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Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 6:45:20 AM   
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This was verified by CNN. I wish someone had had a video recorder for this!
*edited cuz I messed up the c/p which indicates I really need some coffee this morning!
http://asheville.indymedia.org/article/107Clowns

Nazi's out of Knoxville!

Wife Power!Knoxville rejects Nazis and Klan.

Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes. http://www.volunteertv.com/special

Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were.

Alex Linder the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally kicked off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage, and was promptly arrested by 4 Knoxville police officers who dropped him to the ground when he resisted and dragged him off past the red shiny shoes of the clowns. http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/7704982.html

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”

It was at this point that several observers reported seeing several Klan members heads exploding in rage and they stopped trying to explain to the clowns what they wanted.

Apparently the clowns fundamentally misunderstood the nature of the rally, they believed it was a clown rally and came in force to support their pointy hated brethren. To their dismay, despite their best jokes and stunts and pratfalls the Nazis and Klan refused to laugh, and indeed became enraged at the clowns misunderstanding and constant attempts to interpret the clowns instruction.

The clowns on the other hand had a great time and thought the Nazis were the funniest thing they had ever seen and the loud laughter of over 100 counter protesters greeted every attempt of the Nazis and Klan to get their message out, whatever that was.

Many of the local Knoxvillians that came to counter demonstrate had no illusions about why these out of state bad clowns with swastikas were doing in their town.

“KKK YOU CAN’T HIDE, WE CHARGE YOU WITH GENOCIDE!”

“GAY, STRAIGHT, BLACK, WHITE ONE STRUGGLE ONE FIGHT!”

“U.G.L.Y. KLAN YOU AIN’T GOT NO ALIBI, YOU UGLY, YOU UGLY”

Were just a few of the chants that the non clown counter protesters rained down upon the Nazis. The clowns interacted with the non clown protesters with glee and even participated in a chant or two, though apparently with no idea that the Nazis were indeed not clowns thinking it was just part of the show.

In the end the 20 or so sad VNNers left with their tails between their legs. At this point over 150 counter demonstraters were present. The clowns seeing how dejected and sad the Nazi’s looked began singing to cheer them up.

“hey hey hey hey, ho ho ho ho—good bye, good bye” everyone sang waving their arms in the air in unison.

After the VNNers left in their shiny SUVs to go back to Alabama and all the other states that they were from the clowns and counter demonstrators began to march out of the area chanting ‘WHOSE STREETS? OUR STREETS!”

But the cops stopped the clowns and counter protestors. “Hey, do you want an escort” an African-American police officer on a motorcycle asked. “Yes” a clown replied. “We are walking to Market Square in the center of town to celebrate.”

The police officers got in front of the now anti racist parade and blocked the entire road for the march through the heart of Knoxville. An event called imagination station was taking place and over 15,000 thousand students and their parents were in town that weekend. Many of them cheered as the clowns, Knoxvillians and counter protestors marched through the heart of Knoxville singing and laughing at the end of the Nazi’s first attempt at having a rally in Knoxville.

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 8:03:54 AM   
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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 8:16:05 AM   
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Aww poo!

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 8:32:27 AM   
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        Yeah, it's been done once before, but you actually posted the story, and it still makes me proud to be an American.

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 8:46:37 AM   
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Now I want to go be a clown.

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 8:55:48 AM   
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Now I want to go be a clown.


Run for president.. it worked for George :)

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 11:07:34 AM   
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Pretty sad for the KKK when they can be outnumbered by clowns! lol!
And "Nazis?"
Can't we just shoot them in public?

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 11:16:12 AM   
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Pretty sad for the KKK when they can be outnumbered by clowns! lol!
And "Nazis?"
Can't we just shoot them in public?


popeye1250,

The psychiatric name for fear of clowns is coulrophobia.  Get help before you start shooting
them in public.

Think of the children!

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 11:24:14 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Pretty sad for the KKK when they can be outnumbered by clowns! lol!
And "Nazis?"
Can't we just shoot them in public?


popeye1250,

The psychiatric name for fear of clowns is coulrophobia.  Get help before you start shooting
them in public.

Think of the children!

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Sinergy, read that again.
I want to shoot the NAZIS!
Not the fuckin Clowns! You Bozo!

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 11:43:23 AM   
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Bozo!



You want to kill Bozo?

The inhuclownity of it all.

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 11:53:36 AM   
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Sinergy, read that again.
I want to shoot the NAZIS!
Not the fuckin Clowns! You Bozo!



        That's the beauty of this story, Popeye.  Shooting people on sight because you disagree with their ideas would put you right there with the KKK.  A targeted and completely non-violent counter-protest like this is a wonderful thing.

      Since this was first posted, I've sent the link to a lot of people on all sides of the political spectrum.  What amuses me (in a completely non-scientific way) is that all the replies I've had were from the more conservative types who were howling with laughter and appreciation.

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 1:32:13 PM   
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I've always loved Knoxville.  I lived there a few years back and thought the city was great.  This just reaffirms it!.......luci

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 2:27:48 PM   
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I've always considered the KKK to be clowns anyway, they dress like them.
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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 2:51:35 PM   
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yay...this made my day...

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 2:52:39 PM   
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Who would have guessed that an article about a KKK rally would leave folks smiling?

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 3:34:14 PM   
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Now I want to go be a clown.


Be specific; you want to be a good clown. Keep in mind, the klan idiots are clowns, too, bad ones.

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 3:38:48 PM   
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Now I want to go be a clown.


Just dont let popeye1250 see you when he is packing heat.

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 4:20:21 PM   
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Now I want to go be a clown.


Just dont let popeye1250 see you when he is packing heat.

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Oh I'm not worried, I have my bottle of seltzer water  .
(Of course I'm a good clown Level)

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 4:28:43 PM   
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Too funny. YAY for the clowns!

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RE: Clowns KKKick KKK ass! - 9/9/2007 4:34:45 PM   
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What a great story!!!!

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