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RE: What the fuck? - 9/2/2007 5:24:23 AM

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Well, Twice, on behalf of the realists among us, I am the proud owner of an average sized dick, not that I won't take credit for shape, colour and durability.........I'm definitely not the domliest around, but, in real life, the right woman can look forward to a lifetime of servitude......if she can cook, converse (above "oooooh, nice shoes" standard), and has a slightly warped sense of humour...then we'll get along like a house on fire.

NG, all of that sounds lovely, but don't you know it is you shaved head that the subbie females look at, hmmm...some oil on that and it could be some serious slippery slide your boobs across fun.....

Big silly grins this morning, you'll pardon me but Scooter has been teasing hard...and...welll...my brain is definitly drifting around to all sorts of kinky things now.

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RE: What the fuck? - 9/2/2007 5:52:23 AM

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Well, Twice, on behalf of the realists among us, I am the proud owner of an average sized dick, not that I won't take credit for shape, colour and durability.........I'm definitely not the domliest around, but, in real life, the right woman can look forward to a lifetime of servitude......if she can cook, converse (above "oooooh, nice shoes" standard), and has a slightly warped sense of humour...then we'll get along like a house on fire.

NG, all of that sounds lovely, but don't you know it is you shaved head that the subbie females look at, hmmm...some oil on that and it could be some serious slippery slide your boobs across fun.....

I do now.....you can all stroke it if you like....play your cards right and I'll go as far as to shave a sub or two's head.....for matching baldness etc. The last time a pair of boobs slid across my head, they were too hefty to handle.....my nervous system almost collapsed under the strain, so I vowed never again; I did read an article stating that British women have the biggest tits in the world (not sure how they've arrived at this conclusion), so maybe my brain can handle the smaller American version resting on it: I'm game enough for a crack at it.

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Big silly grins this morning, you'll pardon me but Scooter has been teasing hard...and...welll...my brain is definitly drifting around to all sorts of kinky things now.

'Alright for some eh........the kinkiest thing I have to look forward to is a Sunday roast in about 2 hours. How's Scooter's darts coming along?, is he ready to battle it out at the oche with the masters yet?

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RE: What the fuck? - 9/2/2007 7:16:21 AM

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The last time a pair of boobs slid across my head, they were too hefty to handle.....my nervous system almost collapsed under the strain, so I vowed never again; I did read an article stating that British women have the biggest tits in the world (not sure how they've arrived at this conclusion), so maybe my brain can handle the smaller American version resting on it: I'm game enough for a crack at it.

Damn it, that lets me out, i am a 38 DDD.

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How's Scooter's darts coming along?, is he ready to battle it out at the oche with the masters yet?

Lol, his dart game is doing fine, he wins a good bit. But he has been busy learning new songs as he is playing bass guitar on Thursdays with the local band at the local bar. He is in training to take over for the current bass player when he retires at the beginning of the year.

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