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realtuffdom -> How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:15:24 PM)

Okay, this slave girl writes me and says she wants to serve me. So, I do what any natural dominant guy would do and I send her a picture of my cock. She then says she really wants to be owned by me. But while I'm writing back to her, my mom comes into the room and tells me to go get the laundry out of the dryer and fold it, so I don't get a chance to write her back.

But that's okay because I then make contact with another girl who is really hot. She looks a lot like Jessica Alba, and she has pictures on her profile that are identical to pictures that Jessica Alba has posed in. I just find it amazing that she can reproduce a look like Jessica Alba, including everything in the background, including other movie stars who were standing behind the real Jessica Alba in the original photographs. So, I send her my standard email: "Do you want me to dominate you? Check yes or no." She checks yes and sends it back.

Okay, so what I need to know is should I then create a contract with a contract specialist I see advertised on late night TV, or should I play it aloof and kind of string her on as I make excuses why we can't meet in my dungeon yet? And how long should I wait? Is three days too long? Should I require her to move in with me, even though she lives in Ghana?




earthycouple -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:16:46 PM)

damn I love you...thanks for the laugh!




utterlybutterfli -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:17:56 PM)

I think you are fucking hilarious. You made my night.




LordVelvet -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:18:25 PM)

I almost spit Mountain Dew all over the computer, thanks.
LordVelvet




Stephann -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:25:41 PM)

What gets me, is that I know these thoughts have in part (if not whole) lept from the mind of hundreds of men who weren't kidding....




CuriousLord -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:33:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: realtuffdom

Okay, so what I need to know is should I then create a contract with a contract specialist I see advertised on late night TV, or should I play it aloof and kind of string her on as I make excuses why we can't meet in my dungeon yet?


Now, you see, this isn't so hard to deal with.  Most real tuff doms have a "No girls allowed" rule in their dungeons- so this isn't a problem.

So, now we're up tot the contract with the specialist.  After calling a lot of them, I've come to realize something: a lot of them are fakes.  So you need the ones that certify themselves as "REAL" (the ones who just call themeslves "real" are full of crap).  If they don't say one way or another, you should call them up and ask- look for the pronounciation of "REAL" to make your decision.

Also, I tend to find the ones that come on the even-numbered channels are more trustworthy than the ones that come on the odd-numbered channels.  Those fuckers are bastards... stealing my shit after I gave them my social....

In any case, be sure to tell them that you're a real tuff dom, and have your parents' credit card numbers on hand- they don't deal with fakes who only have one credit card number.

Good luck!




realtuffdom -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:35:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CuriousLord

quote:

ORIGINAL: realtuffdom

Okay, so what I need to know is should I then create a contract with a contract specialist I see advertised on late night TV, or should I play it aloof and kind of string her on as I make excuses why we can't meet in my dungeon yet?


Now, you see, this isn't so hard to deal with.  Most real tuff doms have a "No girls allowed" rule in their dungeons- so this isn't a problem.

So, now we're up tot the contract with the specialist.  After calling a lot of them, I've come to realize something: a lot of them are fakes.  So you need the ones that certify themselves as "REAL" (the ones who just call themeslves "real" are full of crap).  If they don't say one way or another, you should call them up and ask- look for the pronounciation of "REAL" to make your decision.

Also, I tend to find the ones that come on the even-numbered channels are more trustworthy than the ones that come on the odd-numbered channels.  Those fuckers are bastards... stealing my shit after I gave them my social....

In any case, be sure to tell them that you're a real tuff dom, and have your parents' credit card numbers on hand- they don't deal with fakes who only have one credit card number.

Good luck!


Thank you. I hate when people cheat me.




HisSongstress -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:39:00 PM)

I love it!!!

best!

song




parfait -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:44:43 PM)

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akisha -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:56:11 PM)

LMAO 

oh my god, y'all are a bunch of freaks. thanks for the laff on an other wise rainy, accounting filled dreary day lol




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 12:56:15 PM)

whoops there goes my chocolate milk and snack all over the laptop!!




celticlord2112 -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 1:02:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: realtuffdom
Is three days too long?


You've waited a whole three days?  Wow...and here I thought dominants used a different sort of restraint....





subtee -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 1:16:20 PM)

Okay, I am seriously crying...

I wish I was the Jessica Alba chick who's gonna get a contract!!! Especially after I saw that cock!

Waaaaaaaaa




LadySeraphina -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 1:21:39 PM)

Wow, how could you possibly wait 3 days, and why didn't you collar the first girl too? I mean, she is obviously REAL and needs to serve a tuff dom like you. Hey, if you get a whole stable of these girls, you could keep them in your room, and if they are really quiet, your mom may not find out.




DiurnalVampire -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 1:29:11 PM)

LadySeraphina... thats what walk in closets are for.  They are petite girls, of course, so he should be able to fit a few of them in there if Mom walks in. Problem solved!




sappatoti -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 1:34:11 PM)

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Damn... another laptop with beverage all over it!




LaTigresse -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 1:45:47 PM)

Good grief do I have to teach you kids EVERYTHING!!

You are supposed to tell the old lady to fold her own god damned laundry. Slap a collar on girl number one and demand a pussy shot on webcam ASAP, cuz you know, now she is yours and has to do whatever you say. Alllllll while writing girl #2 that you are her new master, slap a collar on her, tell her she now has a sister cuz you are such a superstud master you are gonna have a stable of those hot Alba lookalike wenches.

THEN you go find mom, brandish your whips and canes at her, telling her if she EVER dares to interupt you while trolling, excuse me, DOMing your hoes....she will be NEXT! Oh yeah, and make sure the shirts get ironed and everything gets put away properly. Realtuffdoms don't have time for things as trivial as laundry.




realtuffdom -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 1:50:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Good grief do I have to teach you kids EVERYTHING!!

You are supposed to tell the old lady to fold her own god damned laundry. Slap a collar on girl number one and demand a pussy shot on webcam ASAP, cuz you know, now she is yours and has to do whatever you say. Alllllll while writing girl #2 that you are her new master, slap a collar on her, tell her she now has a sister cuz you are such a superstud master you are gonna have a stable of those hot Alba lookalike wenches.

THEN you go find mom, brandish your whips and canes at her, telling her if she EVER dares to interupt you while trolling, excuse me, DOMing your hoes....she will be NEXT! Oh yeah, and make sure the shirts get ironed and everything gets put away properly. Realtuffdoms don't have time for things as trivial as laundry.



I took your advice, and now I'm grounded. And I might not get this week's allowance.




subtee -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 1:52:11 PM)

 
quote:

Alllllll while writing girl #2 that you are her new master, slap a collar on her, tell her she now has a sister cuz you are such a superstud master you are gonna have a stable of those hot Alba lookalike wenches
.

LaTigresse, ok I'm not hot, not Alba, but could you make him "slap a collar" on me too? Oh, and could you also make him have his mom do my laundry too? 'K thanks.




LaTigresse -> RE: How soon after she emails me for the 1st time should I collar her? (8/31/2007 1:52:36 PM)

Pfffffttttt, get a paper route!

God damned lazy kids these days..........




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