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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:05:33 PM

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So, tell me, what about a dominant woman that could give a shit about the "man in her life" concept and sure as hell isn't going to suck one's dick, but loves to cook for any willing group of victims she can gather together?

You've been watching The Barefoot Contessa, haven't you?

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:06:48 PM

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One must know one's limitations...

And a truly wise person plays to them. ;-)

~offering Boucanier a bowl of granola~

~with milk, even~

My skills seem to be improving ...

What next, fresh fruit? We'll make a Commi out of you yet!

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:08:11 PM

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i cooked damn near every day of my marriage-stopping to get take out would get me cussed at and called names.....so when he left-i took a break.....

i miss cooking sometimes, but its hard to find the motivation to cook for only me(and the kid when hes here).....

i have found many men like to cook, and ill do dishes any time......

i feed 275 kids 2 meals a day at work.......time i get home, gimme some yogurt or cereal and im good......

hell, if he can cook well, ill suck his dick while he cooks-long as no hot oil can splatter on mah sensitive head........

what was the question?

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:08:20 PM

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Psst...slaveish...don't forget about easymac and hamburger helper.

That requires reading very tiny print and my eyes are aging along with the rest of me.

Damn, it's a wonder I'm not snapped up already ain't it???

~trying to figure out how to open one of those tubes of refrigerator rolls~

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:09:43 PM

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So, tell me, what about a dominant woman that could give a shit about the "man in her life" concept and sure as hell isn't going to suck one's dick, but loves to cook for any willing group of victims she can gather together?

You've been watching The Barefoot Contessa, haven't you?

No, I don't think I have ever watched it. BUT, I do miss "The Two Fat Ladies". I never really wanted to copy any of their recipes but they were so damned much fun!

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:11:09 PM

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What next, fresh fruit? We'll make a Commi out of you yet!

How fresh? Do I have to go ... uh ... you know ... pick it? ~preparing her delicate hands excuse~

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:14:08 PM

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You've been watching The Barefoot Contessa, haven't you?

No, I don't think I have ever watched it. BUT, I do miss "The Two Fat Ladies". I never really wanted to copy any of their recipes but they were so damned much fun!

Too bad, your description of yourself reminded me of her. :-)

I never got to watch the Two Fat Ladies, we didn't have cable when they were on. But I have always held to the adage, "Never trust a skinny chef".

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:14:32 PM

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Never mind. I began a rather involved post and then realized it was a lost cause.

Phin...I think popcorn may be in order. Perhaps some wine and cheese as well for the train wreck to come.

Girl did you read the profile of this new Master

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P.S. He’s not really in to BD/SM

It's very honest really, in that he's looking for a slave. I like this kind of directness actually.
Signed: The Goddess who doesn't coook, and will still take her slave unneutered please!

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:15:23 PM

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Cooking is a hard limit for me. I hire a cleaning woman to clean as well. I have never once, EVER been accused of being less submissive because of my inability and lack of desire to cook. I either had the Dom cook or we ordered in or made reservations. No one complained about that one lacking skill.

I am not a domestic Goddess, I save the skills for the bedroom.

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:17:45 PM

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What next, fresh fruit? We'll make a Commi out of you yet!

How fresh? Do I have to go ... uh ... you know ... pick it? ~preparing her delicate hands excuse~

Hmmm..... I hadn't thought of that one, and given I live in orchard country (Oregon), I COULD require that. But I think we'll stick to seeing how well you peel and slice what someone else as picked. ;-)

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:23:36 PM

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Cooking is considered to be a females responsibility & duty in a relationship.
So…if a submissive women thus not want to cook for her man, will this make her disobedient or just a typical modern woman ?...LOL
Are there still any submissive ladies who can also cook ?...you know any woman can suck a D*** but to find one who also will feed her man…LOL

Excuse me? Since when did this come into effect? Frankly cooking for one's man is mostly a pleasure and a "duty" many of us submissives do enjoy especially when we enjoy cooking and know how to cook. I'd like to know why if cooking is a woman's resposibilty, yet most of the finer restaurants and dining places, the chef's are male. I am more then happy to cook my Dom a great meal and then turn right around and suck his cock! 'nuff said.

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 3:33:00 PM

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interesting point, bear

i wonder if the op could answer that question - if cooking's a woman's responsibility (and a submissive's job), then why are most chefs are men? would that make them submissive too? however then again, it would because he believe all men are dominant while all women are submissive ...i'm so damn confused...

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 4:06:37 PM

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I can cook, and I love to cook, and I can cook my ass off.
I have taken a few cooking courses, and I have even won a few small
cooking contests.
One of my places is always in the kitchen.

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 4:24:06 PM

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No woman is taking away my goddamn kitchen!

Can she at least beg for permission to make cookies?

That's baking, that's different. Any chef will tell you, patissiers are weird. Very rare is the chef who's also a baker, or vice versa.

That could explain my trouble cooking. I love baking and I seem to be pretty good at it. I do want to take a class to learn more though.

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 4:25:12 PM

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It’s a very serious question…if a woman can’t or will not cook for a man, then what did the man actually married ?…a P**** ?

“The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach “…LOL

Well I assume the man was smart enough to figure out if the woman could, or would, cook to his standards before they got married. Otherwise I'd just call him an idiot.

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 4:27:30 PM

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Why a P(a)inot Noir of course! Or perhaps a Boxcar would be appropriate for cocktails.

Try this one, it is called a Belaying Pin.

Put ice in a glass. In a shaker add 1 oz each of the following;

Apricot Brandy
Kahlua
Ammaretto
Captain Morgan
Any good Vodka

Stir then pour over the ice. Yummy.

< Message edited by Twicehappy2x -- 8/25/2007 4:28:03 PM >

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 4:29:48 PM

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Cooking is considered to be a females responsibility & duty in a relationship.

According to??? And actually, i can suck c*** like no other AND i can cook anything He wants as well... not because it's my "responsibility & duty" but because i like to take care of Him when i get a chance.

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 4:34:30 PM

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It’s a very serious question…if a woman can’t or will not cook for a man, then what did the man actually married ?…a P**** ?

“The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach “…LOL

Obviously if He knew in advance... DUH!!! You say that like it's a bad thing...

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 5:08:16 PM

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“The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach “…LOL

maybe so, but through the ribcage is a MUCH more direct path.....

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RE: Women & Cooking - 8/25/2007 5:18:33 PM

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i'm not entirely sure that Mistress even knows where the kitchen is, let alone cook in it. *g* Although in fairness i don't think i would be very good at sucking cock.

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