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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/25/2007 11:58:10 AM

subtee

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[A clumsy homage to realtuffdom, because I miss him so]

So. This girl is a really slavey submissive and this girl just got a message from a clearly very Domly Dom, I mean—whoops! this girl means, like, He must be collaring slaves and subs, like, totally constantly, because He just messaged this girl for the first time? And this girl doesn’t even think He really, like, looked at this girl’s profile? ‘Cause He’s, like, totally incredibly Dominant and whatnot so that He doesn’t hafta read or anything. But, like, His very first message to this girl? Said this:

ON YOUR KNEES

OMG doesn’t that make you just shudder? This girl did. Anyway, so, because of you know, this girl being like a rug-matt-thing, this girl totally obeyed and dropped to her knees. Like, immediately! Like the crack of His Masteryish whip on this girl’s tender submissive and meek ass! ~Shudder, again.~
So like, real quick this girl was down. And I’m—crap!—this girl is sure He’s so proud and will say, “good girl” and all that and this girl totally can’t wait! Oh and like this girl can’t wait to be His servant and all that junk too.

So, here’s like the main problem? Since this girl is on my---her! her knees? I can’t see the computer screen. SHE!! This girl can’t see the screen…because of the being on her knees thing.

So.what do you think this girl should do? Go ahead and call a relocation company? This girl is collared now, right? Do you think He’ll realize this girl is still on her knees and come and find her? OMG this girl totally hopes so cause this girl's tender slavey knees kinda hurt. ‘Kay thanks.

Oh and it will probably help you to know who this girl is by seeing my—her..her! this girl’s wet pussy. Here’s her—this girl’s wet pussy photo. “Course it’s probably His pussy now. Whatever. http://www.collarme.com/Attachments/404721924499D4492732060p1.jpg

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/25/2007 12:14:55 PM

LadyLynx

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/26/2007 8:11:53 PM

Jacobthm

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Make her send you pictures of her pussy. If it's anything other than a siamese make her wait for 3 days or until she beggs for you to take her in and says her life is meaningless without you.

Ford Ram Tough. Genius man sheer genius.

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/26/2007 9:00:22 PM

slaverosebeauty

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*starts wiping gatorade off the monitor*

DAMN, MJ an I are behind schedule, we have known eachother for YEARS - from email 1 til now, and I haven't been collared, damn; guess His copy of the 'All Imperal Dom/Master of the Universe' manual got lost in the mail. Shoot. Double damn.

{hangs head in shame and puts bottom lip out}

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/27/2007 3:13:13 AM

Jacobthm

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Well there's always the chance he got the "improved" edition which was put out after some Smart Ass Subs infiltrated the almighty Dom's printing press of Domlyness and rewrote a few chapters. They will pay, oh yes they will pay.

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/27/2007 4:37:11 AM

NorthernGent

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quote:

ORIGINAL: realtuffdom

Okay, this slave girl writes me and says she wants to serve me. So, I do what any natural dominant guy would do and I send her a picture of my cock. She then says she really wants to be owned by me. But while I'm writing back to her, my mom comes into the room and tells me to go get the laundry out of the dryer and fold it, so I don't get a chance to write her back.

But that's okay because I then make contact with another girl who is really hot. She looks a lot like Jessica Alba, and she has pictures on her profile that are identical to pictures that Jessica Alba has posed in. I just find it amazing that she can reproduce a look like Jessica Alba, including everything in the background, including other movie stars who were standing behind the real Jessica Alba in the original photographs. So, I send her my standard email: "Do you want me to dominate you? Check yes or no." She checks yes and sends it back.

Okay, so what I need to know is should I then create a contract with a contract specialist I see advertised on late night TV, or should I play it aloof and kind of string her on as I make excuses why we can't meet in my dungeon yet? And how long should I wait? Is three days too long? Should I require her to move in with me, even though she lives in Ghana?

'Definitely ask her to move in with you; if she says no, then beg her to move in with you. Ask your mum first though, because she'll probably be slightly disappointed to find she has another mouth to feed, clothes to iron etc.....unless she grants permission.

I appreciate your dilemma; I was in a similar position a while back, but was most pleased to find that the Ghanains don't aspire to owning property, so they have no qualms about sharing an attic with 2 Nigerian breeding slaves, my pet dog and me. In terms of how long you should wait, don't wait, plain and simple.....send her an e-mail telling her that she's collared and is now your property, and if she has a problem......well, law of the jungle, live with it and move on. Ask your mum first though: my mum understood the concept and reason, but she wasn't happy that I didn't seek her permission.

Ultimately, you've got to be in it to win it..........get her over and it'll all fall into place.

Don't waste your time with the TV advertised contract......over here, it has been scientifically demonstrated by a Mori poll sampling 235 people that those people are charlatans, and they really don't have your interests at heart...amazing, I know, hard to believe, but, as I say, scientifically proven.....truth be told, those people want your slave for themselves.

Anyway, good luck, and if it doesn't work out, I'll loan you one of my Nigerian breeding slaves called Pamela Anderson.

All the best!

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/27/2007 5:50:09 AM

musikman1

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You said: Anyway, good luck, and if it doesn't work out, I'll loan you one of my Nigerian breeding slaves called Pamela Anderson.

