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charmdpetKeira -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 5:18:44 PM)
Ya know; my ex-mother-in-law thought this same way, which is why she offered to let me use her stove to bake my husband (at the time) a birthday cake one year. I said “Hell, no; if dumbass isn’t smart enough to fill the propane tank so our stove is working; he ain’t getting any freakin’ cake. Wow, I feel sooo much better now that I’ve gotten that off my chest. Thanks for the opportunity. k

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:02:53 PM)
my ex told me years ago....men are easy....full belly and empty balls and a remote-theyre happy..... i find it to be true most days too.....

missturbation -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:05:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mcpuss Cooking is considered to be a females responsibility & duty in a relationship. quote: It is? quote: So…if a submissive women thus not want to cook for her man, will this make her disobedient or just a typical modern woman ?...LOL quote: Not wanting to do something does not a disobedient sub make! quote: Are there still any submissive ladies who can also cook ?...you know any woman can suck a D* but to find one who also will feed her man…LOL I can't cook and don't want to learn either. Yes any one woman can suck cock, but not every woman can suck cock well!!**

charmdpetKeira -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:13:55 PM)
Funny, she pretty much said that too; only I had a problem with his apparent need to empty his balls throughout the Lakes Region and how many re-runs of “Startrek” must one be subjected to before it can be considered abuse? k

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:14:57 PM)
Oh bloody hell. Who unfroze this guy from the dark ages? On a positive note, we obviously managed to perfect the cryogenic technique where we can defrost the dinosaurs successfully. If I wasn't so hell bent on earning my handcuffs, I'd have just let this one go with a shake of my head. Though I feel compelled to point out that the best chefs I know are men. I think MC needs to pull his head out of his Puss and wake up to this century.

AquaticSub -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:16:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: charmdpetKeira Ya know; my ex-mother-in-law thought this same way, which is why she offered to let me use her stove to bake my husband (at the time) a birthday cake one year. I said “Hell, no; if dumbass isn’t smart enough to fill the propane tank so our stove is working; he ain’t getting any freakin’ cake. Wow, I feel sooo much better now that I’ve gotten that off my chest. Thanks for the opportunity. k Wow. That was beautiful. Thank you for sharing.

instynctive -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:19:48 PM)
She baked her husband? Gross.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:29:55 PM)
baked alaskan husband sounds delicious for dinner right now <weg>

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:32:11 PM)
Blackened redpuss sounds better.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:39:43 PM)
this just came to me - i wonder how op could survive living in Alaska so long without a woman to cook for him and suck his cock

charmdpetKeira -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:45:00 PM)
quote: She baked her husband? No, but I did almost skewer him with the stake knife he threw at me; when I threw it back. What? I thought he wanted to play catch. ;) k

LadyIce -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 6:54:24 PM)
I love to cook, I even cook for my submissive IF he cleans the whole house. Fair exchange is no robbery.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 7:31:27 PM)
This is the second topic that mcpuss started but never responded back to. Hmm...Baked Troll?

celticlord2112 -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 7:37:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: adoracat quote: ORIGINAL: mcpuss “The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach “…LOL maybe so, but through the ribcage is a MUCH more direct path..... kitten, who smiles what her sissy calls the "not-smile" Actually the left armpit provides the best approach..only soft tissue...no bones to navigate

AquaticSub -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 9:39:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance This is the second topic that mcpuss started but never responded back to. Hmm...Baked Troll? But will there be another one?

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/25/2007 10:16:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance This is the second topic that mcpuss started but never responded back to. Hmm...Baked Troll? But will there be another one? I hope so. I need another 40+ posts to earn my coveted handcuffs and short snipes are the quickest way to that goal. Though I admit I've had a few pangs of guilt over being unkind towards someone. I'm usually only this bitchy after negotiating what the masochist actually WANTS.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/26/2007 12:19:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twicehappy2x quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck Why a P(a)inot Noir of course! Or perhaps a Boxcar would be appropriate for cocktails. Try this one, it is called a Belaying Pin. Put ice in a glass. In a shaker add 1 oz each of the following; Apricot Brandy Kahlua Ammaretto Captain Morgan Any good Vodka Stir then pour over the ice. Yummy. Are you trying to kill Me? 5 shots of alcohol in one glass? You do realize I'm not as young as I used to be right? I thought the Boxcar was the correct cocktail when watching a trainwreck. What? Too matchy matchy?

Twicehappy2x -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/26/2007 5:02:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck Are you trying to kill Me? 5 shots of alcohol in one glass? You do realize I'm not as young as I used to be right? I thought the Boxcar was the correct cocktail when watching a trainwreck. What? Too matchy matchy? Lol, you may be right, a boxcar might be just the thing. A Belaying Pin is what Scooter sips when we are playing NWN together. The buzz must be conducive to killing kobalds.

e01n -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/27/2007 6:01:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mcpuss: Cooking is considered to be a females responsibility & duty in a relationship. Given that your profile says that "fine dining" is a dislike for you, I must agree... Feel free to enjoy eating all the crap food that you can con some witless tart to make for you that tastes like caribou dung. It's not just her love of you that would prompt this - nay, indeed, she'd consider it almost a Holy Mission... Personally, I blame attitudes like yours for the decline of America over the last 44 years... And if SDFD isn't going to drink hers, toss her boxcar my way. Danke schoen...

FullCircle -> RE: Women & Cooking (8/27/2007 7:40:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mcpuss Cooking is considered to be a females responsibility & duty in a relationship. So…if a submissive women thus not want to cook for her man, will this make her disobedient or just a typical modern woman ?...LOL Are there still any submissive ladies who can also cook ?...you know any woman can suck a D*** but to find one who also will feed her man…LOL I’m not going to fall for this obvious ploy at courting controversy. All I will add is that most Chefs traditionally seem to be male.

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