DarkDaddyZ -> RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered (8/24/2007 5:06:14 PM)
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ORIGINAL: black satin Have You Ever Heard of. . .? July 26, 2007 By Dan Savage I had a kinky inspiration in the shower when I noticed the force with which the shaving cream came out of a new can. Orifice and body-cavity invasion turns me on and I was inspired to insert the tip of the shaving-cream can into my urethra, pinch it shut, and press the button. I felt some burning. On removing the tip, a narrow ribbon of shaving cream exited my penis. Pleased, I repeated this a few times. Do you know if what I am doing is dangerous? Have you ever heard of shaving-cream penis enemas?Cream Dreamer No, CD, I haven't heard of shaving-cream penis enemas before. But then I've always been lucky in love. As for the health risks presented by shaving-cream penis enemas, I would ring up one of my medical guest experts if I weren't (1) on vacation, (2) writing this column over margaritas at Phil's in Saugatuck, Michigan, and (3) unwilling to scream, "Are these shaving-cream penis enemas going to kill this motherfucker?" into my phone, putting everyone else at Phil's right off their chips and baked-Gorgonzola-with-dried-cherries dip. Sorry. Here's my layman's opinion: At the very least, you risk irritating the very sensitive tissue that lines your urethra; at worst, your friends and relatives are going to snicker all through your memorial service. ("Didja here? Uncle Walt gave himself one too many shaving-cream penis enemas and his bladder freakin' exploded!") But tragicomic exit strategies are a known risk of orifice, body-cavity, and Iraq invasions. LOL! That's funny! (off topic) I was at a "alternative" convention (not BDSM or swinging but fat) and Dan was there and we were chopping it up when we he was introduced to me. He's not fat or a FA so I asked him why he was there and he said he was there learning about fat sex for his writings. I laughed and said (very sarcastically) "Who are you, Dan Savage or something?" He replied "why yes, I am."
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