Wow! Did you know that there's a movie star with that same name? What a coincidence! (wide-eyed innocent look)

mm1

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/27/2007 5:55:50 AM

musikman1

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She wrote: Oh and it will probably help you to know who this girl is by seeing my—her..her! this girl’s wet pussy. Here’s her—this girl’s wet pussy photo. “Course it’s probably His pussy now. Whatever. http://www.collarme.com/Attachments/404721924499D4492732060p1.jpg

Oh man, you KNOW that any girl whose pussy gets THAT wet at the very thought of Him is going to be a GREAT match!

mm1

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/27/2007 6:01:11 AM

NorthernGent

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quote:

ORIGINAL: musikman1

You said: Anyway, good luck, and if it doesn't work out, I'll loan you one of my Nigerian breeding slaves called Pamela Anderson.

Wow! Did you know that there's a movie star with that same name? What a coincidence! (wide-eyed innocent look)

mm1

What a coincidence!

'My thoughts exactly when I found out, so I wrote to her asking if it really is a coincidence, or has she stolen my Nigerian breeding slave's name.....I received the following letter the next day...

Dear Sir,

I can categorically state that I have no knowledge of a Nigerian breeding slave named Pamela Anderson; more to the point, I can tell you that I'm not a movie star, I'm a failed B/TV actress who spends most of my time flashing my tits on a boat.

Yours,
Pamela

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/28/2007 10:26:55 PM

stormgirl

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oh i am just in Looove!!

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/28/2007 10:50:49 PM

cbaby

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you move your monitor onto the floor so you can read it while posed with your head down in oh so tender *my knees are killing me* submission and find an open-minded friend to type for you so you don't need to break the pose......*giggles* don't you just love the Dominant Macho Monkey Male attitude (very special section in the grand scheme of things) roflmbo

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/29/2007 11:27:21 AM

EvilGenie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LordVelvet

I almost spit Mountain Dew all over the computer, thanks.
LordVelvet

I DID spit Fresca all over my screen!

EG

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/29/2007 1:26:27 PM

CollegeConundrum

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A day.

Tap that shit and collar it.

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/29/2007 1:39:40 PM

slaverosebeauty

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jacobthm
Well there's always the chance he got the "improved" edition which was put out after some Smart Ass Subs infiltrated the almighty Dom's printing press of Domlyness and rewrote a few chapters. They will pay, oh yes they will pay.

How will they pay?? Can I say I was there just to 'pay??'

For the record we did NOT 'rewrite' we corrected spelling and grammer, then we added a few 'extras' that score BIG points and get you 'yummy' surprises when you least expect them. It's a win win.

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/30/2007 8:51:09 AM

meticulousgirl

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Good grief do I have to teach you kids EVERYTHING!!

You are supposed to tell the old lady to fold her own god damned laundry. Slap a collar on girl number one and demand a pussy shot on webcam ASAP, cuz you know, now she is yours and has to do whatever you say. Alllllll while writing girl #2 that you are her new master, slap a collar on her, tell her she now has a sister cuz you are such a superstud master you are gonna have a stable of those hot Alba lookalike wenches.

THEN you go find mom, brandish your whips and canes at her, telling her if she EVER dares to interupt you while trolling, excuse me, DOMing your hoes....she will be NEXT! Oh yeah, and make sure the shirts get ironed and everything gets put away properly. Realtuffdoms don't have time for things as trivial as laundry.

ROFL I liked this one...

~meticulous~

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/30/2007 9:14:36 AM

mydomsabstrd

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holy christ............my sides hurt...............

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/30/2007 12:04:11 PM

Sirandlil1

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quote:

ORIGINAL: realtuffdom

Okay, this slave girl writes me and says she wants to serve me. So, I do what any natural dominant guy would do and I send her a picture of my cock. She then says she really wants to be owned by me. But while I'm writing back to her, my mom comes into the room and tells me to go get the laundry out of the dryer and fold it, so I don't get a chance to write her back.

But that's okay because I then make contact with another girl who is really hot. She looks a lot like Jessica Alba, and she has pictures on her profile that are identical to pictures that Jessica Alba has posed in. I just find it amazing that she can reproduce a look like Jessica Alba, including everything in the background, including other movie stars who were standing behind the real Jessica Alba in the original photographs. So, I send her my standard email: "Do you want me to dominate you? Check yes or no." She checks yes and sends it back.

Okay, so what I need to know is should I then create a contract with a contract specialist I see advertised on late night TV, or should I play it aloof and kind of string her on as I make excuses why we can't meet in my dungeon yet? And how long should I wait? Is three days too long? Should I require her to move in with me, even though she lives in Ghana?

What are the odds that we both got the same two emails....did you send money for the airplane tickets yet ?....

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/30/2007 12:12:46 PM

mya75

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LOL... I got midway into the post and started laughing ....Thanks for the Laugh!! What is sad is that their are people probably actually in that situation....

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/30/2007 6:49:16 PM

nyrisa

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Sooo many emails.......so few collars. **weeps** No one loves me and my teflon neck.

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RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time shoul... - 10/30/2007 6:55:44 PM

SirNico

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your little icon says 'sic transit gloria mundi'

loosely translated from the Latin it reads:

'Gloria got sick on the bus Monday'

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