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RE: Kinky Bloopers- you KNOW they happen - 8/29/2007 8:39:45 AM

LadyPact

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One of My most recent was at a club not too long ago. I had just purchased a light pair of red floggers and was 'initiating' them on a bottom who was tied to the cross. I'm slowly working on the build up and begin to work with both, starting a flourentine. As the intensity builds, I allow the handles to leave My hands, and have the leather straps around My fingers. Before I know it, during one of the circles drawing back with My right hand, snap, the strap breaks, and the flogger goes flying back to the on-lookers. Thankfully, it didn't smack anyone in the head.

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RE: Kinky Bloopers- you KNOW they happen - 8/29/2007 9:28:06 AM

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serves the rubber-neckers right~!

one particularly short Mistress in the Metro Detroit area was strutting with 8" heals to give her more prominance, she reared her cane back to give a especially heavy blow to one of her male submissives, and as she was fully reared back, all her weight back on her rear heel, yep, you guessed it, that 8" of heal let loose sending her ass over teapot. she starting hollaring for her subs to help her and was angry that the large fellow wasnt there immediately, seems She forgot She had him anchored at 4 or 6 points to the bench he was on.

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RE: Kinky Bloopers- you KNOW they happen - 8/29/2007 5:49:27 PM

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I'm wiggly when I get tied up. I can often slide out of most rope predicaments if I try hard enough.

It's not a good idea to do that when being suspended. I wound up dangling by one ankle for a few minutes while the top in the demo was trying to figure out how to untie it ("but cut my brand new hemp ropes? NOOOOO!")... Needless to say, I don't play with them anymore...

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RE: Kinky Bloopers- you KNOW they happen - 8/29/2007 8:29:18 PM

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a D/s couple I knew were planning to get married. The pastor was comming over to talk about or have pre martial counciling and fill out some required paperwork for that state. Problem was they forgot he was due over at like 11am on a tuesday. She was sitting wearing her collar with padlock *small Master lock, what else, huh?* when the kids announce that the pastor is here, (a his,hers deal) The Dominant gropes his pocket for the key only to drop it and have it do as someone else stated earlier, fall thru the grating of the heat and down into the duct. The spare? at his work, in his toolbox so it didnt "get lost"

Needless to say they hid her in the bedroom for 10 minutes while we fished the key out claiming the kids had put a hamster down into it instead , heh... soon as the key was recovered he went and unlocked her and they were able to do their bit with the pastor, I was still trying to get the hamster out of the duct while laughing My ass off.

Edit : late night grammar, eh!

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RE: Kinky Bloopers- you KNOW they happen - 8/29/2007 8:39:04 PM

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Per request of my Dom at the time, i was at an adult bookstore, and this guy picked me up there. We went outside to his truck, and he drove around to the other side of the store where there wasn't much traffic. i gave him head, so on and so forth, and then we drove back around to where my car was. i got out of his truck, and i walked in front of it, and while i was doing this, he took his foot off of the gas to reach down to pick up change that had fallen out of his pocket. Luckily, i made it out of the way, but he ran his truck right into the side of the bookstore.

i immediately left, leaving him to explain what had happened to the people working there at the store. i just laughed all the way home, imagining him telling his insurance company what had happened.

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RE: Kinky Bloopers- you KNOW they happen - 8/29/2007 8:40:02 PM

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Along the how arrogant can youpossibly get line of bloopers...
I am not big on play parties, but a friend of mine was hosting one for her birthday years ago. Being that she was my mentor I felt it was only right to attend. I was about the only one there not in fetish wear and with e collared submissive on a leash trailing me around.
Anyway, she had invited this one Dominant male who obviously thought wuite a bit of himself. He was flirting with every female there, collared or not. He was telling every Dom that objected thta if he didnt like the attention he shouldnt show off his property... the usual slappable jackass stuff.
When my friend got up and anounced that the spanking party was ready to commence, the Jackas was the first to jump up on stage to start on someone. He was in SKIN TIGHT leather and he was obviosuly a bit bigger than last time he had worn it, but he thought he looked good. A sub female agreed to allow him to spank her, and when he bent down to fasten the hand restraints on her... the poor leather pants gave up the ghost. Ripped stem to stern along the entire crotch seam.
And Mr. Domlier than thou was wearing a PINK THONG!
We still tell the story when she and I get together with lifestylers who werent at the party.

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RE: Kinky Bloopers- you KNOW they happen - 8/29/2007 8:51:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

And Mr. Domlier than thou was wearing a PINK THONG!
We still tell the story when she and I get together with lifestylers who werent at the party.

DV

what, You didn't want him to chaffe now did ya?

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RE: Kinky Bloopers- you KNOW they happen - 8/31/2007 10:02:56 AM

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I had one of my former filthy assistants just swing by my new office. This is the same one who would often respond to me calling out a dinner ticket with "I live to serve..." so he knows enough to joke around. So he comes over to bitch about the new boss (literally, the same as the old boss before me) and his policies to things...

We're restaurant people. We're just naturally kinky folks, even if not specifically into BDSM.

So the new boss comes into the walk-in refrigerator and finds 2 FAs having a grand old time sans clothes, one handcuffed on to the shelving unit bolted to the walls... In the moment of shock, the cuffed one grabs a bar to stabilize himself.

It's the coolant return on the chiller. His hand is frozen to the pipe as he's getting bitched out for doing something that only management had previously been allowed to do to employees... the fact that keys had to be dug out of pockets didn't help...

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