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Turpentine :-) - 7/9/2005 9:33:10 PM

knees2you

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A little boy was sitting on the

curb with a gallon of turpentine

and shaking it up and watching

all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came

along and asked the little boy

what he had.

The little boy replied,
"This is the most powerful liquid in

the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said,
"No, the most powerful liquid in

the world is Holy Water. If you

take some of this Holy Water
and rub it on a pregnant women's

belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied,
"You take some of this here turpentine

and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass
a Harley Davidson."

Don't even think about it!!!

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RE: Turpentine :-) - 7/10/2005 1:18:22 PM

slinkyone

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lol funny

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RE: Turpentine :-) - 7/10/2005 1:32:07 PM

MasterBenedict

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(HAHAHAHAHA!!!... HAHAHA!!)
I'm now laughoming s'damned hard I'm getting a CRAMP!!
Thanks folks, (BADLY NEEDED STRESS break)

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If you can LAUGH at it you can live WITH it!

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RE: Turpentine :-) - 7/14/2005 1:37:32 PM

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HA HA HA!

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