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Aileen68 -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:50:41 PM)

What about piss??? Can't we talk about piss?  It goes hand in hand with ass fucking and sucking big fat cocks.




WinsomeDefiance -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:51:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Ok you guys....quit making up words just to make your points! Asinocity (actually, I kind of like this one)....Lordestry???


What can I say..I'm a rebel .

Asanine just doesn't seem to adequately express the sentiment.  Asinocity works for me.  :) 




mnottertail -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:52:37 PM)

Never despair!

Micawber 




marieToo -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:52:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ExSteelAgain

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ORIGINAL: marieToo

I agree. It's really gone downhill around here, substance-wise.

I think we need more discussions about deep throating big fat cocks, and some good ass-fucking threads too.


Something juicy just turned up.


See that?  Things are picking up already!




KatyLied -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:53:22 PM)

I was overcome with submission as I inhaled the sweet aroma of his lordestry




SimplyMichael -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:53:26 PM)

Aileen,

Stop it or you are going to make me horny and we all know true dominants don't have sex they just sit around and become more and more moral and mentor hot newbies.  Gee, doesn't that sound a lot like a Roman Catholic Priest?  Hmmm




marieToo -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:54:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

What about piss??? Can't we talk about piss? 


Only if we can talk about swallowing it; anything less would be too shallow.




breatheasone -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:54:50 PM)

WE NEED MORE COW BELL!!!!




Rover -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:55:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Aileen,

Stop it or you are going to make me horny and we all know true dominants don't have sex they just sit around and become more and more moral and mentor hot newbies.  Gee, doesn't that sound a lot like a Roman Catholic Priest?  Hmmm


I'm offended at the comparison.
 
Father John




spiral23 -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:55:35 PM)

so it goes....*shrugs and wanders off*...




Stephann -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:56:20 PM)

So... I'd just like to take this moment to contribute to the delinquency.

I'm sick of all the threads that are focused on the topic of how many topics and threads bitch and moan!!

Stephan

Maintaining the Status Quo since 1977




mistoferin -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:56:23 PM)

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Katylied
I was overcome with submission as I inhaled the sweet aroma of his lordestry


Sweet aroma? Now that reminded me of a story....
Close your eyes and picture this.....Mom and daughter are dressed in long, flowing skirts. They are walking through a field of flowers in the warm breeze of a sunny, summer day. Daughter reaches down and plucks a flower and holds it to her nose, savoring the sweetness. She then turns to Mom and says "Mom, have you ever felt....not so fresh?" Mom smiles knowingly, hugs daughter and hands her a package of Massengill spring breeze douche. Daughter smiles and lovingly places the flower in Mom's hair. You then see them walk off into an endless sea of flowers with butterflies flitting around their heads.









marieToo -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:56:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: spiral23

so it goes....*shrugs and wanders off*...


Aw come on.  Come back and play.




toservez -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:56:52 PM)

Part of complaining or objecting to another person’s point of view is being able to handle the people who feel the opposite of you and their retribution.

In cyber world you have to always remember to not to let people impact you emotionally and when you read fully understand you will read good and bad and understand it is your own judgment not a unilateral agreement.

Message boards have a life all to themselves and it is always on some sort of ever changing cycle. They can be fresh, stale, positive or mean spirited. They can be dominated by old cronies or have a sudden influx of new posters. They can be people looking to generally learn and share and they can have their fill of look how great I am people who think they have invented the wheel.

When it gets to a place you do not like take a break it will change quickly and hopefully to a better place for you.




kc692 -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:56:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Any thoughts on how to return us to our more normal and insightful discussions?



Well, granted, it's not going to be easy, but, like a wizard with a sleeve, I feel I can pull something out of the hat for you:

1) Conduct a questionairre for the 172,206 CollarMe members and, over the next 6 months, attempt to arrive at an agreement on what constitutes "normal" and "insightful"; thereafter, lay down the rules for everyone to fall in line and dance to your tune: do not take it to heart when no one listens to you.

2) Stop posting: just you, everyone else.....keep on as per normal.

3) Clog up the message board with quotes straight out of the "Doms On Tour" manual, and encourage others to follow suit.

4) Lobby the government/police/internet warriors.

5) Fuck it, relax: bask in your knowledge that you are in a league of your own, and those around you are mere serfs in awe of your lordestry....maybe have a serf or two make you a cup of tea while you type and transcend the barriers of earthly wisdom.

'Here to help,
A country parson in Northern England.


Only difference is there are over 500,000 members.... [;)]

edited to add the emoticon to show I was being lighthearted




jpmichigan -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:58:07 PM)

Group hug!




NorthernGent -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:59:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Lordestry???



From the Oxford English dictionary: Lordestry: pioneer of Lordness virtues; usually associated with complete bollocks on a message board.




marieToo -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:59:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Stephann

I'm sick of all the threads that are focused on the topic of how many topics and threads bitch and moan!!



 
How 'bout just a bitch who moans?




apettiger -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 1:00:03 PM)

posts like this are slap-stick to me and i enjoy them a lot. even the nasty post i got from e01n, on the thread i started where i posted a story i wrote.
some will view it and say "oh, how nice"
and some will think it is drivel.
who cares.
although i do not understand why some feel they must make a derogotive remark on something they either do not understand or dont like. why not just pass it by?




Stephann -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 1:00:54 PM)

Hopefully, that's on the menu tonight....




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