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euphemisms - 8/25/2007 9:29:37 PM   
LDRandAstarte


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Status: offline 		What are your favorite euphemisms?

Post your euphemism.
The next poster posts his/her guess as to what your euphemism is in reference to.
Then he/she posts her favorite euphemism.



Here we go'

"Sneezed in my pants"

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RE: euphemisms - 8/27/2007 4:21:28 AM   
e01n


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"Want some coffee?"

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RE: euphemisms - 8/27/2007 5:30:21 AM   
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RE: euphemisms - 8/27/2007 5:35:17 AM   
e01n


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"Lemon curry?" - but only if dressed as a Viking...

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RE: euphemisms - 8/27/2007 5:45:26 PM   
e01n


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Status: offline 		ah, e01n - not only is it a Monty Python reference, you must be referring to some form of watersports as well...

Very good, evil e01n - you are on to me... but how about this: "Dirty Pasquale"?

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RE: euphemisms - 8/28/2007 1:49:53 PM   
LDRandAstarte


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quote:

ORIGINAL: e01n

The unfortunate concidence of male arousal and a belt sander?



Concidence; Huh? what the heck is concidence? And male arousal and a belt sa... What!?!?! never mind I don't think I want to know!

Sneezing in your pants, is a fart!

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RE: euphemisms - 8/28/2007 2:20:39 PM   
e01n


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Status: offline 		Ah, but it still remains: what is a "Dirty Pasquale"?

see, the game is so much more fun when you don't explain what it *really* means...

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RE: euphemisms - 8/28/2007 2:25:07 PM   
LDRandAstarte


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ORIGINAL: e01n
Ah, but it still remains: what is a "Dirty Pasquale"?


A rim job?

"A stinky willie""  scratching your ass then rubbing your finger under someones nose 

< Message edited by LDRandAstarte -- 8/28/2007 2:27:45 PM >

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RE: euphemisms - 8/28/2007 2:33:58 PM   
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"can of cereal"

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RE: euphemisms - 8/28/2007 4:37:33 PM   
e01n


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"glasses girl"?

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RE: euphemisms - 8/28/2007 8:19:13 PM   
Mikal


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RE: euphemisms - 8/28/2007 8:23:14 PM   
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quote:

"You're AWOLing it this morning..."


Doing a platoon before noon.

"she gave me a Leona Helmsley and it was WILD"

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RE: euphemisms - 8/29/2007 7:10:36 AM   
e01n


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"achieving enlightenment"?

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RE: euphemisms - 8/29/2007 7:17:34 AM   
GhitaAmati


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and a can of cereal is a beer....you know...grain...ina can...oh nevermind.....

"monkey licks"

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RE: euphemisms - 8/29/2007 8:45:56 AM   
e01n


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Status: offline 		a reference to a more disturbing version of http://timwouldlickit.com/ ?

and luv, what you're describing is a "fizzy barley soda"

"If I could shit out my cock..."

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RE: euphemisms - 8/29/2007 8:59:59 AM   
GhitaAmati


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"fast food"

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RE: euphemisms - 8/29/2007 9:17:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		i don't have any euphemisms but George Carlin's opinons on them is funny.. you should read his books

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RE: euphemisms - 8/29/2007 9:31:10 AM   
e01n


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Fast Food - a rushed episode of oral pleasuring, possibly with salt and ketchup involved?

"If 6 were 9..."

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RE: euphemisms - 8/29/2007 11:04:39 AM   
HotFaerieMama


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RE: euphemisms - 8/29/2007 5:44:56 PM   
e01n


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Status: offline 		no - you buy 2 drinks each for all of us. That's 2 drink penalty!

lemmesee - If 6 were 9 - means I'd do X, but only if gravity were to suddenly reverse itself. I.E. ain't gonna happen.

"It's a mystery that's beyond your grade..."?

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