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Where do those one-liners come from??? - 9/4/2007 6:38:47 PM

nyrisa

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Finally, the answer to where all those one line email pickup lines we get from would-be Doms and subs come from.

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ/Ya&sdn=humor&cdn=entertainment&tm=146&f=20&su=p284.8.150.ip_&tt=14&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.glossynews.com/tools/pickup.htm

Your bright skin shines, better than an ocean of sunset. Here's my number, if a woman answers, just hang up.

Your shapely very existense gives me butterflies, and makes me think of the most peaceful blooming rose. So what do you say, ya wanna shag?

Your sculpted smile stands out, and makes me think of inspirational satisfaction. I would host your disease for a crack at that.

Your inspiring sense of humor inspires me, like I never even thought possible from the sweetest inspiration. I'd like to cook you dinner.

Your brilliant body flows, not unlike an ocean of chocolate. If I hadn't lost my package in 'Nam, I'd be all about getting with you.

Your incredible eyes puts a smile on my face, like I never even thought possible from heavenly honey. By the way, are those real?

Your soft presence gives me butterflies, surer than heavenly chocolate. I would love to give you twelve inches, baby... in four easy installments.

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RE: Where do those one-liners come from??? - 9/4/2007 6:40:33 PM

hobbit9sub4u

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i got one that said simply, "i am the OTHER intestinal flora. " whats up with that?

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RE: Where do those one-liners come from??? - 9/7/2007 1:59:25 AM

Redoubt

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Your dreamy presence gives me butterflies, like I never even thought possible from the most peaceful satisfaction.

I wonder what you'd look like all sweaty with your hair messed up.

I love this LOL

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RE: Where do those one-liners come from??? - 9/7/2007 2:03:56 AM

Redoubt

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Your radiant beauty dazzles, as a poet's sonnets warm.
I would love to give you 12 inches baby... in 4 easy installments.

Fun- but the random text generator is off a bit

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RE: Where do those one-liners come from??? - 9/7/2007 3:35:58 PM

HypnoticDan

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Your shapely smile doesn't repulse me, better than heavenly gentle misty rainfall at dusk.
Like a prize bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

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