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MadRabbit -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:16:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Boucanier

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ORIGINAL: MadRabbit

The words of a man who has clearly worked in the "buisness".


Not for long, but getting the hang of it real quick.  I found it late, but took to it like a duck to water.... or a Dom/me to a paddle.



The hardest part is not letting the nature of it kill your passion. I am a burn out now. I've hung up my chef coat and layed to rest my knives. Pursueing a career with money in it and actually hours I can fathom. Cooking is reserved for my own private kitchen where I can enjoy it fully with out the burdens of a buisness restricting the art.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:19:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mcpuss

It’s a very serious question…if a woman can’t or will not cook for a man, then what did the man actually married ?…a P**** ?



Some of Us are worshipped for more than Our ability to cook. We aren't all subs.

Sidenote: Boxcar recipe

1 1/2 oz Gin
1 oz Triple Sec
1/2 tsp Grenadine
1 tsp Lemon Juice
1 egg white

Shake in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a chilled Sour glass.

Does anyone have an egg? The one on the OP's face appears to be unusable.

I've always believed in the idiom of "Grasp a man by his balls and his heart and mind will follow."




mbes -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:20:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mcpuss

It’s a very serious question…if a woman can’t or will not cook for a man, then what did the man actually married ?…a P**** ?

“The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach “…LOL

My, you're missing so much! We women are also good for childbearing, childrearing, laundry, cleaning, sewing, mending... a whole host of necessities!
Thanks for the laugh! [:D]
Oh, and yes, I do all those things, although I've noticed if I wait long enough, the shirt goes out of style before I get the buttons back on. That way, I don't have to do it! [;)]




Boucanier -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:21:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mcpuss

It’s a very serious question…



And for all the humor in the responses, you'll see a serious answer.  Part of it was the fact that you insulted a hell of a lot of good cooks who happen to be men.

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if a woman can’t or will not cook for a man, then what did the man actually married ?…a P**** ?



Well, that's a damned good question.  What DID he marry?  What did he learn about her before he married her?  What qualities did he look for?  Or did he bother doing that?  If not, then yeah, all he bothered to marry was a p****, and he could have saved himself a lot of headache and money by going to the Mustang Ranch instead -- they charge by the visit, not half your assets.  If the ability to cook for you was one of the qualities you seek in a woman, you should look into that BEFORE taking her on.  If not, you've got noone but yourself to bitch to about it.

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“The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach “…LOL


Maybe for a shallow glutton of a man who lets his stomach rule him, but for some of us, the way to our hearts is a hell of a lot more twisted a path.






Cyntilating -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:23:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Phin

I am diving for cover, because this one is going to get ugly...

   laughing!!




Lashra -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:24:43 PM)

I am a Dominant female and sometimes I cook if I feel like it. My male sub LOVES to cook and so I let him do it as often as he wishes. No the kitchen is no longer a womans "place" it belongs to anyone who can and will cook. Clean up however is his duty[;)]

~Lashra




givemyall -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:30:46 PM)

I have the recipe for dimdom sweetbreads if anyone wants it




Boucanier -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:32:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MadRabbit

The hardest part is not letting the nature of it kill your passion. I am a burn out now. I've hung up my chef coat and layed to rest my knives. Pursueing a career with money in it and actually hours I can fathom. Cooking is reserved for my own private kitchen where I can enjoy it fully with out the burdens of a buisness restricting the art.


I'm coming in from the other end -- spent my adult life in dead end jobs that did nothing more than pay the bills and make me pray for weekends, vacation, and retirement or death.  That included 3 layoffs from jobs in 1 industry in 5 years.  I finally accepted that I'm not going to win the lottery, and if I'm going to have anything like a life for the next 20 years or so, I need to find a way to get paid to do something I enjoy.  Voila!




BitaTruble -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:36:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mcpuss

Cooking is considered to be a females responsibility & duty in a relationship.


