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murmur -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 4:32:08 AM)
careful with that sleeping thing...you wouldnt let your mouth wander open too long... what is that saying? in your life, you are to eat about 10-15 spiders while sleeping? good dreams evil laugh

KMsAngel -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 6:52:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: murmur careful with that sleeping thing...you wouldnt let your mouth wander open too long... what is that saying? in your life, you are to eat about 10-15 spiders while sleeping? good dreams evil laugh [:o] you are an evil evil person... (spitting watermelon seeds at you)

instynctive -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 6:53:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] OK.. what about the daddy long legs that was in my freaking shower? That was Me.. spying on You... ;-) quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel i've got two of them spying on me. i figurere as long as they stay where i can see them, that's ok. if they get within arms reach, that's far too close and they're toast. preferabbly by vacuum cleaner so i don't have to get too close. and those are amongst the most HARMLESS here.... insty, ur so right. men are very good for spidey relocation. can i call u next time i see a huntsman? I insist on it, but you'd better have a batch o' tim tams! :-) quote: ORIGINAL: Twicehappy2x Scooter came in and declared, that bug of yours is really friendly. So i told him the mantis has a thing for hair. If you let him (which i do) he will sit on your shoulder and use his forelegs to groom your hair. Oh that is TOO cool.... then again, maybe it's looking for other bugs to eat.. ;-) quote: ORIGINAL: murmur careful with that sleeping thing...you wouldnt let your mouth wander open too long... what is that saying? in your life, you are to eat about 10-15 spiders while sleeping? good dreams evil laugh Yup and there are like 2,000 different species of miscroscopic bugs living in your eyebrows.. ;-)

cuffnspankme -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 6:58:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: instynctive quote: ORIGINAL: cuffnspankme Spiders are caught and released in my house. My UM will come and get me if she sees one that its the type we put out to catch it then she carries the cups outside and lets it go. Very brave for being 8. Some we just let live in the house, depends on how much they creep me out. It's kinda funny because I always joke that any man can be replaced with a monkey and a vibrator... but I know My "job" will always be safe since I am a Spider Relocation Specialist.... ;-) Whats funny is I have been able to handle spiders better then some of the men I have known. It was my "job" to relocate them, I refused to kill them.

KMsAngel -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 7:15:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: instynctive I insist on it, but you'd better have a batch o' tim tams! :-) NOT a problem...

SimplyMichael -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 8:33:01 AM)
Imagine being tied down, seriously immobile and gagged tightly where you can't even mumble. The room is dark and you feel jars being placed in several places on your body. Then the lights come on and those jars are filled with spiders and not just any spiders, great big black widows with those fat glossy bodies. Then, one by one, the lids to those jars are removed...then you are blindfolded and it gets really bad as you feel the jars lifted and then feel something small drop onto your body and then begin to move.

missturbation -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 8:36:05 AM)
Every spider i have ever come across has wanted to eat me alive. I soooo dont like them. I do have fond memories of the song insy winsy spider though [:)]

LadySeraphina -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 8:49:39 AM)
I've always liked spiders, but my boy is afeared of them. Snakes too, and lizards. And bats - I'd like a bat. So nothing interesting for me, except the four ferrets and Ragdoll Feline Goddess. This summer we were volunteering at the Calgary Folk Music Festival, and as we were having lunch one day, I saw movement from the corner of my eye - I looked down, and I had the biggest harvester spider (daddy longlegs) I'd ever seen sitting on my lap. I left him there while I finished eating, then walked him onto my hand and released him out of the way where he was less likely to be trampled.

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 8:51:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael Imagine being tied down, seriously immobile and gagged tightly where you can't even mumble. The room is dark and you feel jars being placed in several places on your body. Then the lights come on and those jars are filled with spiders and not just any spiders, great big black widows with those fat glossy bodies. Then, one by one, the lids to those jars are removed...then you are blindfolded and it gets really bad as you feel the jars lifted and then feel something small drop onto your body and then begin to move. MICHAEL! That's really not even a bit funny.. Sir..

subinmaine2 -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 8:58:32 AM)
okay Michael, i imagined it...and i imagine Sir would be calling the coroner's office to remove His deceased sub...lol shudder...oh, BTW, Sir? i ummmm....came across another one of those "spitting/jumping" monsters...it was in the sink...it's now in the drain, i drowned it [:-] Sorry but it wouldn't let me wash the dishes and there's no WAY i was going near that sucker!

