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Politesub53 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 3:01:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Satyr6406 I've always liked the Brit term "Todger" (I hope I spelled it right) Peace and comfort, Michael Perfect spelling Satyr..... a slight variation also used is Tadger. Anyhow here is a Todger story making the news this week. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 5:42:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 quote: ORIGINAL: Satyr6406 I've always liked the Brit term "Todger" (I hope I spelled it right) Peace and comfort, Michael Perfect spelling Satyr..... a slight variation also used is Tadger. Anyhow here is a Todger story making the news this week. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/ Polite...I laughed so hard I splorted green tea all over my monitor from the visual of that story.

adoracat -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 5:47:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: baldjeanfriede The question also is how reliable this story is; maybe it is nothing more than an urban legend. After all, there are no names given at all. Even an agency like Reuters is not immune to falling for that. A true story that happened when I (Friede) was a kid and lived in Germany: There was a woman that was regularly beaten up by her husband, a co-worker of my father. One day she sneaked up on him from behind and hit his head with a heavy cast-iron frying pan. The man survived with a broken skull, and it was amazing how he changed. He suddenly became very docile; what's more, he developed the habit of looking fearfully behind him every now and then, as if he was afraid she might be sneaking up on him again for another dose of the same. my MIL's grandmother fled italy in the 20's to escape murder charges. she found her husband had cheated on her, let him come home and fall asleep....unscrewed the huge round ball on the headboard of their brass bed, and knocked him across the head with it. fled in the night with their two children, came to america and settled down... she found out from her relatives that he survived the blow, went on to marry the mistress.....who poisoned him when he cheated on HER. interesting stuff. kitten

adoracat -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 5:51:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMaam How retarded do you have to be to continue to live with the person you could not stand to be married to one more day? I would NEVER trust my ex to continue to live in the same house without one of us accidentally killing the other. M in russia, there is a severe housing shortage. i'm not surprised that neither one could find alternate housing solutions. kitten, who actually lived with her ex for over 5 months after the divorce was final....just in separate bedrooms

Politesub53 -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 5:53:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 quote: ORIGINAL: Satyr6406 I've always liked the Brit term "Todger" (I hope I spelled it right) Peace and comfort, Michael Perfect spelling Satyr..... a slight variation also used is Tadger. Anyhow here is a Todger story making the news this week. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/ Polite...I laughed so hard I splorted green tea all over my monitor from the visual of that story. Hahaha Ma`am....Something else to blame me for..... See what happens when we get all politically correct. The government bans us from shooting them from cannons and they go and do stuff like this, due to boredom. [:D]

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 5:54:01 PM)
maybe she was looking for some "hot sex" <GRINZ>

mnottertail -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 5:57:51 PM)
well, a woman sets my peener on fire, shes gonna be hot boxing that motherfucker before the night is over. Ron(a man of limited patience)

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 6:00:33 PM)
I got it...I got it...she wanted a "hot dog" LOL

iwannapullurhair -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 6:22:15 PM)
Oh the humanity! I bet she still gets another man and no jail sentence to speak of. That Bobbit woman found another man-That guy is fucking crazy!

Lordandmaster -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 9:12:39 PM)
If things are really so hard over there, maybe she was just trying to save on hot dogs. quote: ORIGINAL: adoracat in russia, there is a severe housing shortage. i'm not surprised that neither one could find alternate housing solutions.

kiyari -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 9:27:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMaam How retarded do you have to be to continue to live with the person you could not stand to be married to one more day? I would NEVER trust my ex to continue to live in the same house without one of us accidentally killing the other. M "accidentally" [:D] They continued to share a small flat, "something common in Russia, where property costs are very high." Hmm... so neither were willing to 'move out', or was one of them ignoring the order to do so? I would expect, for a divorce, that 'common living quarters' would have been addressed.

kiyari -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 9:33:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail well, a woman sets my peener on fire, shes gonna be hot boxing that motherfucker before the night is over. Ron(a man of limited patience) Ooh... well, that certainly ought to show 'em [sm=ugh.gif] (yowtchies all 'round... and maybe ought be flag at half-mast for a bit)

FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/24/2007 10:24:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: iwannapullurhair Oh the humanity! I bet she still gets another man and no jail sentence to speak of. That Bobbit woman found another man-That guy is fucking crazy! What, you haven't heard about castration fantasies/kink?! [sm=shake.gif] quote: adoracat i'm not surprised that neither one could find alternate housing solutions. kitten, who actually lived with her ex for over 5 months after the divorce was final....just in separate bedrooms This is one of those situations I cannot fathom, but than again, I've never lived in a place where I had no friends/family I could turn to when in dire straights. M

adoracat -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/25/2007 12:03:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster If things are really so hard over there, maybe she was just trying to save on hot dogs. quote: ORIGINAL: adoracat in russia, there is a severe housing shortage. i'm not surprised that neither one could find alternate housing solutions. giggling hard and hot dogs in the same sentence! kitten, who had a middle school moment, there

adoracat -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/25/2007 12:06:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMaam quote: adoracat i'm not surprised that neither one could find alternate housing solutions. kitten, who actually lived with her ex for over 5 months after the divorce was final....just in separate bedrooms This is one of those situations I cannot fathom, but than again, I've never lived in a place where I had no friends/family I could turn to when in dire straights. M my family lived in texas and virginia, we were in ohio.....that way i still got to see our daughter daily, and when he moved with her out of state, i moved in with friends. it was ugly all round. kitten, who's glad that is over 15 years in the past now

MaDomAura -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/25/2007 1:31:07 AM)
Perhaps she hoped he'd plump.. You know "Ball Park Franks - They plump when you cook 'em". Say, was ex-hubby named frank? Also reminds me of a slang term - Tube Steak, smothered in underwear. MaDom Aura "I definitely smell a pork product of some kind." Garth in Wanye's World

FullfigRIMaam -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/25/2007 1:43:28 AM)
LOLOL [sm=biggrin.gif] M

JustSomeDom -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/25/2007 10:43:50 AM)
I completely understand the need to remain under the same roof after a divorce. In my own situation, the idea was to make the post-marital period bearable, and that takes twice as much work as when there is an assumed romantic attraction still going on. The legalitieas are vague in such situations, and each partner has to work extra hard to survive and thrive. JSD

mnottertail -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/25/2007 10:51:18 AM)
Hey little girl is your daddy home Did he go away and leave you all alone I got a bad desire I'm on fire Tell me now baby is he good to you Can he do to you the things that I do I can take you higher I'm on fire Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head Only you can cool my desire I'm on fire

LivingInSin -> RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire (8/25/2007 11:23:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: iwannapullurhair Oh the humanity! I bet she still gets another man and no jail sentence to speak of. That Bobbit woman found another man-That guy is fucking crazy! maybe he enjoys the rush of not knowing if all his body parts will still be attatched in the morning?

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