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My X-ray photo - 8/21/2007 7:26:35 PM   
VadFarkas


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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/21/2007 8:34:22 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Dooooo youuuuuurr…..balls hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you sling ‘em on your shoulder like a regimental soldier?
Oh, you’ll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/21/2007 10:48:23 PM   
Hisbellaluna


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Status: offline 		ummmm i've heard of extreme insertions...but thats a little further than i've ever seen someone go....

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/21/2007 10:53:12 PM   
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I got to see, while I was over there [England] footage of the Rodney King trial, which I had never seen while I was here. I saw footage over there of the Rodney King trial. I think I figured out why the L.A. riots occurred. Did you guys see these cops testifying, man? Did these guys have balls or what, man? These guys carry their balls in a wheelbarrow, man. "'Scuse me, 'scuse me. Man with big balls is here to testify." "Place your right testicle on the bible." Whishh BOOOM. This guy, Officer Coon … is life too fucking weird or what? Officer Coon looks in the camera and actually says: "Oh, that Rodney King beating tape, it's all in how you look at it." The courtroom murmurs: "Jesus, what balls. I've never seen balls of this magnitude. He must have a specially fitted uniform in which to place these large testicles." "That's incredible. All in how you look at it, Officer Coon?" "That's right. It's how you look at the tape." "Well would you care to tell the court how you're looking at that?" "Yeah, okay, sure. It's how you look at it. For instance, well, if you play it backwards, you see us help King up and send him on his way." "Mmm . . . not guilty." "'Scuse me, 'scuse me. Man with big balls has just been acquitted."

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 5:17:13 AM   
VadFarkas


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Status: offline 		Rodney King???... interesting leap. Oh I get it... The Policemen's Ball connection.

Then there is AC/DC's Big Balls:

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

CHORUS
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 6:42:41 AM   
instynctive


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Status: offline 		And it was only a matter of time before THIS "x-ray" got posted.. lol

http://www.lonestarsteve.com/photos/xray_deepthroat.jpg


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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 6:48:39 AM   
VadFarkas


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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 6:52:51 AM   
cuffnspankme


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Status: offline 		Oh geez...the BJ one? WOW, I am not sure I could do that, if its even real....

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 7:01:11 AM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		They sure are a happy looking pair of balls.  Do they always whistle like that?  Must be embarrassing when you're in public.  "Oh no, ma'ma, I'm not whistling at you, that's my balls.  I think they like you."

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 7:15:26 AM   
camille65


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Status: offline 		Vad? Oh dear, I am worried about the state of your health now.... are the doctors working on repairing those 3 odd holes in each erm... ball?

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ORIGINAL: VadFarkas

http://www.ringofsteel.net/images/xray.jpg


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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 7:39:48 AM   
VadFarkas


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Status: offline 		No I don't want to fix the holes...that's what makes 'em whistle!

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 8:24:15 AM   
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Oh geez...the BJ one? WOW, I am not sure I could do that, if its even real....

really? why not?

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 8:28:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuffnspankme

Oh geez...the BJ one? WOW, I am not sure I could do that, if its even real....

really? why not?


I probably could if I worked up to it at my pace...I have taken over 9 all the way in before...It might be fun to try

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 8:39:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well 'tis a photoshopped picture in any case. I doubt it is possible to create a standing MRI image like that.

As to the coke bottle one.... In real life I once saw a pint glass inserted anally open side up. Now THAT's committment ;).... the guy involved did require open abdominal surgery to remove it though so one has to question whether it was worth it

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 9:13:59 AM   
VadFarkas


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Status: offline 		Yes I hope all these photos are Photo Shopped! That is why it is under Humor and not Health and Safety.I once heard of a lightbulb inserted rectaly and hope those are all Urban Legends but I guess crazier things have happened.

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 10:48:49 AM   
cuffnspankme


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Status: offline 		Nope, not the stuff of Urban Legends. I know people that have worked in the ER and they have seen the light bulb up the rectum and all sorts of things like that...Most I don't even want to think about...

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 11:19:25 AM   
VadFarkas


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Status: offline 		Aye caramba!!! I have read, maybe here, about the Gerbil and some gas leading to an explosion.Please tell me that was an Urban Legend!

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 2:49:11 PM   
SirBlake


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Status: offline 		X-Ray of anal fisting.... *Intense!*  http://rodrigo.typepad.com/english/kermit_20xray_281_29_small.jpg

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 3:02:41 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: VadFarkas

And ironically, I just saw this photo during my morning funny photo search.http://www.ringofsteel.net/images/xray2.jpg


Sorry that's a photo shopped image. A plastic bottle wouldn't have the density of the hip replacement to show to that extent. The outline would be very very faint if one was inserted. However I have seen an actual film of a metal pipe that was inserted and then became...stuck.

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RE: My X-ray photo - 8/22/2007 4:30:11 PM   
Saratov


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Status: offline 		Have seen x-ray of thermometer in a bladder... He says he swallowed it.
Bosco bottle in rectum... He was putting cream on his hemmroids(w/ the cap), it slipped.
How about a right-angle flashlight?  Shot glass?
Glasses and bottles w/o caps inserted open end first can be safely removed by drilling a hole in the bottom of the item to release vacum.

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