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philosophy -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 10:58:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Nod: the media bias in favour of female violence is horrifying. ..contrast and compare Lorena Bobbit and female circumcision advocates........... i seriously doubt that a story in which a man set fire to his ex-wifes virgina would have got so many humorous responses.........

Lordandmaster -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:20:32 AM)
Well, I've been told that my own tallywhacker is scorching hot, but it was never intended literally.

Aileen68 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:22:32 AM)
The word tallywacker is very non-sexy.

Lordandmaster -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:23:09 AM)
But the thing itself is a mighty piece to behold. I mean, like, you don't remember?

Aileen68 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:24:35 AM)
Aaaiiieeeeee! My eyes! lol

Satyr6406 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:24:40 AM)
I've always liked the Brit term "Todger" (I hope I spelled it right) Peace and comfort, Michael

BruisedHick -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:27:03 AM)
The other day I set my ex's cunt on fire. Not my fault, she was at my house. Besides, it was funny.

Lordandmaster -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:33:33 AM)
Yay let's turn this into a slang-word-for-penis thread. Off the top of my head ... dick cock dong head prick pecker member rod shaft stiffy stalk tool bone, boner, etc. knob wood, woody, etc. wang wiener sausage meat, manmeat, etc. jones johnson willy shlong shmendrick shmuck junk skin flute ... and of couse the infamous tallywhacker

Aileen68 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:42:27 AM)
pile driver

baldjeanfriede -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:43:05 AM)
Let's add some German expressions for a change: Schwanz Steifer Lustschwengel Dicker Lümmel gutes (or bestes) Stück Piephahn Hammer Oschi Mottek That's enough for now.

servantheart -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:44:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: camille65 Anyone 'up' for a weenie roast? I had to say it, I just had to! I'll bring the pitchfork and matches!

Lordandmaster -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:50:14 AM)
Glied Riemen Pimmel Schnäbi, as in "Schnäbi messen per Geodreieck," http://www.heute-online.ch/wissen/play/artikel47418 (now there's a headline you don't see every day) quote: ORIGINAL: baldjeanfriede Let's add some German expressions for a change: Schwanz Steifer Lustschwengel Dicker Lümmel gutes (or bestes) Stück Piephahn Hammer Oschi Mottek That's enough for now.

baldjeanfriede -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 11:54:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster Glied Riemen Pimmel Schnäbi, as in "Schnäbi messen per Geodreieck," http://www.heute-online.ch/wissen/play/artikel47418 (now there's a headline you don't see every day) quote: ORIGINAL: baldjeanfriede Let's add some German expressions for a change: Schwanz Steifer Lustschwengel Dicker Lümmel gutes (or bestes) Stück Piephahn Hammer Oschi Mottek That's enough for now. "Glied" is what you will find in books like "Woher kommen die kleinen Buben und Mädchen?" ("Where do the little boys and girls come from?") [;)] [;)]

FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 12:03:37 PM)
How retarded do you have to be to continue to live with the person you could not stand to be married to one more day? I would NEVER trust my ex to continue to live in the same house without one of us accidentally killing the other. M

LaMspeach -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 12:04:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster Yay let's turn this into a slang-word-for-penis thread. Off the top of my head ... dick cock dong head prick pecker member rod shaft stiffy stalk tool bone, boner, etc. knob wood, woody, etc. wang wiener sausage meat, manmeat, etc. jones johnson willy shlong shmendrick shmuck junk skin flute ... and of couse the infamous tallywhacker Master, You forgot some..... El Presidente [sm=banana.gif] women pleaser g spot finder

kittinSol -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 12:13:47 PM)
HOT NEWS! HOT NEWS! Phallic retribution! In an absurd twist of fate, a man bit his girlfriend's Python (huh... this didin't come out like it should have... huh...): quote: Man accused of biting girlfriend's snake. Shane Cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in Belfast High Court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, Coleen McGleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python Aug. 4. McGleenon's lawyers said he headbutted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. "Your snake tasted lovely," he was quoted as saying. Cooke's lawyer, Adrian Higgins, said his client admitted both offenses and had attacked the snake because he knew his girlfriend loved it. He said Cooke, from the border village of Keady, had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack. Associated Press (That figures.)

SatanInHeels -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 12:20:46 PM)
Ooooo Kinky!!!!

mistoferin -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 12:38:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: philosophy i seriously doubt that a story in which a man set fire to his ex-wifes virgina would have got so many humorous responses......... I've actually had my vagina set on fire a few times, and yup, even by an ex.....and I really liked it!

samboct -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 1:20:20 PM)
Maybe he was bragging to his ex that he had a date with Ann Coulter and she was just making sure he wouldn't get frostbite.

popeye1250 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 2:45:37 PM)
False alarm. I thought this was another story about Bill and Hillary Clinton.

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