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SimplyMichael -> What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:21:57 PM)

Did the BDSM short bus stop at our URL or what? We have people who think they are first to invent the "white knight" shtick, we have the the "I am the only unique dominant" shtick going, the only thing we are short on is "uber safety dom".

I realize websites ebb and flow but the "flow" we are experiencing at the moment seems to be a bit heavily laden with No. 2 Cow Effluent if you ask me.  Any thoughts on how to return us to our more normal and insightful discussions?



e01n -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:24:32 PM)

Well, that's because I'm still writing my pro-Gor description of how to make padded floggers with extra soft tips to accompany teacup and harp stories. That's why we're missing "USD"...

Yes, I cry out to you all - WHAT THE DAMN FUCK!

I don't know - in this particular corner of CM, I say "Look where you're posting!"

That, or wait it out.

I have no other solutions to offer. Sorry.



TreasureKY -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:28:12 PM)

Why do you allow this to irritate you so much?

If you wish to have more normal and insightful discussions, perhaps you should start them.



LuckyAlbatross -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:34:16 PM)

Michael you need to step back and look at how not so long ago you were the "Brutal guy with a chip on his shoulder who needed to make a point all the time" type around here.  You don't have much room to maneuver here.



CuriousLord -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:36:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Any thoughts on how to return us to our more normal and insightful discussions?


Personally, I'm in favor of the whole stop-making-new-threads-just-to-bitch idea.



KatyLied -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:37:20 PM)

quote:

Any thoughts on how to return us to our more normal and insightful discussions?


What helps me is that I rarely consider this message board one of serious discussion.  If you look at it as more entertainment/amusement, it may become more fulfilling (from the standpoint of feeling empowered when comparing yourself to others).  I'm not kidding.



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:40:28 PM)

I think Ultra Safe Dom is still on sabbatical trying to garner Stan Lee's attention.  Maybe you can buy White Knight Dom and Mr. Unique Guy tickets to audition for Who Wants to be a Super Hero? 

Just trying to be helpful.

As for me, when the post turns ludicrous with the same asinocity being vollied back and forth, I just opt to not participate.



NorthernGent -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:40:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Any thoughts on how to return us to our more normal and insightful discussions?



Well, granted, it's not going to be easy, but, like a wizard with a sleeve, I feel I can pull something out of the hat for you:

1) Conduct a questionairre for the 172,206 CollarMe members and, over the next 6 months, attempt to arrive at an agreement on what constitutes "normal" and "insightful"; thereafter, lay down the rules for everyone to fall in line and dance to your tune: do not take it to heart when no one listens to you.

2) Stop posting: just you, everyone else.....keep on as per normal.

3) Clog up the message board with quotes straight out of the "Doms On Tour" manual, and encourage others to follow suit.

4) Lobby the government/police/internet warriors.

5) Fuck it, relax: bask in your knowledge that you are in a league of your own, and those around you are mere serfs in awe of your lordestry....maybe have a serf or two make you a cup of tea while you type and transcend the barriers of earthly wisdom.

'Here to help,
A country parson in Northern England.



MstrSkyWoIf -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:40:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Treasure KY

Why do you allow this to irritate you so much?

If you wish to have more normal and insightful discussions, perhaps you should start them.


Brovo, but  he cant do that then he would have no one to demonstrate his superiority to but himself, besides he already knows everything about everyone..... Thanks to his in sight I now know my true calling in life is as a self serving, victomizing child molester who is only here to get laid..... ROFLMFAO



SimplyMichael -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:40:57 PM)

I think I have shared here as deeply as anyone KY and have started quite a few discussions and not with a silly trumped up question designed to make me look good but usually by sharing deeply and revealingly about myself .

Oh, and if posts like this bother you why do you respond?  Or is that advice only for others to follow and you to give out sagely?



ExSteelAgain -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:42:58 PM)

I share Michael's frustration.



TreasureKY -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:44:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I think I have shared here as deeply as anyone KY and have started quite a few discussions and not with a silly trumped up question designed to make me look good but usually by sharing deeply and revealingly about myself .

Oh, and if posts like this bother you why do you respond?  Or is that advice only for others to follow and you to give out sagely?


I don't believe I accused you of never having started any insightful discussions. 

And if this post bothered me, I wouldn't have responded.



mnottertail -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:45:10 PM)

It does get rather disconcerting when the most interesting thread going is; what grease does misstress prefer on her dildo, or what collar should I choose for online dominate. 

But these things are cyclical and something juicy will turn up.

Micawber 



Lordandmaster -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:45:59 PM)

Heh, Michael, it's all a trade-off.  Yeah, there's a lot of bullshit in the forums, but then again they give me an opportunity to demonstrate how brilliant I am, and I can assure you that has rewarded me with quite a lot of pussy.



mistoferin -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:46:33 PM)

Ok you guys....quit making up words just to make your points! Asinocity (actually, I kind of like that one).... and Lordestry???



SimplyMichael -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:47:38 PM)

Normally I would agree with you but having the worlds best pussy now, I need something else to entice me. 



marieToo -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:47:46 PM)

I agree. It's really gone downhill around here, substance-wise.

I think we need more discussions about deep throating big fat cocks, and some good ass-fucking threads too.



mnottertail -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:49:23 PM)

from asino  (it's italian) and I shouldn't say this with Lam so close by, but latin as well I believe (Lam sees thru my facades). Word is real as hell.

Ron



CuriousLord -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:50:03 PM)

Perhaps a couple more vulgar posts about how horrible CM is now would be in order?



ExSteelAgain -> RE: What the fuck? (8/30/2007 12:50:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: marieToo

I agree. It's really gone downhill around here, substance-wise.

I think we need more discussions about deep throating big fat cocks, and some good ass-fucking threads too.


Something juicy just turned up.



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