[sm=hair.gif] You mean in 'your' relationship, right?
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So…if a submissive women thus not want to cook for her man, will this make her disobedient or just a typical modern woman ?...LOL


Maybe it just means she can't cook, hates to cook, doesn't have time to cook or maybe she's in a relationship where she weilds the whip and makes the man cook!

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Are there still any submissive ladies who can also cook ?...


Of course and there are submissive men who cook and dominant men who cook and dominant women who cook. It, truly, takes all kinds. Cooking is, simply, not gender specific.

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you know any woman can suck a D***


Not true. Lots of folks have TMJ and don't have the capability of sucking d***. (How cute is it that he used ***?)

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but to find one who also will feed her man…LOL


Oh, we're out here for sure but a lot of us have been snatched up because we're just so damn good in the kitchen. [:D]

Celeste




slaveish -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:43:01 PM)

And then there are those of us who have been banished from the kitchen because the attempts are so completely absymal. Ah well. There's always cereal.




LadyPact -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:45:33 PM)

I'll take one of those Boxcars, Ms Jo.
 
If you think this one was entertaining...... try the other thread the OP started.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:45:52 PM)

yes i'm submissive and can cook as well as suck cock ...however (and this is where i'm going to get brutally blunt on your narrowminded "domly" self) it's NOT a submissive job. where does it say in the twue BDSM handbook that cooking is a female submissive's job? i would like to know and please quote exact scripture and verse please.

i know other men who cook professionally and non-professionally ...Daddy is one of them ...oh yeah - He's a dom so does that make Him a "submissive" because He enjoys cooking? remember each D/s dynamic is different ...not all female submissives cook and others do. you may consider it to be your opinion (keyword here - o p i n i o n) that it's a woman's job and responsibility as it's my opinion that it's not. 




Boucanier -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:47:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveish

And then there are those of us who have been banished from the kitchen because the attempts are so completely absymal. Ah well. There's always cereal.


You seem less than heartbroken about that....




slaveish -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:51:04 PM)

One must know one's limitations, Boucanier. ~whistling nonchalantly~




DarkDaddyZ -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:51:15 PM)

In my household, I'm the better cook so big occasions etc I cook.




Boucanier -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:53:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveish

One must know one's limitations...


And a truly wise person plays to them.  ;-)




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 2:58:34 PM)


Theres a reason you are single.
I CAN cook.  I choose not to. Angel cooks, and fairly well.
If a submissive women cooks poorly, and her Dominant parter cooks well, only s astupid man would eat poorly prepared food just out of principle. 
Sadly, I believe you are serious, and if you are just marrying for culinary abilities I feel very sorry for your other half.  I have a whole different set of stnadards for my partners. Personality, looks, intelligence... Cooking wasnt part of the deal, just a happy perk.

DV

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ORIGINAL: mcpuss

It’s a very serious question…if a woman can’t or will not cook for a man, then what did the man actually married ?…a P**** ?

“The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach “…LOL




LaTigresse -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 3:00:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mcpuss

Cooking is considered to be a females responsibility & duty in a relationship.
So…if a submissive women thus not want to cook for her man, will this make her disobedient or just a typical modern woman ?...LOL
Are there still any submissive ladies who can also cook ?...you know any woman can suck a D*** but to find one who also will feed her man…LOL


Hmmmmm, this is funny. Not as funny as Domiguys serenades to Bob but funny.

So, tell me, what about a dominant woman that could give a shit about the "man in her life" concept and sure as hell isn't going to suck one's dick, but loves to cook for any willing group of victims she can gather together?

Oh, and there really are better ways to get to a man's heart I'm told. Richard Kuklinski said, all it takes is a really good sharp knife.





slaveish -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 3:03:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Boucanier

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ORIGINAL: slaveish

One must know one's limitations...


And a truly wise person plays to them.  ;-)



~offering Boucanier a bowl of granola~

~with milk, even~

My skills seem to be improving ...




patwi -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 3:04:51 PM)

Psst...slaveish...don't forget about easymac and hamburger helper.




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