IvyMorgan -> RE: Outrageous Kinks Uncovered (9/4/2007 2:51:54 PM)
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The students of Oxford have a contribution to the necrophilia discussion. OULES (Oxford University Light Entertainment Society) take drama to people who wouldn't normally get to see it, local primary schools for special needs children, old peoples' homes, hospital wards, that kind of thing. This is one of their songs, from the pantomime "Sleeping Beauty", it was not in the schools run, but was in the student one. Sleeping Beauty is drawing to an end. Belle and her prince are gazing into each others eyes, when Little Boy Blue enters. Little Boy Blue: Hang on a minute, this is a bit sick, isn't it? You kissed her when she was totally unconscious. She might as well have been dead. Prince: What's your point? Little Boy Blue: Are you a necrophile? Prince: Ah, but Little Boy Blue, that's the best part... When if comes to sexual preference I'm a prude, I find the things some folks do rather rude. The rest of the world has a violent schism With those fearsome freaks who like foot fetishism. If you fancy schoolgirls, oh please, get a grip! And S+M junkies can keep all their whips, I shudder with fear at those folks who are queer, And if you're bisexual, don't come too near, BUT Everybody loves a necrophile, Shag me if you've been dead for a while. Make sure they're well cold before you begin, Then keep going until rigor mortis sets in. Yes, it's corpses that really get me hot, Felt so horny as my love began to rot. I get such a buzz when I achieve penetration, An hour or two just before their cremation... Necrophilia is always so sensual, And with the dead, it's always consensual, And everybody loves a necrophile. (Jazz hands.)
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