SuzanneKneeling
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Speaking of the Rotating Roster of Red Herrings, right on cue. quote:
ORIGINAL: EldroRolod Anyone with a rudimentary understanding of this planet knows that the average temperature has been much higher in the past than it has been now, as well as much colder. Every geologist knows that the earth is currently between ice-ages. Yes, another one will come eventually, just like several have before. The earths currently stable climate has occurred in a blink of an eye as far as the earths life is concerned, only the last 10,000 years, and is not, and never was, expected to last forever. Did you know North America used to be tropical? Did you know that the desert that covers egypt used to be a wet and tropical environment? There were no SUVs around thousands of years ago to mess any of that up. It just happens. The earths climate has been changing continuously since the earth began. Its a fact, its irrefutable, you can't stop it, it won't let you, and for anyone to assume that we tiny humans can make this ancient planet do anything it doesn't want to do is not only arrogant, but ignorant. Climatologists have only been tracking global temperatures for about 100 years. Their methods have not been reliable at best and are questionable at worst. Which explains why some temperature sensors they use are located in unnaturally hot areas, like near exhaust vents on large AC units on rooftops, etc. This so called melting arctic ice that will kill us all.. LOL (trying to do my best Al Gore) Wasn't always there in the first place. They've found evidence of civilization in some of the areas just recently revealed by the retreating ice. Who decided the ice had to be there for us all to not die? Some liberal tree hugger, I suppose. WHO DECIDED THAT THE CURRENT AVERAGE TEMPERATURE OF THE EARTH IS THE OPTIMAL TEMPERATURE OF THE EARTH AND WE HAVE TO KEEP IT WHERE IT IS? Some liberal tree hugger, I suppose. During the time of the dinosaurs, the CO2 level in the atmosphere was higher than we could ever even intentionally make it due to volcanic activity. The earth was hot, humid, tropical, and covered in lush, heavy vegitation. Everyone was happy, fat, and grew incredibly large, (dinosaurs I mean) in that environment. It was perfect for the development of life..... well, until that damned asteroid killed everything. Besides, ..... LOL if we stop the earth from warming, most of us will die during the next ice age, or when the continents collide again and create the next super continent. Oh, you didn't know that was happening? LOL Stick around for a couple billion years. It's factual and inevitable. A couple billion years after that, our entire galaxy is set to collide with our sister galaxy and form a massive super galaxy... but, oh yeah, in the process, matter as we know it will be crushed and destroyed and remade into something new. This is also factual, inevitable, and unstoppable. Stop being afraid of things that are natural and temporary! All life is both. If you really want something to worry about, look out your window... watch the news... read something for christ's sake. There is enough right here, right now, to keep you busy being afraid for the rest of your fearful, and considerably less enjoyable, life. Congratulations, EldroRolod, you managed to cover about half the RRRH list in one post (and I believe invented a couple new ones)! Interesting that you have favored the irrelevant over the misleading - must be a matter of personal taste for you. I hope to get to them later. I'll mostly skip over the paranoid knee-jerk UN-bashing, I know you guys are pre-wired to do that. I'll not go into in detail the joke that the 19,000 petition was. I'll let people read for themselves about the 4th IPCC report: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPCC_Fourth_Assessment_Report And then, I'll concede defeat to EldroRolod. Yes, defeat. You've found us out. See, I'm actually an agent for the IPCC, not a redblooded American at all! And our one and only goal was not, as we tell everyone, to head off the worst part of the biggest manmade disaster in recorded history. Actually, yes, it's all about getting your money. That heat wave four years ago in southern Europe* that killed 15,000 elderly people? All just part of the plot. Those 15K geezers, patriots in the cause all of them, gave their lives in pursuit of American tax money. And then to cap off the ruse, we actually paid researchers to study the phenomenon, find that global warming was likely a major cause and get it published in Nature, the most prestigious peer-reviewed journal in existence. Boy, you can imagine how many Euros it cost us to pay off the reviewers and editors to get that one under the radar! But again, all part of the investment that hopefully will pay off a thousand fold. * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_European_heat_wave But wait. That's not all we did, now that I'm fessing up. I really cannot bear the burden of my conscience any longer. We figured that 15,000 dead Frenchmen would not move the cold, arteriosclerotic soul of the American Republican - in fact they would probably rejoice in that. After all, we refused to join them in the most brilliant military decision they ever conceived - the premeditated invasion and occupation of a country that hadn't even attacked them (and the only secular Arab state in the region during a time of Islamic terrorism threat). They still look down upon us as subhuman for not being able to readily see the wisdom in that one. They have even renamed their "pomme frites" to dismiss us. Mon Dieu, they have no idea how that wounded us! But I digress. We didn't think thousands of dead Europeans, or the encore presentation of the same weather in 2006* would matter a whit to them. After all, many of those Republicans are devout Christians, and we all know that Christ said to help the rich oil companies, and screw the poor who don't have air conditioning. And alas, we figured that a definitive pronouncement from the UN's IPCC made by hundreds of the world's top experts in climatology - but some of whom were (gasp) not American! - would be met with suspicion by these worldly creatures. After all, most Republicans know that civilization stops at the US borders, and the other 95% of the world is to be dismissed when they are not being bombed. * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_European_heat_wave So, we had our work cut out for us. One by one, we worked on all of the major scientific organizations in the United States. Some of them we sweet-talked, plying them with some Bordeaux that had gone bad (heh, Americans can't tell the difference). Following the tactic the US employed to get some smaller countries to cave in and support their Iraq invasion, we "invested" some more Euros in a few of the organizations. The remainder we won over by sending sultry blondes from the Amsterdam red light district, and caught them on camera in compromising positions (Americans are so unimaginative in sex - we had to doctor the photos just to get journalists interested in them!) In short, it was a lot of work, but finally we got them all on board. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_opinion_on_climate_change o 1.5 U.S. National Research Council, 2001 o 1.6 American Meteorological Society o 1.7 American Geophysical Union o 1.8 American Institute of Physics o 1.9 American Astronomical Society o 1.10 Federal Climate Change Science Program, 2006 o 1.11 American Association for the Advancement of Science o 1.12 Stratigraphy Commission of the Geological Society of London o 1.13 Geological Society of America o 1.14 American Chemical Society And to think it was all on track to succeed until my conscience got the better of me. Dear me. Yes, EldroRolod, it is all a sham. And remember, anytime you see anything come from your American scientists - especially Mr. Bush's own science advisor and the National Research Council (who have publicly stated that mankind is driving global warming), consider how easily they can be bought with a little bad Bordeaux and a few Dutch prostitutes. If I were you, I would stop taking any medications or undergoing any treatments that may have been developed under the auspices of these organizations. Well, remember, you can still come to France for medical care. We take care of our residents' healthcare as a basic dictate of our humanity. So even if you can't trust American scientists, France will welcome you with open arms. Just learn how to pronounce "pomme frites". (Just to save me some time, Pollux we seem to be on opposite sides of this, but would you at least concede that ER's rambling about changes on geologic time scales are wildly irrelevant to the short-term temperature increase discussion? I suspect you at least see that.)
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