Fish said?

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

Fish said?

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> Fish said?

Page: [1]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

Fish said? - 9/16/2007 11:12:21 AM

FullCircle

Posts: 5713
Joined: 11/24/2005
Status: offline

What did the fish say when it bumped into a wall?

Damn

(spaces added for comedy timing.)
I love that joke so simple and sooo perfect.

_____________________________

∞ ﮒuקּƹɼ ƾɛϰưϫԼ Ƨωιϯϲћ.

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: Fish said? - 9/16/2007 11:58:02 AM

cuddleheart50

Posts: 9718
Joined: 2/20/2006
From: Kentucky
Status: offline

LO..you are so corny...and funny!

_____________________________

Dance like no one is watching,
Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you've never been hurt
and live like it's heaven on Earth.

(in reply to FullCircle)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: Fish said? - 9/16/2007 12:16:08 PM

MaDomAura

Posts: 93
Joined: 8/6/2007
Status: offline

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead.

(in reply to cuddleheart50)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: Fish said? - 9/16/2007 12:46:17 PM

FullCircle

Posts: 5713
Joined: 11/24/2005
Status: offline

See there is no logic to this joke MaDomAura. The problem as I see it is that when monkeys go stiff from death they would remain clinging to the tree.

_____________________________

∞ ﮒuקּƹɼ ƾɛϰưϫԼ Ƨωιϯϲћ.

(in reply to MaDomAura)

Profile

Post #: 4

RE: Fish said? - 9/16/2007 1:16:09 PM

Damocles809

Posts: 532
Joined: 7/12/2006
Status: offline

According to a recent polling, nearly 100% of Americans dislike being hit with a pole.

(in reply to FullCircle)

Profile

Post #: 5

RE: Fish said? - 9/16/2007 3:05:06 PM

nyrisa

Posts: 1830
Joined: 11/20/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

See there is no logic to this joke MaDomAura. The problem as I see it is that when monkeys go stiff from death they would remain clinging to the tree.

It takes several hours for rigor mortis to set in after death. So, there goes the monkey.

_____________________________

A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

(in reply to FullCircle)

Profile

Post #: 6

RE: Fish said? - 9/16/2007 3:10:02 PM

FullCircle

Posts: 5713
Joined: 11/24/2005
Status: offline

Damn that Quincy he lied to me. I so trusted that old man.

_____________________________

∞ ﮒuקּƹɼ ƾɛϰưϫԼ Ƨωιϯϲћ.

(in reply to nyrisa)

Profile

Post #: 7

RE: Fish said? - 9/16/2007 3:40:12 PM

breatheasone

Posts: 4004
Joined: 7/14/2007
Status: offline

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?....... (wait for it....)

Russel

LMAO ..........

_____________________________

Romans 10:13,For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
Mike posts in black font
candy posts in pink font

(in reply to FullCircle)

Profile

Post #: 8

RE: Fish said? - 9/17/2007 2:40:42 AM

INVENTIVEMASTER

Posts: 18
Joined: 8/7/2006
Status: offline

Q-Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A- For being outstanding in his field

(in reply to breatheasone)

Profile

Post #: 9

RE: Fish said? - 9/17/2007 6:37:58 AM

came4U