LadySeraphina -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 9:01:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael Imagine being tied down, seriously immobile and gagged tightly where you can't even mumble. The room is dark and you feel jars being placed in several places on your body. Then the lights come on and those jars are filled with spiders and not just any spiders, great big black widows with those fat glossy bodies. Then, one by one, the lids to those jars are removed...then you are blindfolded and it gets really bad as you feel the jars lifted and then feel something small drop onto your body and then begin to move. I'm thinking - black widows are safely removed, then small, harmless spiders are dropped onto the unsuspecting sub. Nice mindfuck!

cuffnspankme -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 9:04:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael Imagine being tied down, seriously immobile and gagged tightly where you can't even mumble. The room is dark and you feel jars being placed in several places on your body. Then the lights come on and those jars are filled with spiders and not just any spiders, great big black widows with those fat glossy bodies. Then, one by one, the lids to those jars are removed...then you are blindfolded and it gets really bad as you feel the jars lifted and then feel something small drop onto your body and then begin to move. Ok, that is just downright mean and caused even me who doesn't really mind spiders to freak out a lil...

instynctive -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 9:12:52 AM)
Michael, You are My new personal hero...

cuffnspankme -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 9:14:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: instynctive Michael, You are My new personal hero... I don't like you anymore...nope, nah uh...see if I come to play with you...

SimplyMichael -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 9:54:33 AM)
Did I mention that moments after that thing that fell began to move, you heard an almost non verbal "oops" and then "oh shit"....

GhitaAmati -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 10:14:12 AM)
lol Michael.....uhm...when I go visit BSB, Im gonna make sure you arent there at the same time.... Down here in florida, we have banana spiders in the trees, they like to string their webs between two trees accross a path and catch small birds in their webs. They are generally dinner plate sized...... Inside my very old house, we have on average about 4 or 5 little brown house spiders in each room. They cut down on the bugs so I dont generally mind them too much. Bats are much better at getting rid of mosquitos though, but we have mosquitos that can stand on their back legs and fuck a cow...so we need bigger bats.... Every few months or so, we have to kill a brown recluse. If it was just me, Id probably just relocate the thing, but I am always terrified of one of them biting one of the babies. I got bit a few years ago and it was NOT pretty.... Our other bug problem is deer flies/yellow flies/horse flies.....I am in no way allergic to bees or wasps, but if I get bit by a fly, I start having breathing problems... Snakes, most snakes down here are ok....we have enough black racers to keep most of the poisonous ones away, but we have really aggressive water moccasins Oh, and we have these small glow in the dark scorpions...them little buggers feel like fire! I got bit on my left pinky while I was giving an ex Dom a blow job in the woods....He killed the thing but by the time Id finished the blow job my entire arm was swollen and turning a bit purple.....

instynctive -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 10:38:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati Oh, and we have these small glow in the dark scorpions...them little buggers feel like fire! I got bit on my left pinky while I was giving an ex Dom a blow job in the woods....He killed the thing but by the time Id finished the blow job my entire arm was swollen and turning a bit purple..... Why is it that was one of the sexiest things I've ever read? ;-)

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 11:54:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael Did I mention that moments after that thing that fell began to move, you heard an almost non verbal "oops" and then "oh shit".... suddenly, the helpless girl finds the strength to stand up on her tip toes and taking the entire table with her, gets the fuck out of Dodge![image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m28.gif[/image]

Tajj -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 12:18:17 PM)
I don't mind spiders outside. They eat other bugs, and they don't touch me, and that's good. In my college dorms, I didn't even mind them inside if they weren't too big; it's not MY house. At home, all bugs die. Daddy long legs are just creepy anywhere, though.

LaTigresse -> RE: Spiders.... (8/27/2007 1:08:49 PM)
Spiders are on the list of things I do not allow IN my house. They can survive quite well OUTside. If they come IN the house it is presumed they are suicidal and their wishes granted. This goes for anything that can be considered a bug, insect, whateverthefuckyouwannacallem! I don't do reptiles as pets either. They stink and are not good footwarmers when cuddling on the sofa in the winter to watch a movie.

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