possible. Jewelry is the only acceptable solution along with abject apology.

Edited to add: Not that I would know this from any personal experience in any way, it's just something I've heard.  

< Message edited by SDFemDom4cuck -- 8/22/2007 12:51:14 AM >

_____________________________

Ms Jo

She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

(in reply to LDRandAstarte)
Profile   Post #: 33
RE: The Hard Way - 8/22/2007 1:32:30 AM   
Rumtiger


Posts: 2634
Joined: 3/4/2006
From: Vegas
Status: offline 		In a fight, quantity over quality.

_____________________________

Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

(in reply to SDFemDom4cuck)
Profile   Post #: 34
RE: The Hard Way - 8/23/2007 8:14:41 AM   
soultoshare


Posts: 519
Joined: 8/24/2006
Status: offline 		SD....that post should have come with a spew alert!!!!!

I think you and my father were once sister and brother in a previous life!  He's done the same thing!  Thinks the few extra steps are necessary......"I know which wire not to touch!"  And inevitably, returns to the breaker box to turn off the power.....usually shaking his hand hard to try to get the feeling back into it!  We all just sort of snicker and pretend we don't notice!



_____________________________

This is where I should say something witty.....well, "SOMETHING WITTY!"

**********************************************

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...

It's about learning to dance in the rain.



(in reply to SDFemDom4cuck)
Profile   Post #: 35
RE: The Hard Way - 8/23/2007 8:23:57 AM   
Steelriven


Posts: 300
Joined: 12/26/2005
Status: offline 		Age 13 never stick your finger in a lamp socket just to feel what it is like. Age 19 never put an ashtray full of just put out smokes in the garbage just because your manager is coming in and doesn't like the smell. Never try to stomp out a plastic trash can that's on fire.

Age 24 never jump up and down in excitement while standing on concrete steps.

Age 28 Never tell your Daddy (Sir) "Is that it?" After he's spanked you.

_____________________________

steelriven who's just a lil_twisted

-Don't asume, instead ask.

(in reply to thornhappy)
Profile   Post #: 36
Page:   <<   < prev  1 [2]
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: The Hard Way Page: <<   < prev  1 [2]
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.094